http://www.nintendo.com/tinglesurvey
Nintendo wants you to vote on whether or not they should bring Tingle's very own game stateside.
VOTE YES! You don't get a say in this. I will find you...
Bring it!!!
*also bring Mother 3*
We all know how long the list of first party games Nintendo has refused to allow released in the US (in some cases that is true, where third parties wanted to release the games Nintendo wouldn't release here but Nintendo does not let third parties release Nintendo-developed games in other regions, period.), so any time we can get one more of them translated it's a great thing... even if it IS the Tingle game. :D
I can't believe your actually WILLING to miss out on the awesomeness that is Tingle RPG. I feel for you, I really do.
Jesus bean way to suck your own ass. When Nintendo announced Tingle's RPG a monolith appeared in space that communicates to whales and I might be mistaken but I do believe the entire earth was destroyed. A game like this only happens once every epoch and you're going to pass it up just because you cringe at your own sexuality.
I hate your HEART, and you drink URINE.
tingle upsets me.
and he touched me when i was a child. :(
FAG
Seriously, who better to molest a child than Tingle? I mean have you ever examined his package? Gay or not - a child or not; a huge, serpentine, side-show-worthy, cyclopian phallus, as if to mock God, is a feast for the senses and should be enjoyed, even encouraged and especially documented on film and found on Limewire under the title "WOW SICK real russian troops rape 24 schoolgirls outside a church while their parents watch and are forced to eat their pets (DIVX FIX).avi"
Ask me if i'm joking.
Ask me.
big guy Wrote:tingle upsets me.
and he touched me when i was a child. :(
Show me on the doll where he touched you.
Big guy: He didn't touch me on my doll!
Quote:are you joking?
No.
*cries*
*secretly masturbates*
*calls you repeatedly*
*you dont answer*
*we go out, the sex is great*
*you tell your parents, we move in*
*after 6 months I realize i'm not having that dream where i'm a synthetic and Harrison Ford keeps shouting "mama's boy! mama's boy!"*
*you file for bankrupcy after spending your family's money on trying to treat the cancer I lied about having just to get your affection*
*10 years come and go, our first baby is in foster care, the new one isn't yours but I cant tell you that i've gone black, you get wise after the baby's first word is "wuteva" but stay silent*
*you drink every night*
*I dont know you anymore*
*you catch me with my Rabbit vibe and indian friend*
*you cry, and try to make love to me with a limp penis because you cant compete with my indian friend or my beloved Rabbit vibe, I fall asleep in the middle of sex and you whimper all night long and pee yourself*
*I wake up the next day and find you dead in the garage, my mixed baby standing over you with a thick stream of piss seeping in to your hair*
Racially mixed baby: bitch saw my dick and had a heart attack.
*the audience cheers*
*fade to WHITE*
*during the end credits, a looping video of Jon Bennet saying the words 'I love you' to her off-camera parents plays endlessly*
A Spike Lee Joint.
"Utterly horrifying and disgusting, but I can't look away!" -Harry Knowles, Ain't-It-Cool-News
What sort of money could he have spent? Any reputable medical institution would not provide any treatment after confirming he did not in fact have cancer.
Oh right, quackery, that'll do. Then again, that's a waste of money even if you did have cancer. Want the stuff of nightmares? How about what this "doctor" decided to do to check if I needed medication? Some relative's husband says "hey I think I'll check to see if you are alligned to this" and starts putting vials of stuff on my stomach and holding my hands together to see if they align correctly. The whole thing was like going through the looking glass, totally insane. What possible mechanism allows the body to somehow detect and react in such a completely strange way to chemicals in a VIAL on my SHIRT? Further, could there possibly be a MORE subjective method of analyzing than seeing if my hands "align"? He just held them together! What testing protocal is in place to prevent the guy from aligning it as he sees fit, either aware of himself doing it or (more likely) unaware he's doing it as in that little psychological effect that makes Ouigi boards "work"?
There's the stuff of nightmares. Seriously, had a dream that night that I was deadly sick and I was getting treated by alice in wonder land style treatments that made no sense at all (even to my logic deprived dream self) and my fear was that I was going to die because I was being treated by crazy people who had no idea what they were doing.