I'm Great Rumbler and I approve this thread.
Recently, my opponent Great Rumbler has been making lots of appearances and statements outlining his so-called "love" for Twilight Princess, but you can hear insincerity in his voice. Do we really want someone in office who merely says these words with little to back them up, or is even downright lying? I dare say that if he is voted into office, he will deny <i>all of you</i> the joy of Twilight Princess, calling it a travesty against humanity and that it warps young children with swords' minds.
I promise you that I will do no such thing to the great people of TendoCity. The TP will flow like wine!
Do the right thing.
I'm EdenMaster and I approve this message.
I'm sure you've all heard my opponent, EdenMaster, tell you all how I really don't love Twilight Princess and that, if elected, I will withhold it from you. I'm hear to say that those are downright lies, filthy communist lies. No one loves Twilight Princess more than I do and if I'm elected I'll makes sure that there's a copy available in every home.
But, there's more to the story than just that. Did you know that EdenMaster is really a Communist neoliberal hippie Fascist Sony-fanboy? That's right, the EdenMaster who promise you that the TP will flow like wine, is nothing but a filthy communist Sony-fanboy. Did you know that his avatar proudly displays Auron from Final Fantasy X? Can you really trust someone like that?
Do the right thing, Tendocity. Vote Great Rumbler, for a Twilight Princess in every Wii [or Gamecube].
This message brought to you by TC Members Against Filthy Communist Sony-fanboy Lies.
It saddens me to see such mudslinging from my opposite corner is this day of civilized debate.
My avatar may display a character from a Sony game, this much I will not deny. I bring you truth instead of lies. However, you may note that my most popular and longest-running avatar has always been the spinning head of a certain "Shigeru Miyamoto".
Perhaps you've heard of him?
Great Rumbler has never taken the time to truly show his love for your best interest and well being, instead focusing solely on getting himself into office, where he can begin his plan. I know this for one reason: He has chosen his running-mate to be one Mr. Joseph Leiberman. His campaign manager? Hitler.
You can't take this chance, TendoCity.
This message brought to you by the members of FART (Forever Against the Ruin of TendoCity).
It truly is a sad day indeed, that my opponent would choose to feed you such lies and untruths. He CLAIMS that at one point his avatar proudly displayed the spinning visage of our Lord and Master, Shigeru Miyamoto, but do you see said avatar now? No, and I think if we all think back, none of us can recall this alleged avatar.
While it may be true that I did hire Hitler as my campaign manager, need I remind all of you of how much a military genius Hitler was? He conquered over half of Europe! Who would you want running your campaign: Hitler or Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger, who's never once taken part in a political campaign? The choice, for me, was clear.
I'm Great Rumbler and I want to win.
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I'm truly sorry that my esteemed opponent cannot even recall the times of the great Spinny Shiggy. While he prefers to wallow in the present, I look to our successful past to save our future!
Hitler was a military genius, and yes, he did conquer half of Europe. In a way, my opponent has proven his intentions: To conquer and enslave you all. To chain you to poles with a Wii mere inches out of your reach, as he laughs maniacally on his onyx throne, throwing fireballs at random.
This is who will lead you to utopia? I think not.
That is why I am announcing that Shigeru Miyamoto himself has signed on to be my running mate. He could not be here today, but he asked me to give this message in response to some of my opponents claims:
Great Rumbler, why do you hate kittens and babies?
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My opponent has certainly hit the nail on the head with his latest comments! It's certainly is true that I want to conquer and enslave you. Does that surprise you? It shouldn't! Because what I plan to do is conquer you with the brilliance of Twilight Princess and enslave you with it's perfection! All work will be cancelled following the week of the release of Twilight Princess and all banks and other government buildings will be closed! Everyone will have an entire week to play Twilight Princess to their hearts content! That's what you get when you vote for Great Rumbler!
A utopia in every pocket and a Twilight Princess in every anal orifice!
The proceeding message was brought to by the UTOPIA ANUS Group [Universal Twilight of Princess in Action and New Utopia Species]
Quote:My opponent has certainly hit the nail on the head with his latest comments! It's certainly is true that I want to conquer and enslave you. Does that surprise you? It shouldn't! Because what I plan to do is conquer you with the brilliance of Twilight Princess and enslave you with it's perfection! All work will be cancelled following the week of the release of Twilight Princess and all banks and other government buildings will be closed! Everyone will have an entire week to play Twilight Princess to their hearts content! That's what you get when you vote for Great Rumbler!
Could anyone argue with this platform? :D
... oh right, I guess enslavement is wrong... hmm, so what do you do once people have played through the game? Make them play it again and distract them from the real issues, like when we're going to get Fire Emblem? Shame on you, Great Rumbler!
My opponent would cease the gears of society for this game? His dedication is admirble, but the sheer lack of foresight, even logic, in his actions is truly staggering. Though I await Twilight Princess as much as you all do, I will not cause you to be forced not to work, nor close vital businesses in it's wake.
Instead, my campaign is pushing to have a Wii, HDTV, and a copy of Twilight Princess installed into <u>every</u> <u>workplace</u> in TendoCity! There would nary be a business without Zelda's blessing. The unemployed will have the same package delivered to them, and will be payed on an hourly basis until the games finale!
Furthermore, Great Rumbler still has not answered his claims of kitten/child hatred, an act that screms his guilt even louder.
For a world without Link is not one I want to live in! One without Great Rumbler, however...
This message was not directly approved by the candidate, instead made independently by the non-profit group GREAT DEKU TREE (Great Rumbler, Enough Already. The Direction you go Encompasses Killing Unreleased Twilight (Princess). Really, Enough is Enough).
How's an HDTV going to help? The most the Wii supports is progressive scan.
Clearly my opponent has gone off the deep end on this issue! Installing TV's and Wiis in the workplace? How absurd! How can anyone concentrate on work when the perfection of Twilight Princess stares them in the face? It is an impossibility! And how can you fully enjoy the beauty of Twilight Princess in a work setting? You cannot! This is why I will halt the gears of society and allow the citizens of this great nation-state to enjoy Twilight Princess to it's greatest extent! Don't bother putting TV's in the office, EdenMaster, we'll all be playing it from our comfortable couches! And rest assured that I will work tirelessly to make sure that all hotels and motels are fully equipped to handle all those who are currently homeless or without a working television.
As for my opponent's allegation that I hate children and kittens, it's just not true. But, don't you think we should look down on them, since they have not the ability to enjoy Twilight Princess as you and I do?
Vote Great Rumbler so that you do not have to to go work on Monday and instead stay home and sit on your comfortable couch whilst playing Twilight Princess.
This message has been funded in part by the OCARINA OF TIME Foundation [Old Caring Americans Racing in NASCARS around Opposums for Twilight [Princess] in Maine [and] Europe] and viewers like you.
Sorry, but I've already decided my candidate. Zod
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