If you're atypical, smell your own dick and lick the wet spots of pants - then post here. Here, you will be welcomed, or not, it depends on your penis length and your level of nudity. i am currently a level F nude person, here are my penis stats:
55" SA
1" TTY (not including 2nd)
8 - 9 (nonsequencial)
47' BBOG
10" (including TTY but not SA sizes)
Classification or pet name: Black Footed Ferret, Benji, Wank Wank the Emotional Stick, Penderecki's Masterpiece, Wood Sprite, 'The Ted Danson Story', Fappers Von Bluntcheese, Asain Death Device, Woman Tester, Bird-Rest, Wallace's Gromit, Single-Seater Rocket-Rider Exploration Tool, That Fucking Thing, and of course Princess
Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:
Milk
disposable lighter
Single-serve tobasco sauce bottle
Crayola (sunrise orange)
Various Nintendo oriented paraphernalia
Hair
Beer
Prepaid phone
small ornamental figurines, such as 'baby's first steps' and 'daddy's home'
Capri Sun juice pouch straw
Marbles
Dice
A nose (not mine)
Suction tools
Elmer's Glue Stick
Glow Stick (yellow)
Pennies and assorted change
My Penis Stats:
78 centimeters length
10 centimeters girth
7.8 ratio
19 pounds, 7 ounces
190 gal. water displacement
30 MPH top speed
3000 mAH charge capacity
450W max. output
Classification or pet name: Quarter-Pound Big Bite, The Buster Sword, Extension Cord, Pipe Organ, the Great Knife, Tubal Integrity, the PlayStation Portable, Snickers the Trouser Mouse, William Hung, Nestea Plunger, the Blunt Object of Pregnancy, "You Must Be This Tall to Ride the Scream Machine" and My Kid Brother Steven
Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:
Memory Card 59
Diet Pepsi
Talcum Powder
The Apprentice Season 2
Nokia N-Gage
Go-gurt
Sega Dreamcast
The Master Sword
Deez Nuts
4pc Chicken McNuggets
My cat
4-function universal remote
49 cents in change
The Frito Bandito
Fittisize
3.5" floppy
The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea
YOU FORGOT TO SMELL DICK AND LICK PANTS
FAIL!
Ryan Wrote:Fittisize
My penis stats:
W: Around - Varable 1" to 2' 10"
L: Varable 6" => 72M 1"
Weight: On average 12p 1 ounce
Things I've shoved in an ass (mine or otherwise):
1 PS2
An imortal sole (on loan)
1 McNugget and a carton of eggs
A 555 timer microchip from radio shack
I previously owned copy of Zelda Wind Waker
A disk containing a jpeg (of a picture of the words jpeg)
Anna Nicole Smith (purchased with a stolen credit card)
A Kodak Easy Share 7200 series camera
A VHS casett of dogs having sex (with horses)
And finally a picture of Sam Walten masterbating to a picture of a $5 dollar bill.
EDIT: Pet Names
Bork the ork dork, Billy the penis, OGOY B (
Ow my
GOd
You must have
Back trouble), Fred the head,
Willy Nelson, and Bob (The grosley enourmious penis).
Interesting tidbit about me....
(Also noted in my profile)
I once had sex on a higher plane of existance....
(You can forget about any details), wild horses and all that!
Peace! And penis!
My smelling of my own dick and licking of wet spots of pants will go without saying... or something.
L nude. (that's my level)
Current stats:
10 crooks of the neck to see all sides
2.5 inches between teeth required to comfortably accept it all into the mouth
1.5 inch x 1.5 inch x 10 inch pussy (rectangular, for my dick is rectangular) is its normal desirable mating places
3 fucks of a hooker and maybe certain dolphins before it's spent
7 Japanese tourists responded "yes" upon asking to see it
It has tainted the chambers of 0 (human?) virgins
Classification or pet name: Fleshy slinky (or just "shlinky"), Crawlspace snake, Happy Easter, Groaner, Grover, Groover, Great expectations, Tobe Hooper's monster, Pillage, Pucker up, Peter Parker, Little nasty geeky creepy indian doctor, Morning sunshine, Cocket, Rocketman, Tonsil tick, "oh-my-god-get-that-away-from-me-what-the-hell-is-your-problem".
Things I have put up my ass or other people's asses:
Dildos
Pens
batteries
sharp corners of remote controls
hilt of a knife (needed pliars to get it out)
Teeth from dentures
Teeth from people
Teeth from animals
Teeth from big plastic tyrannisaurus rex's
His tongue in her asshole (I was video taping, I would never do something so vile)
fingers
toes
cherries
beads
whipped cream
that canned cheese
Um, possibly the severed paw of a mouse that got caught in a trap and somehow escaped. But I was too drunk to remember (wink wink)