Tendo City

Quote:Subject: LISTEN UP AND BE VERY VERY CARE !!!

Hello .

I am very sorry for you , is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don’t have any business with you, my
duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information’s we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn’t tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $20,000 is all you need to spend You will first of all pay $8,000 then I will send a tape to you which i recorded every discusion i had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $12,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW.REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY. DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.

I have to say this. First of all, this is the most hilarious scam ever. If I WAS being threatened, I am going to the cops first thing, no matter how much they threaten me not to. Of COURSE I will.

Scary world

I don't know, man, the evidence in that email was pretty convincing.

It was me, DJ. I'm sorry. :( I wanted you dead because it sounded like a cool idea at the time, but now it spiraled out of control and I don't know what to do.

I think you better pay him, for starters.

They used a Saw qoute

Oh god damn it

the broken english, the strangely capatilized words, the vague references... there's only one evil in this world capable of such a thing.

o jus b/c of the things You say it from Me????????

have i gots NEWS 4 u man!!!!!!!! ITS NOT ME!!!!!!!

PLEASE HE DOES'NT NOT EVEN SOUND CANADIAN

also has any 1 seen teh sandman i hav stuff to talks hooba hubba

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*~we r all butterflyes inside~*

SAR@H Wrote:o jus b/c of the things You say it from Me????????

have i gots NEWS 4 u man!!!!!!!! ITS NOT ME!!!!!!!

PLEASE HE DOES'NT NOT EVEN SOUND CANADIAN

also has any 1 seen teh sandman i hav stuff to talks hooba hubba

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*~we r all butterflyes inside~*

Who the fuck is SAR@H? Lazyfatbum in disguise?

Sarah used to be a regular the boards. You could atleast introduce yourself.

Who was Sarah's male counterpart?

You don't remember?

Hmm... I cant remember. I know Sandy did but I forget the name. I also remember the hundreds of messages she got and all the boys that asked her if she had a webcam. You were one of them. God I was laughing for like two weeks.

It wasn't 'Da Man' was it?

[COW] [/COW]

I very, very vaguely recall a "Sarah" that used to frequent the forums. But it must have been quite a long time ago.

I have no recollection of asking if she had a webcam, but I do remember being excited when a picture finally surfaced.

Da Man, that's it! Thank you. And Sandy's real name is Luke.

Move along, people, nothing to see here.

heh I know that cartoon.

Came on before Courage the Cowardly Dog I believe, but before it was an actual series, and instead just random filler shows under the Cartoon-Cartoon moniker. Like I am Weasel, Cow and Chicken, etc.

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Yeah so what, you watch them too.

I loves me some cartoons. No shame in that.

And there's no shame in finding your own mother attractive.

Right, and there's no sha-

Wait, what?

No, in all honesty though, if you have a good relationship with your mother, I don't see any surprise in seeking out women that remind you of her. Technically, as the main influence and idea of femininity in a child's development, the mother essentially becomes the definition of a woman and all it encapsules to the child.

Of course, there are different degrees of attraction. If you're sexually attracted to your mother, then yeah, it's a little creepy.

"Watch him kill his own mother with a broken lawn chair!"

"I love mother!"

If you guys don't settle down, I'm going to have to ban Sarah. And lazy just because he always gets banned. I mean it this time.

Now that was unexpected...

Hey, guys, what's going on in here?

Shut up guys, or Ice-9 is going to shut down Ramble City.

And is it really, maybe, lazy's birthday today? That is a bannable offense for sure.

lazy, in my world, you are absolute money.

And if I ever made a game, you sir, would be the Hero of Time.

the love we have for you goes on and on and on. Kinda like this:

Heck, even Shiggy thinks you're pretty freaking amazin.

HEE :D holy krap im old!

I worked my first da at my new job today and look, there's no mud on me :D and I wear clothes that make me want to do THIS

*checks watch in slow motion* My 401 is secure but I need to call Donaldson.

yunno??

thank you :D PK scared the krap out of me, dont do that. How's this for memories.

So, getting out the dustpan for your spring cleaning Miss Knight? You think I give a shyt? Your entire life is built around destroying other people's fun, how do you even look at yourself in the mirror, do you consciously admit "I cant wait to suck life out of people today"? Is that what makes you feel better when you're confused about your sexual orientation? Yeah tell ice to ban me. I fcking dare him.