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Hey--I'm at Drexel until Saturday afternoon... are you here? If so post back and we'll arrange something.
We're going to a party tonight up the street, SJB, so just send me a text message or give me a call at 1-508-954-4757.
What is the deal with the cell phone text message? Why not leave a VOICE message? What purpose, EVER, does a text message serve? It isn't easier in any way that I can see.

Personally, I think I'll stick with that new cell phone with a terabyte of storage capacity and the neuroconnection (which only requires a small amount of minimally invasive surgery at the nearest dataDyne "We Care" center). It even has brand new "Morse Code Messaging" technology, because it's MORE convenient!
Is it cheaper to do a textmessage?
If the cell phone has an answering machine in it, I can't see how that's an issue, though I suppose it's not a full fledged call. But, from what I've heard, text messages apparently aren't all that cheap.

Eh, I myself plan on getting a flat monthly rate should I ever obtain a bananular phone.
I'd like a cell phone but I don't want brain cancer.
I have a cellphone, but I rarely ever use it. It mainly just sits in my car.
Great Rumbler Wrote:I have a cellphone, but I rarely ever use it. It mainly just sits in my car.
That's basically how mine works, minus the car part since I don't have one.

I hate text messaging, especialyl since it's unreliable. So many texts don't go thorugh.
Good times. Darunia and I met up yesterday in Buckley field, to make sure the other was real and not just a figment of the internet. It was difficult to get over the fact that he wasn't, indeed, 3 inches tall. I brought my butterfly net there for nothing.

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That's me on the right and him on the left.

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That was me trying to snap a picture of him throwing a baseball midair.

Anyway, we met up at a party later and chewed the fat about video games. We got drunk and totally geeked out about the N64 era, toasting to every game we loved.

We also resolved that, the next time he came down, we'd smoke together and play Perfect Dark (he's gonna kick my ass :().
We signed the Holy Nintendo Conservative Alliance that night.
So THAT'S what Darunia looks like...
Butterfly net wouldn't have done any good. We thought he weighed one ton, remember. Then again, nothing says he isn't...maybe he's made up of incredibly dense matter.

So, when and who will be the next TC members to meet?
I guess that would by myself and OB1, if all goes according to plan. Maybe Ryan as well! I seem to remember him saying something about moving to Colorado.
bean and I need to hook up smoke too much dope and instigate race wars in a church over Jesus being brown skinned, and then we'll have homosexual relations with one another and talk about how stupid girls are unless they're dead or porn all the while playing PD. Then someone, probably me, will start to talk about the pluses of public drinking and by the end of the week Bean and I will be married in a medium security prison with a child named McMuffin whom we will hide in our asses during searches and sodomize at our liesure to help pass the time inbetween rape sessions. That child will grow up and by his mid 40's, he would have invented a superior faux Christmas tree smell and sadly eventally die by Bean's unknowing hand in a night of incestual passion that I will videotape and distribute wholesale in the UMD format along side Catholic Fun: Let's Form a Boy Band and Koko's First Rim Job 3-D that are only available in Brazil for three thousand dollars each.

and is it just me or does the first picture look like a track meet at the Special Olympics? Darunia if they ever make a movie about Laurel and Hardy you'll get the part just by showing up, just stand next to a short fat guy.
Oh, Lazy...


Sacred and I had a few words to discuss about you in person. You should be honored that you came up in our discussions.
Mmm-hmm. He's just as bitter about you in real life. :D

Lazy-foo, our pot + homosexuality hijinx are scheduled in just another couple weeks. Happy early (late? *shifty eyes*) birthday! :love:

Oh wait, that's right, it's late, because we're both pisces. I didn't forget your eye color (purple), though.
Man look at that epic pose we took; it's like Birth of Man, God and Man meeting; or something like that...
It actually looks like whoever is on the left is more or less frightened of the other, shaking but with trepidation.