15th June 2006, 6:45 PM
I'm sick of "H2" Hummer drivers, "pimped up rides", the plethora of sports cars and "off road" vehicles no one will ever take off road.
The ONLY cool vehicle to ride in, EVER, is a motorcycle! Think about it. Who do you see behind the wheel of that gigantic hummer? Soccer mom driving to practice with 4 or 5 kids (and 10 or 15 of their various friends all packed in too). Who do you ever see riding a motorcycle? One person, ONE! That person is a loner and has the vehicle to prove it! You just aren't cool if the vehicle you are forced to get has more than one seat!
And those "pimped out" rides? Pfft, they think they are awesome because they have a juicer in there and a disco ball? Well I hope you don't break a nail Ms prissy pants! That's not "cool", that's being a spoiled brat who can't stand to leave the house without it's entire contents in portable form! I hope you die while chocking because you laughed while watching "Everybody loves Raymond" on your rearview mirror mounted HDTV, you moron! Oh and great job with those rims and the hydrolics! That's exactly what you need! First of all the bouncing actually sort of messes up the centrifugal force of the rims and they slow down fairly quickly, WAY TO PAY ATTENTION IN PHYSICS CLASS! Second off do you have any idea how ridiculous those spinning disks look? I hope you choke on a bagel! "Cool" doesn't have hanging bits that fly all over the place wildly, unless it's hair!
And by the way, a mo-ped or a "two seater" motorcycle, or any motorcycle hooked up to a "side car", is no longer a motorcycle! Only a motorcycle is a motorcycle! You see that motorcycle cloud road? That thing was boss! That thing was boss HOG and it defined cool, except it wasn't real. Also, if your motorcycle lacks a flaming skull, it isn't cool. Now I'm wondering if this isn't just the rebel of suit and tie wearing jack in his 50's having a mid life crisis "escaping" with a motorcycle his wife would only let him have because it was painted a solid metallic blue or "cobalt blue".
No, a motorcycle is the only cool vehicle and there's only one cool way to ride one, covered in heavy metal artwork and ridden by a highway robber/pirate!
The ONLY cool vehicle to ride in, EVER, is a motorcycle! Think about it. Who do you see behind the wheel of that gigantic hummer? Soccer mom driving to practice with 4 or 5 kids (and 10 or 15 of their various friends all packed in too). Who do you ever see riding a motorcycle? One person, ONE! That person is a loner and has the vehicle to prove it! You just aren't cool if the vehicle you are forced to get has more than one seat!
And those "pimped out" rides? Pfft, they think they are awesome because they have a juicer in there and a disco ball? Well I hope you don't break a nail Ms prissy pants! That's not "cool", that's being a spoiled brat who can't stand to leave the house without it's entire contents in portable form! I hope you die while chocking because you laughed while watching "Everybody loves Raymond" on your rearview mirror mounted HDTV, you moron! Oh and great job with those rims and the hydrolics! That's exactly what you need! First of all the bouncing actually sort of messes up the centrifugal force of the rims and they slow down fairly quickly, WAY TO PAY ATTENTION IN PHYSICS CLASS! Second off do you have any idea how ridiculous those spinning disks look? I hope you choke on a bagel! "Cool" doesn't have hanging bits that fly all over the place wildly, unless it's hair!
And by the way, a mo-ped or a "two seater" motorcycle, or any motorcycle hooked up to a "side car", is no longer a motorcycle! Only a motorcycle is a motorcycle! You see that motorcycle cloud road? That thing was boss! That thing was boss HOG and it defined cool, except it wasn't real. Also, if your motorcycle lacks a flaming skull, it isn't cool. Now I'm wondering if this isn't just the rebel of suit and tie wearing jack in his 50's having a mid life crisis "escaping" with a motorcycle his wife would only let him have because it was painted a solid metallic blue or "cobalt blue".
No, a motorcycle is the only cool vehicle and there's only one cool way to ride one, covered in heavy metal artwork and ridden by a highway robber/pirate!