Tendo City

Two videos of a teenager playing Halo 2. And failing miserably. And dealing with it like OB1 would if he were afflicted with mania and Tourette's.

Video 1

Video 2

He's probably just mad that he spent all his money on an FPS that isn't really that good.

That's nothing. Check out Angry German Kid.

No way that's real :). For one thing, if it were, one of the shots would show the fall from a window, as he threw the camera out it.

I've gotten mad at my games before (my most notable: Kimahri's butterfly hunt minigame in FFX), but...wow. That's just absurd. He's like the Incredible Hulk, only not incredible. Or hulking. I guess that makes him a just a dork who really, really, really hates losing at Halo :D.

I still say it's fake.

Oh man, I have to find one video I have. It's some kid on Rainbow Six who keeps screaming at his mother to bring him "SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK!". Shit, where is that...

Hmm...

On one hand, you can understand Croyt, even though it's not really worthwhile.

On the other hand, the German language seems perfectly designed for the angry and insane. Even when someone says "Hi my name is Johannes" in German, it comes out sounding like "I raped your mom and killed her, fuck you".

I'm at a loss to choose.

My favorite part of the Croyt video was the second one, where he almost throws his TV, and is then surprised when he loses his connection to the game, and then reacts by smashing his controller into everything he can reach.

I honestly expected that video to end with Croyt literally breaking his TV.

Now I'll watch the german one, but Croyt is a tough act to follow.

Okay, now that I've watched it...I can't decide either. The german kid was just losing it. I mean Croyt got mad, this kid lost his sanity.

I especially liked the part when he tried to repair his keyboard and he kept saying "Iz broken! <i>IZ BROKEN, AH-HAHAHAHA!!!!"</i>

Angry German Kid... that was the one I was referring to on IM, Ryan. :) Yeah, it does look like a setup, but even so it's an impressive one...

It does give online games a bad name to watch these things, but it's not ALL that bad...

Okay, here's that video I promised you.

<a href="http://www.tcforums.com/edenmaster/kidgoesnuts.wmv">Enjoy at your own risk</a>

The best part of this is that while this kid is screaming at his mother (and you can hear her flipping out too) is that Rainbow Six moves the characters mouths when they talk online. Thus, we get a commando operative who sound like a 12 year old kid screaming at his mom. Delicious.

Those were all great, but I think Angry German Kid was the best. German is such a fun language to yell in. Anyway, I've thrown a controller exactly once, and that was while playing Ninja Gaiden 2 for NES. I'm surprised it didn't break since I threw it really hard and we had an unfinished basement at the time with a concrete floor. Those NES controllers were pretty sturdy, though.

Wow...

How does a kid get away with demanding chocolate milk like that? Spoiled brat...

DMiller Wrote:Those were all great, but I think Angry German Kid was the best. German is such a fun language to yell in. Anyway, I've thrown a controller exactly once, and that was while playing Ninja Gaiden 2 for NES. I'm surprised it didn't break since I threw it really hard and we had an unfinished basement at the time with a concrete floor. Those NES controllers were pretty sturdy, though.

I have thrown controllers, though I have enough restraint to not toss them in a fashion that they will break. I aim for softer things like my bed, a pillow, or something of that nature. It relieves the anger while leaving the controller intact.

Oh, also trying to get to Night Terror in SC3 with Zasalamel took me to new, then yet undiscovered, levels of anger.

haha, you all suck.

Robocop Vs. Terminator

I beat it in four controllers, all of which were covered in teeth marks and/or in pieces.

It's funny but I never get angry anymore from things like video games, I call Sonic a pubic wig sometimes. I haven't broken a controller since the NES days though, Nintendo taught me anger management.

if i'm really, really pissed at a game, I play it nonstop until I beat it. like ikaruga on pro mode or completing a 'absorb' game. PN03 pissed me off with the butterfly suit too. But i beat the hell out of that game, one hit kills got nothing on me.

