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That's right! Another Tendite meeting took place, last Friday. The train ride, and him finding me (with some confusion - there were apparently two train stations with the same name in the area) took more time than we actually spent together, but it was still cool. :)

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He didn't stand a chance against my Fox, or Falco, or Luigi, or Kirby, or DK, but he finally got me when I played as Pichu (I was selecting my character at random by that point ;)). We played on that nice, big projection screen behind us. There was another camp counselor there who was apparently really good, but I didn't get the chance to play him. :( But, if he played anything like those crazy Smash fiends that play at my school's game lounge, he probably would have handed my ass to me.
Derek "No-Meat Legs" Miller versus Dan "The Bean" Cardillo

FIGHT!
I have a Late Show shirt, too. It's a sweatshirt, though.

WHO will be the next to meet?
DMiller: ......is..... that..... MARIJUANA?

Bean: oh dude

DMiller: ZOMG..... its MARIJUANA!

Bean: No, just.... no. Stop--

DMiller: EEEEEEELEEEEGAL!!!!!!!

Bean: ...can you lower your voice please

DMiller: *calls mom* Mom! you WONT BELIEVE IT! Guess what i'm looking at RIGHT NOW!

Bean: ....

DMiller: Yup! and I think it has "tar"! and it's "laced"!

Bean: ................. i'm gonna..... order a pizza....... is that really your mom?

DMiller: *ate the bag of pot* MOM!!! I'M ADULT!!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD!!!

Bean: ............the whole bag I just bought? the entire--

DMiller: THE COPS CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS WITH INFRARED

Bean: ..........................no

DMiller: THEY SEE ME NOW I'M GOING TO ***PRISON*** I'M GOING TO ***PRISON*** WITH INFRARED SEE-THROUGH OFFICERS MY SHOULDERS ARE OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!

Bean: you're fine

DMiller: MY SHOULDERSSSSSSSSS ARE OUT OF THEIR SOOOCCKKKEETTTSSSSS

Bean: i'm going to bed

*officers in silent helicopter watching DMiller and Bean through infrared helicopter nose-mounted camera*

Officer O'Malley: .........

Officer Richards: dude...... they're like zombie legs

Officer O'Malley: It's like he has AIDS from the waist down!

Officer Richards: God... imagine him nude!

Officer O'Malley: hahahaha :D:D:D hold on, i'm uploading the past hour to youtube--

Officer Richards: When he eats the bag??

Officer O'Malley: Oh, oh yeah. then we'll arrest em, eat their pizza and go through all their stuff.

Officer Richards: LOL....
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Nice.
"Oh man - Fruit By The Foot! Score!"

:D
lazy: :D It's funny because it's so true.
Lazy pretty much had the conversation right except I was a little taller. And I didnt get a chance to defend myself because Im in Europe for two weeks and these damn Italian keyboards have the y and the z in the wrong place. Oh the agonz! Anyway, I cant really defend myself because I got my ass handed to me. That is all.