I'm becoming a redneck!!!
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I'm finding, after living here for a week words like, "y'all", and "fellers" are creeping into my vocabulary.
I can feel my intelligence slipping away. My biggest fear is if something isn't done soon I might one day indulge in banjo party and just slip away into an utter state of stupid forever!
Yes, but the word 'dagnabbit' was already a part of your every-day vocabulary. And, besides, you've lived here all of your life, thus making you more susceptible to redneckery.
Then, I also have the advantage of being incredibly derisive of almost everyone I come into contact with anymore. My misanthropy will serve me well.
But hey, look at the bright side. Even if your vocabulary is shrinking, your spelling seems to have improved dramatically, so it's not a total loss.