Tendo City - The neutral thread.

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Neutrality is cool in some cases, like organizational-conflict-diplomacy, but man, I could never be completely apathetic. My ranting is kind of innate, like in Duckman, but you know, I'm not a complete pervert (I'm an incomplete one?).

You know what I'm not neutral about? Arrested Development and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Friends. What do all these have in common? They're all television shows that I've either never seen, or have seen it and don't get it. And what springs from this, as a result of all their hype? An irrational dissatisfaction with something I've never even experienced. So whenever they come up in conversation, I always answer with some kind of scowl or sarcastic comment. Actually, I've never said anything bad about Arrested Development, but only because Paul Fieg is in charge of it somehow, and I read his book "Kick Me" and it was one of the funniest books I've ever read... I swear, I'm not making this up just because the three AD kids will jump me after Tendo City public school district #118.

But, I digress. Neutrality. Yes, indeed. Not hot or cold. So-and-so. It's a good middle ground to have. Living in extremes is confusing.

Eh

stfu

I mean

lol yeah

I mean...

mmmhmm

Sacred Jellybean Wrote:Actually, I've never said anything bad about Arrested Development, but only because Paul Fieg is in charge of it somehow, and I read his book "Kick Me" and it was one of the funniest books I've ever read... I swear, I'm not making this up just because the three AD kids will jump me after Tendo City public school district #118.

*punches the palm of his hand*

3:30 by the flagpole, Beanjo. Or are you SCARED??

I've never understood that. "After school, you meet me here so I can hurt you." The logical answer is just to avoid the situation. But, you keep seeing these idiots on TV actually frickin' SHOWING UP for some reason.

And I will be there as well!! With my camera.

Quote:I've never understood that. "After school, you meet me here so I can hurt you." The logical answer is just to avoid the situation. But, you keep seeing these idiots on TV actually frickin' SHOWING UP for some reason.

Because otherwise there would be no story... but yeah, it's stupid.

If there was a "I have to face him because it is honerable" thing, that would be SOMETHING, but it's like they think it is inevitable.

Because if you don't, you're forever labeled in school as a fraidy cat. And to some, getting a black eye is better than a ruined a reputation.

Erm, not that I know this from experience, or anything.

Because if you're going to get your ass kicked, best to do so when you're prepared, otherwise you get ambushed later on.

But don't worry. Fonzie will save the day.

**SUMMON WINKLER**

*big explosion in background*

Booming voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

*releases bolts of pure 70's at bullies*

Bullies: Lets get out of here before he throws us over a row of buses!

Me: Thanks, Fonz.

*Fonz throws me over said buses*

*hits a huge jump on a jetski and flies over a shark*

*New age music and astro-turf*

I need an old priest, and a young priest

I neither agree nor disagree with you. Rather, I respect your right to hold your opinion.

I disagree.

I disagree with your disagreeing with Geno's position to neither agree nor disagree. In fact, I downright HATE that.

*leaves the thread in disgrace*

*sterile-looking bouncer pushes him outside the door with a single thumb*

...Arrested Development sucks!

*begins to run, but then realizes that the thread is neutral*

*shoves hands in his pockets and whistles outside for a few hours*

*wishes someone else would get kicked out of the thread*

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SILENCE! SOMEBODY STOP IT!

...Hey, that neon sign is in the shape of a straddling lady.

*walks into strip bar*

*non-consensual sodomy ensues*

Ow! Boy, those apathetic fucks (wait... is there really any such thing as an apathetic fuck?) in that other thread must sure be laughing now.

*laughter comes from the neutral thread*

*the remaining neutralites have put Arrested Development in the DVD player, successfully hijacking the thread from neutrality to a cult sitcom masturbation party*

I would save the thread, but I'm too god damn neutral. What I'm NOT neutral about, though, is bleeding from the asshole.

*crawls into an ambulance (stretchers eliminated due to budget cuts made by the director to afford the rights to contain clips to Arrested Development) to be rushed to a hospital to have stitches put in*

I'LL GET YOU-...! Someone! ... ah, fuck it.

Doctor: "Well, your asshole will be back to normal, save for some sensory-backflash-trauma that you'll likely experience every time you take a dump for the rest of your life, but I'm afraid there's a bigger problem. You've been... neutralized. Well, no, not in the CIA context, but, like, I mean, the disease of becoming overly neutral about everything has crept into your pores and infected you. For serious, dude. You dig?"

Yup.

Doctor: "It's because you stayed too fucking long in that neutrality thread."

Don't nudge me into a plot-hole, Doc. How is that possible? Those assholes that hijacked the thread are laughing their asses off right now.

