15th August 2006, 7:00 PM
To anyone who's been downloading trailers in Xbox Live lately (read: GR), have you seen that new Bomberman trailer?
...What have they DONE? Bomberman is now a cyborg in a gritty realistic future (probably full of highway gangs and perhaps some controlling company with a military forcing the people to fight for showmanship, or maybe there's like a rebel showing the world that his way is best through VIOLENCE, just like Socrates used to routinely apply his elbow to the jaws of his students which through repetition would eventually lead to enlightenment, or a coma). He's got like this METAL CLAW FUSED to his body, and there's nothing even resembling "cute" to be found in this game. This is the greatest breech of "existing mood corruption" since the new Megaman Powered Up series on PSP.
At any rate aside from that it looks like they added the ability to design your characters and play online, but nothing else from what I can tell.
...What have they DONE? Bomberman is now a cyborg in a gritty realistic future (probably full of highway gangs and perhaps some controlling company with a military forcing the people to fight for showmanship, or maybe there's like a rebel showing the world that his way is best through VIOLENCE, just like Socrates used to routinely apply his elbow to the jaws of his students which through repetition would eventually lead to enlightenment, or a coma). He's got like this METAL CLAW FUSED to his body, and there's nothing even resembling "cute" to be found in this game. This is the greatest breech of "existing mood corruption" since the new Megaman Powered Up series on PSP.
At any rate aside from that it looks like they added the ability to design your characters and play online, but nothing else from what I can tell.