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Did anyone else get this? Holy krap the last levels are hard and before you say go to gamefaqs this is a small effort at generating some convo

brief review:

visuals: not blow you away awesome but better than GC. Lots of care in the effects and tiny details like the bump mapping look great. In general, nice to look at. The increased draw distance (nearly infinite) comes with a price: pop-up. It's rare but it happens. Explosions look CGI, really well done and of course there's more on screen, bigger armies and larger battles.

Sound: I dont have my surround sound hooked up so i'm just in stereo. They had fun designing the sound and incorporating the wiimote speaker, there's satisfying sounds of reloading in the battleships that just beg to be admired and the aural effect of ambience has been increased. Something I keep noticing on Wii with its sound in games is the dynamics of position and distance. Think of a car driving by you or hearing a train pass you, yunno how it changes in pitch and depth? I heard it in MP3 and SMG as well and BWii is no different. Play it with the music off to get the full effect. Your army talking shit back and forth is back too. After using an assault vet to take down a bazooka vet and hearing him say "Stay down!" you cant help but smile.

controls: odd, takes some getting used to. There's absolutely no learning curve with the controls, you're just thrown in (which is kinda nice), once you get used to it though it becomes second nature.

Gameplay: I love it when a well made game can make you feel like a genius when you figure something out and accomplish a victory, BWii tells what to do but not how to do it so much as hint as it. In some levels it leaves things open to go explore and in others it's very linear. It's a good mix. The AI is increased and the rock, paper, scissors mechanic is in full swing but has been made more detailed and dynamic. Subs can dive to avoid all enemy fire (except for subs and frigates), frigates themselves are anti-air but automatically switch to depth charges when near a sub. It's all very polished and perfected, if you lose some of your men it's entirely your fault since you can "perfect" the level with practice. At first, you'll die all over the place but once you get it down, you'll wipe entire armies out without having to join the fight. It is real-time Advance Wars in every way, much more so than the first BW. Major downside (imo) is that you cant point to a location and send your troops there, something you could in the first BW. However there is a new command called Guard, point at a friendly location and hit A, they dig in and secure the location... pretty cool. No local multiplayer and I haven't tried wi-fi multi yet but I hear it's a lot of fun. The ability to control units from the map screen, as far as I can tell, did not make it in to the final version

Presentation: Think of every great war film. Make it a cartoon. Throw in british humor. Now make it feel like you're playing war with the most interactive toys ever made and you have BWii. What's also nice is that you can unlock concept art and a gallery to get info on units and view the models. Sometimes the voices are questionable in their ability to offend, I cant help but think as a designer and making General "Ah-Qira" (get it?) sound like a bad Japanese impersonator and how well that would go over with... yunno, Japan. But everyone is made fun of evenly, including the Western Frontier (guess who they represent) with making comments of shock and awe and being overbearing assholes and the Anglo Isles commanded by a semi-retarded Gretson - "I say I do believe the Solar Empire is launching an offensive, wot. Care for a tea? *chandelier lands on the table as the house is bombed* Right..." It's great stuff and of course lighthearted.

If you like strat, buy this. If you liked Pikmin, buy this. If you're looking for something like a third person shooter, avoid it - it's an AAA strategy game through and through.
BWii?
Bwiiiiii
Perhaps I should have been clearer.
What is "BWii"?
BWii is Battalion Wars II.

I liked Advance Wars, so I'll consider giving this a rent. The humor sounds like it's in the right place. To be honest, though, I'm not huge on strategy games, so it'll be a toss up. Maybe I could rent Battalion Wars I as a back up and feel that out, since Wii games are in high demand.
OH MY GOSH

....What's BWii??

This is..... a Nintendo FORUM right? I'm not posting in a car mechanics thread, I haven't done that in months, and this isn't a BBS for learning dutch, right? This is..... This is TC?

And you just asked me what Battalion Wars 2 is!?

I........ I need a hug.

Yes Falsebeanprophet from hell that is a fantastical idea for someone with no SENSE OF DANGER!

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Let me know if you like it.
You'll never hear from me on this because there's no nearby blockbuster and I'm not spending 50 bucks on a game that I might not like.