Doctor: "Well, you see, having inundated themselves in the toxic resonance of limbo, they built an immunity to it. You, on the other hand, tried to escape. The mixture of fresh air without the toxicity of apathy rendered your body clueless as to what to do, so it tried to homogeonize the two body states into one, failing, and making you one of those annoying audience members that points out irrelevant bullshit like "continuity" and "plot" and "depth". Now go finish off your post about nothing."

*makes the longest post in a thread about nothing, contradicting his neutrality, because you must have SOME drive to post, right?*

Doctor: "No."

*Oh, okay. Nevermind.*

What is the nature of the medical emergency?

Um... virgin asshole raped? It's not life-threatening, but still. It's an emergency that, if not taken care of, will cause psychological stress that could... umm... give me head trauma and never allow me to play tennis again?

Yeah, that.

Dark Jaguar Wrote:What is the nature of the medical emergency?

Alright, easy solution, 75 CCs of Citric Acid, stat!

Beanjo: Okay, wait, WHAT? *injection sound*

DJ: Yeah, that should be entertaining for a bit. You see? People with scientific knowledge can figure out all sorts of ingenous ways of delivering horrible physical pain.

Also, the lower intestine is actually very thin and easy to tear, which very well could be life threatening.

And one other thing. Ah snap, it's a holographic accident! Ya never know when they are going to strike! THE EVIL HOLOGRAPHIC LINCOLN IS BAAAACK!

I love citric acid, but I take it orally. Those little pieces of sugar at the bottom of the Sour Patch Kids bag. Mmmm-mmm. There's a bunch of it in my pocket right now. I could scoop it up with my fingertips with all the lint and dirt and eat it right now if I wanted to. But my intestines hate me enough as it is.

Maybe, but I'm not sure how much you'd like the stuff in an open wound.

...can someone please dispell Winkler? he keeps asking me if I have pomade and I dont even know what that is. And he kinda smells like nail polish remover.

Sorry, I don't learn Dispel until level 36

I hope you die on the second disk.

I wish clouds and rainbows and birds could all be friends!

lazyfatbum Wrote:I hope you die on the second disk.

...In a fire.

On Jupiter.

In a porno with your mom while infants are thrown at your face.

...infants with machetes and hairspray

I'm so neutral (and therefore non-conformist), that I'm not conforming with you guys! *becomes a Goth*

Hahaha, Geno's conforming to non-conformism!

ok i havent been around..what is the deal with these threads "passively aggressive" and all that??? please fill me in yall

It's just DJ being himself.

thanks for that lenghty description, butthole

That's really all there is to it.

Great Rumbler Wrote:Hahaha, Geno's conforming to non-conformism!

"If you want to be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do."

Neutrality might mean conforming, or it might mean not comforming. It isn't one or the other, it depends on the situation.

Neutrality is old hat. It's all about neo information-age agrarian ethics these days.

Are you saying there's a new information age, and that our current ethics are little more than a melting pot of all the cultures of humanity's ethics into one system?

Is that what I said?

I think so. Neo means new, and agrarian, though I didn't look it up, sounds like an alteration of the word agragate.

What? No, agrarian deals with agriculture and/or rural settings.

ive never been so confused

im contemplating whether or not i should make a new thread

theres some pictures that i took, my own photography..but they're of me...and im wondering whether or not to post them here. i'm thinking no one would even respond or anything and if they did it would probably just be stupid so i think i might just go back to lurking or something

What's to be confused about? This is all pretty straight forward. We're just being nutty.

And okay, that basically means... what? Farm ethics or something?

Quote:And okay, that basically means... what? Farm ethics or something?

Not just any farm ethics, neo information-age farm ethics! You see during the industrial revolution people were forced into the cities to find the job offered by technology, but now we are in a new age of technology that he ushered in a communication revolution. We can now even do our jobs from our computer, cellphone, or PDA. From this people will now be able to move AWAY from the cities and back into the suburbs and rural areas. A new moral code shall be born!!

Interesting hypothesis. I for one have never heard it before. However, will people want to do that? I for one do intend on buying my own island nation where the only dwelling shall be a gigantic laboratory castle (Dr. Wily style), but that's just me. I believe that even with our current technology, and that which will be developed in coming years, people will still want to live near each other. Part of it is that adding arbitrary distance just makes a lot of things we do too difficult, like construction. Further, is it your contention that business buildings will soon no longer be needed at all? At the very least, we will need warehouses and construction facilities, and those will need to be manned, requiring people living nearby.

But, here's the deal. I have a hard time imagining what effect this could possibly have on morality.

here is a neutral statement: all of you that sit here and type paragraph after paragraph full of BULLCRAP are weirdos Erm