Tendo City

UN = Useless Nations

Team America puts it best: (paraphrased cuz I don't remember exactly how it went)

Hans Blix- "Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas."
Kim Jong-Il- "Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been through this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destruction, OK Hans?"
Hans Blix- "Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else."
Kim Jong-Il- "...Or else what?"
Hans Blix- "Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are."

What did the UN do when 10 of it's members died in a car bombing in Algeria recently? Nothing. An Al Qaeda grouped claimed it their attack, but the UN is too pussy call them out, probably because they care more about the Arab nations getting pissed off.
The UN are straight pussies.

Secretary General of the UN, Ban Ki-moon called the worst attack on the UN since 2003 "an abjectly, cowardly strike".

Come on, announce that you're gonna hunt their asses down. Ol' Georgewoulda said "We're gonna hunt them down and bring them to justice."

http://www.newsalerts.com/news/article/a...r-algeria-
bombs.html:top0:972081

The UN Staff Union on Monday reiterated its demand for a global security review of all UN premises, and pressed for "a full and independent investigation to determine why adequate security was not in place" at Algiers, including whether there were any warnings before the attack.

http://www.news24.com/News24/Africa/News...48,00.html

Full investigation on why security wasn't good enough? If someone wants to bomb you they'll do it again if with your new, improved security and then you'll have another meeting to discuss why that security wasn't good enough. UN needs to send some troops and get those ass holes.

"Those who target innocent civilians in this way commit an unspeakable crime," he said. "Terrorism is never justifiable, on any grounds... It hurts all nations - large and small, rich and poor. It takes its toll on human beings of every age and income, culture and religion."

Another thingy: Look UN fans, your representative just said the T-word. I guess you have to believe in terrorism now.

Wait who doesn't believe in terrorism? I didn't even think that was a viewpoint.

Genius

Terrorism is a frightening reality that can only be dealt with by dismissing it as a reality.

I'm going to produce and distribute "Dont believe terrorism!" buttons.

...

*doesn't*

*looks at porn instead*

Works with global warming I suppose.

budumpish

"Pussies"? Quoting puppets as a main source for your ideas?

These "pussies" better "sack up" and grow a pair of fucking "balls". These United Nations FAGGOTS should be more like my brah Dubya! Professional humourists Matt Stone and Trey Parker are the ultimate authority on the validity of the UN. Those puppets in Team America spoke to me in ways no other person could.

Sorry frat boy, but problems aren't as easily solvable in the manner you described. You sound like the hundreds of thousands of uneducated oil workers that infest my province.

nick would prefer nazi union

The UN is far from being weak. It is, however, extremely difficult to get nations which often do not agree to have much of anything to do with eachother, so because our agenda does not always get done the UN is "weak". When you have a body with such a diverse range of views, and with a construction that makes it impossible to pass anything that one of the major powers doesn't like, there's going to be deadlock... so very little happens in Burma or Sudan because China likes governments that will sell them resources no questions asked and that aren't fans of the US.

Even so, when the UN does act things happen. The UN can be a very powerful and effective body when it actually agrees on something, such as all the work on trying to get North Korea to give up its nuclear program or to just figure out what exactly Iran has done towards one. Slow? Yes, diplomacy usually is. But it also can be effective; there's as good a chance now as there ever will be for North Korea to actually give up its nuclear program.. we'll see if it complies, it could go either way, but I don't think you'll find a much better chance than now, and that would never have happened without the international community. As for Rwanda (and Bosnia), in both of those cases, the fighting finally stopped once the UN finally managed to get around to getting involved. I think that in both cases the UN was horribly remiss in waiting so long to act (so many died before they did...), but once they finally did things happened... though in Bosnia of course things then got worse again and it was the US and NATO that finally dealt with Serbia (way, way, way too late), but that required international, and UN, support as well.

Oh yeah, and since the invasion into Iraq we've learned how effective the UN sanctions on Iraq were. In short, they worked perfectly: Sadaam was unable to rebuild his weapons program. There should have been a better effort to save the lives of Iraqi children who died because of the lack of medicine that came with the long 12-year blockade (a lot of people died in Iraq of curable illnesses because of lack of supplies), but even so the blockade succeeded at its primary mission and showed that the UN can indeed work. The UN weapons inspectors also proved their worth by not finding weapons where there were none... :)

It's pretty disgusting the way that conservatives in the US use this "the UN doesn't work" cloak as a cover for their actual agenda, destroying the UN so we can either stick our heads in the sand again (for isolationsists) or just take over the world ourselves (for neocons, though given how horribly badly their attempts to do that during the Bush administration have gone you'd think that they'd have learned that we actually do need help from other countries...). You can't get anything done these days without international support, and the Republicans still are refusing to deal with this fact.

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Stupid video. Not to mention horribly racist, also. The intro could have been from a Resident Evil trailer. Often, those numbers and figures are used by White Nationalists who advocate a closed society, one that only admits white Christians and nobody else. I'm guessing the underlying message in that video is that we, as a traditional Western society founded upon Judeo-Christian values, MUST have as many offspring as we can and keep all non-Westerners out in order to fight the nefarious Muslim spread. I mean, it's our CULTURE that's at stake.

Fittisize Wrote:Stupid video. Not to mention horribly racist, also. The intro could have been from a Resident Evil trailer. Often, those numbers and figures are used by White Nationalists who advocate a closed society, one that only admits white Christians and nobody else. I'm guessing the underlying message in that video is that we, as a traditional Western society founded upon Judeo-Christian values, MUST have as many offspring as we can and keep all non-Westerners out in order to fight the nefarious Muslim spread. I mean, it's our CULTURE that's at stake.

The video is a appeal to fear, I posted it to see your reactions.

As for the "race" issue, Not everyone fearful of demographic shifts is due to racial intolerance.

Islam is not a Arab,Black,Turkish religion, There is several million who would fall into what we would consider white.



White Muslim pomaks of Bulgaria

Two american converts

I'm sufficiently scared! *tosses out condoms* Time for an unprotected orgy!

Geno Wrote:I'm sufficiently scared! *tosses out condoms* Time for an unprotected orgy!

I second that

The UN is strong! It can bench press a planet! Now, it's going to LOOK like it's just doing a pushup, but I'm telling you the planet is moving!

Geno Wrote:I'm sufficiently scared! *tosses out condoms* Time for an unprotected orgy!

I'm prepared to fuck all the white women.....
But only the hot ones.

Like her: Link

So I guess all of Salem will become Muslims & Turks...

Cause like non of them are fuckable, except when the ugly ones bang the fuck ugly ones, and pretty soon all of them will become sterile from all the inbreeding anyway.

Hay, maybe then Comcast will know what the fuck their doing, when my T5 internet connection goes boinkey....:)

One can only hope...

etoven Wrote:I'm prepared to fuck all the white women.....
But only the hot ones.

Like her: Link

So I guess all of Salem will become Muslims & Turks...

Cause like non of them are fuckable, except when the ugly ones bang the fuck ugly ones, and pretty soon all of them will become sterile from all the inbreeding anyway.

Hay, maybe then Comcast will know what the fuck their doing, when my T5 internet connection goes boinkey....:)

One can only hope...

Oh no you don't, brain. You stay right where you are.