Tendo City

This is a battle of vices!

I vote gluttony! I stay at home rather than trying to get a date because there's still some cold macaroni and cheese sitting on a shelf in the fridge that you "need to take care of"!

We'll see lazy's inevitable response.

Edward Elric

Who?

You could pull a George Costanza and satisfy both vices at once.

Or fail in both attempts.

But I digress...

Just remember the sheer number of RULES regarding what we can and can't eat. For good reason, a number of them (I won't be challenging that edict to not eat thumb tacks for one), but wow the stigma of some of it. I can't eat bugs?! WHY NOT?!

"Ultimate" battle? That kind of implies that the decision is difficult and a debate is necessary.

Ahem.

Exhibit A:






Exhibit B:






Exhibit C:








(Aside: Do you know the reason that every fucking lesbian on this earth is in love with Angelina Jolie? It's all in those lips.)

And, as integral to the case as those last three, we have, of course, Exhibit D:







I'd rather be a compulsive masturbater than a 300-pounder any night.

Gentlemen, I hereby declare this debate complete and adjourned.

You fail! A litany of images from some fasion catalog are no match for... THIS!

Quote:Edward Elric

Agreed... Fullmetal Alchemist was my first thought too when I saw this thread title. :) But as for Lust vs. Gluttony, the characters, Gluttony wins.

I dunno, I think I'll stick with sloth. With a little bit of greed on the side.

So as opposed to the pleasures of the flesh or the foodstuffs, you opt to stick with the pleasures of the sheets while counting your gold.

Well, SJ convinced me. Excuse me while I sin on the day of the beast.

If you're going to indulge in one, you might as well just have all seven.

Quote:I dunno, I think I'll stick with sloth. With a little bit of greed on the side.

Well maybe, but only Lust and Gluttony were mentioned... :) Sloth's alright though.

Quote:Well, SJ convinced me. Excuse me while I sin on the day of the beast.

He does present a convincing argument, doesn't he...

Might as well? But what if the others don't even interest me?! That defeats the whole point!

Are you a eunuch?

How wude!

There's science behind this...and legend.

Are you gonna finish that stapler?

It just occured to me that DJ probably wasn't persuaded by the softcore porn because he isn't a he!

(DO NOT POST MALE PORN TO TEST THIS THEORY)

*exits the thread hastily*

-TheBiggah-

Quote:It just occured to me that DJ probably wasn't persuaded by the softcore porn because he isn't a he!

(DO NOT POST MALE PORN TO TEST THIS THEORY)

*exits the thread hastily*

-TheBiggah-

Heh... we're pretty sure DJ is a he, but there is still no definite proof because DJ is as unwilling to talk about himself as ever. :)

As for DJ's response to this thread... it's how DJ is. Not wanting to talk about your real self isn't bad... it's just a choice. :)

Quote:Are you a eunuch?

I expect that the answer is "no, just his (online) persona"...


Oh yeah, and DJ... sorry, but that lazagna picture just doesn't cut it. The cake is better though.

Quote:Heh... we're pretty sure DJ is a he, but there is still no definite proof because DJ is as unwilling to talk about himself as ever.

lol

Quote:lol

I know I do that too, I didn't say DJ was wrong! :)

It was fun while it lasted. Well...not really.

With a dirty magizine and your right hand you can be both glutinous and lustfull at the same time ;)

I will never need to work hard for a women as long as there's hardcore porn. (and pepsi)

Okay.