Also, get on MSN.
I got the first one a while back, played and liked the first couple levels, put it in the GC case and haven't played it much since... I'll get back to it sometime... :) (like how in the last couple of days I started playing P.N.03 again... I quit it midway when I first played it, and it's a great game I should finish, darnit... but those trial missions take forever if you do them all...)
Bean/ I saw the original at EB for like 10 bucks used. fo reel. It even had instructions and I think it had its original box. And I think it was made of diamonds, oh and it sang. Beautifully. Blockbuster called, they laughed at you.

ABF/ Give up now. I'm not even kidding. :D That game gets so hard it's not worth it. For someone who didn't finish MP1 because of its difficulty level it would be a far stretch to imagine you beating PN03.

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SO... yeah, stuck in BWii. If anyone needs help with the first BW I have S strats that are pure winnnn
MP1 is FPS-style combat, though. P.NB.03 is totally different; really, it's more like a shmup than anything. R-Type or Gradius seem more like it than Metroid Prime... and I'm not bad at shmups. Currently I'm doing the training missions before mission 10... When I quit playing whenever it was that I last played the game, I was at training 3 before mission 9, and beating those three training missions took a long time. Compared to that mission 9 itself was pretty easy... well, I had a couple of game overs, but I came in with 20 credits so that wasn't much of a problem. :)

I wouldn't be surprised if things are similar this time... once I manage to beat trainings 3-5, though. It's getting pretty hard... too many of those flying things that shoot powerful lasers at you and the robots that have guns and missiles...
Well, I dunno if it'll help you, but what I would do is turn off the in-game music and play a CD of something hard (metal/elektro/whatever) and play standing up. That's what I did to survive the harder levels with the butterfly and working up TO the butterfly which was already insane. Not like, omg this is difficult it was FUCK THIS GAME, FUCKING FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME FUCK IT WITH LONG BLACK RUBBER DILDOS AND FUCKING SEND IT TO FUCKING HELL WHERE IT'S FUCKED BY FUCKING (getting the picture yet?) DEMONS WITH 11 YARD DICKS MADE OF FUCKING FIRE at which point, I would throw my controller and find something less painful like pick my nose with a knife or rub salt in my eyes.
Hah, yeah, it does get hard... shooters (shmups) are supposed to, though. They're almost always incredibly difficult games...
Quote:Well, I dunno if it'll help you, but what I would do is turn off the in-game music and play a CD of something hard (metal/elektro/whatever) and play standing up. That's what I did to survive the harder levels with the butterfly and working up TO the butterfly which was already insane. Not like, omg this is difficult it was FUCK THIS GAME, FUCKING FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME FUCK IT WITH LONG BLACK RUBBER DILDOS AND FUCKING SEND IT TO FUCKING HELL WHERE IT'S FUCKED BY FUCKING (getting the picture yet?) DEMONS WITH 11 YARD DICKS MADE OF FUCKING FIRE at which point, I would throw my controller and find something less painful like pick my nose with a knife or rub salt in my eyes.

Yeah, that's how I felt about the final boss. I didn't realize it at the time, but I think I felt burnt out by that point, and eventually just forgot about it. I'll have to get back to it one of these days.

Of course, I'm only playing on Normal, and I remember you talking about playing on Hard at one point, so I'm probably just a big pussy.
And when you finally beat it on hard there's a shitty ending waiting for you, lmao.
God bless youtube for letting you know in advance if the ending is crappy. Gamefaqs and youtube pretty much ensure no one has to put effort into games ever again.
Exactly, however PN03 on medium with near to or full upgrades and your favorite kill your parents song is a great experience.

Not to mention booty shaking, and shaking your booty in time with her booty makes for an odd level of interactivity. I got your Wii motion right here. RIGHT here.

Right HERE.

*points to glass of milk*
I think you knocked it over...
I don't care what any adage says, I cry every time lazy spills his milk.
Yeah, it's more than hard enough on Normal. Hard just wouldn't be worth it...
So yeah, anybody got BWii yet?

Tried it out online, it's incredible. It's as deep if not deeper than the one player game and not a tacked on feature in the least. Lack of local 2 player is harsh, but the wifi battles are speck-tack-you-larrrrrr