Quote:I have thrown controllers, though I have enough restraint to not toss them in a fashion that they will break.

The only controllers I've ever thrown were either tossed towards my bed or flipped out of my hands and onto the floor.

One other hilarious thing about the second Croyt video, that I didn't notice until I rewatched it, are the multiple cans of AXE body spray in his room.

Something tells me that he should get a refund, since I doubt the ladies are clawing to get at him :D.

Now hold on. He may have been given them as "pity" gifts.

However, what the heck is with "body spray"? I am of the opinion that if you feel the need to cover your entire body in some scent, then perhaps you would benefit from showering more often.

Okay, after watching the entire little kid video, I have to say that kid is a brat. The mother should turn off the TV, sit down with the kid, and start smacking the spoiled brat. How on Earth did that kid actually get away with that behavior?

lmao

DJ'S parenting tips:

1.) hit them

2.) sit them on a couch (can be done prior to step 1)

3.) turn off the TV (can be done in any combo with step 1 and 2)

4.) grow a 'hate garden' in your spare time between steps 1 through 3

5.) Reccomended: pay the psychiatry bills through prostitution, drug trafficing, illicit child porn, etc

Yes! A hate garden, watered by the tears of the innocent! Warmed by the emnity one has to all life!

But seriously, what the heck is that kid's major malfunction?

parents who confuse love with letting their children walk over them, and then try to get respect from their children by giving them everything they think he/she wants. and then of course, getting so angry at the child because it's not 'acting right' that you take your aggresion out on it even for the most simple things, like it droppped a cup in the kitchen so that warrants a 20 minute yelling match. Typically, the more money the parents have, the worse the kid turns out. people dont understand that a baby is a blank, all it knows is that if there's anything near its mouth it should suckle on it, and if there is any problem cry as loud as possiblle until it's resolved. that's it, everything else either slowly finds its way in to the catalystic-instincts through self-examination and outward boundry 'testing' or is taught to them directly. if you put a newborn with a pack of wolves and it survives, it will think it's a wolf, that's no joke. It will litteraly be a wolf, or as the scientist types say, a feral human. not think it's a wolf, it will be physically a human being, but not mentally, and it would take decades to even begin some kind of re-education in to human lifestyles. But parents dont care, they have important things like football, 401k's and better erection pills to worry about.

we're born about 6 months premature, even after a 9 month term, it's because our skulls are too large and if we were fully developed at birth we would kill the mother as we pass through. So since we're born premature our brain's are even more of a sponge and looking for imprinting data. it's a very simple thing to understand, yet no one gets it.

thus, god invented therapy.

Well maybe not LITERALLY a wolf, but it sure would have absorbed all those behavior patterns. I'm familiar with the very case you are talking about, and also The Jungle Book.

hahahaha :D yes the child wolf would wear underwear, speak english and use a bear as a boat.

it's hard to think about, but it would communicate as a wolf does, like wolves twitch their ears to communicate silently, so the human my realize that by putting your hands by their ears, he could twitch them in directions to signal prey or what have you (since he or she wouldnt have actual wolf ears), also adopting the body language, such as licking the mouths of wolves that return from a hunt to see what they killed, all that jazz. but because its human, like using the hands, it will adopt all kinds of neat methods, nothing like building a knife or whatever, that would be beyond its grasp, but it would be more keen on the element of surprise and learning to climb trees for better viewpoints, etc. it would effectively be a smart wolf. if people would actually witness such a thing, the realization of how fragile we are would sink in and when rasing a child the same rules apply, shit goes in, shit comes out. if you have a loveless, hateful relationship with your mate, your child will not know how to love anyone, if you use physical punishment it will use physical punishment, if you yell at it when it does something wronng, it will yell when you do something wrong, and if you yell at it more because it has the odacity to yell at the all mighty parent, then it will also gain such an egocentric view, and so on and so on.

