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Old crappy Nintendo DS


OMGWTF Nintendo DS Lite


Side by side.

Also here's some Japanese people lined up for the Nintendo DS Lite launch.







Japanese DS Lite print ad

From the "Official DS Lite Japanese Launch Thread!".

It's a new record, Nintendo went from denying it to releasing it within 3 weeks

Logically that means that everything Nintendo denies is true! They have hired Hitler, are communicating with 500 different alien species, AND are communicating with the dead!

I want it!

*masturbates*

Yeah, the DS Lite's performance in Japan was very impressive... instant sellout of all 100,000 units... it proves that the reasons given for the DS sometimes selling less than PSP are true: there's just a shortage of the things that Nintendo can't make go away.

It won't do THAT well in the US, but I do expect it to do pretty well.

If only the thing had an analog nubbin' on it, it would be perfect.

I made an anal controller for DS, just destroy a an old pad with a d-pad and get the rubber nubs inside, then find yourself a small disk like object that fits over it and then mush it on the screen. Works wonders for Mario DS, you just cant move diagonaly (which takes two directions = DS screen only inputs one at a time)

lazyfatbum Wrote:I made an anal controller for DS

What a frightening sentence...

The Nintendo DS Lite is like an eternal effulgent star that fell from the heavens. It's like one of the silmarils. It's like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. It's like the Ark in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It's like Christ's sandal

God: *accidently kills someone* Jesus Christ!

Jesus: What?!

God: Get the escalade! We're out of here!

And the lines for the two other colors of the DS Lite were at least as long and perhaps longer..