If you put a newborn baby with a pack of wolves, they'd probably just eat it...

no they wouldn't, all animals instinctively take care of infants regardless of species. there's thousands of cases of alligators, lions, tigers, wolves, etc rasing different species. the only time any animal, including humans, eat anything is when they're in a hunting pattern bevavior, ie: hungry and on the look out for food, adopting the 'chase' mentality. if the prey cant run away, wild animals tend to either ignore it or try to get it to run. their morality wont allow them to eat something they think might be an infant, but if it can run it's fair game. if the animal lives close to human beings, it may gain odd thinking patterns and lose alot of its instinctual grasp of the world, such as bears in a park who litteraly turn vans over because they want Tostitos really, really bad and develop specific tastes (some like beef jerky, some like ham sandwiches, etc) and since all living things are inherently food, if people hand food to a wild animal logic says the wild animal will regard the human being as food or as a source of food usually leading to man-eating animals.

but yeah, wolves will not eat a infant of any species unless starving, corrupted, etc. think of wild animals as human beings that run completely on situational logic, tomorrow doesn't exist, the past is irrelevant unless you learned something you should retain (dont eat those berries, dont sleep in the field, dont eat porcupines, etc) and all you think about is the now and how you will live for now, creating safety in numbers, being highly aggresive to any percievable threat and protecting infants especially of your own species at all costs. nothing else matters, and that's why all wild animals are stronger than human beings, we didn't want to live so simply, we enjoy sophistication in societal regimes and classes, like every other greater hominid who only has super human strength to support its weight when fleeing predators in to the trees, mostly they lay around in their society and get fat and have arguments about who gets to microwave dinner.

There are also a large number of cases of lion cub infanticide :D.

Fact is, it depends on the species and the situation.

Wolves may or may not take care of an infant, it depends. The child is more likely to die from exposure than to be eaten in most cases though.

By the way, the case I was thinking of involved a female in the wild, not a male.

i'm not familiar with that female case.

think of this way regarding Lion infanticide. you're a male Lion, you just muscled your way in to a group of Lions with 6 females and 2 males. the 2 males hate you immeadiately, you fight them and either kill them or they become subserviant to you. Good, you're now the leader. Now what is the only function of any living thing on earth? make more of yourself and pread the you around. There's a problem though, all the lionesses have children and if you mate with them now, you'll either have baby's dying from lack of care or food as there would be too many, or you would have a lack of food for the adults which definitely aint happening. so the newly appointed leader will kill off a group of cubs, specifically targeting cubs from one mother.

Then after the killing, he'll go sit somewhere while the mother cals her cubs in vein, she'll find the babies (the lions never eat the cubs, just kill them) and within a few hours or days, she'll be in heat again. Now you, as the leader with no bloodline yet, can mate with her and start a family, spreading the you around. of course as soon as another wondering lion steps in, or another male decides to take you down, those babies are in jeoparody.

as humans we do the exact same thing when we have babies we dont want, except instead of killing them we put them up for adoption. Though some people still decide to kill the babies anyway. i cant imagine a teenage girl being so afraid of having a baby that she would put a living thing in a trash can or in a toilet, but it happens more than i'd like to know.

Alernatively, male lions are also know for killing infant males just because it doesnt want to have any other males around, another familiar human trait.

Yes, I'm familiar with the reasons. They went hand in hand with the info that they do it.

However, I will note that the main function of anything that is alive is to continue to live. Reproduction means one's genes are more likely to keep existing, including the genes to reproduce, so that's what happens. Things that don't reproduce are more likely to not exist any more after a while, so they don't exist, and those genes aren't passed on. Basic evolution.

that's not evolution, that's reproduction, but I see what you're saying.... and it was pointless.....? :crap:

But yeah, the lion doesn't care about evolution, it litteraly wants to be dominate and it doesnt want to raise someone else's kids who dont contain his genes because then, his life had no purpose.