My name is Cliff, but that is not important. What is important is I have arrived. I am here to rock the forums. I come bearing wit and wisdom. Spelling and symantics do not matter and I do not treat them like they do.
I am enlisted in the US Air Force and am currently station in Augusta, Georgia. I don't care much for the military, they pay the bills so I try not to complain.
I own GC, N64 and SuperNintendo. I am a die hard nintendo fan. I once owned a Xbox, but Halo2 got old so I got rid of it. I am highly anticipating Twilight Princess and the next in the Smash Brothers line.
Be prepared, I am sure to be the the next big thing. It would be well advised that you hop onto the CoconutCommander bandwagon early. Although there is enough seating for everyone, first class is first come first serve. So get on board before all your friends do. Nobody likes being the last to discover something cool.
I'm on the bandwagon.
Hello. I'm Ryan, the most important person at Tendo City because I pay for it. Be honored that a persona such as myself has landed on your bandwagon, for it ensures you power and authority.
Well, that's not really true. lazyfatbum's the most important and visible presence. He'll be along to love you in his own special way soon. And I know you're friends with Darunia, but don't let him give you the wrong idea about lazy :D
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Welcome to Tendo City.
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Here's the fast facts on the low down of Tendo City!
<b>Official Name:</b> Tendopolis-sur-la-Marne
<b>Local Name:</b> Tendo City
<b>National anthem:</b> Saria's Song
<b>Population:</b> Varies; usually about 15
<b>Government:</b> Overseas territory of the Goron Empire
<b>Ethnicity:</b> 90% Tendite, 10% bovine
<b>Chief Exports:</b> Intellectual thought; console debates; peanuts
<b>Official animal:</b> The cow
<b>Official language:</b> Tendese-English (with Computer Jargon spoken by a sizable majority)
<b>Military:</b> No native forces: defense is the responsibility of the Goron Empire
<b>Gross Domestic Product:</b> $1.35
Is that 2 new members in one month? Can the server handle this many people?
Anyway, welcome to Tendo City.
Oh, that reminds me!
*plays Saria's song*
Welcome, new person! May your visit be peaceable and squishy!
*Dances à la Ocarina of Time*
Quote:Is that 2 new members in one month? Can the server handle this many people?
If OB1 was still here, perhaps not... :) But yes, more members is good. Just as long as the place doesn't turn into something like IGN's forums... :D
Hi. I'm not jumping on the bandwagon cause I don't do that sort of thing. I leave that to the Yankee, Braves, Lakers, and Cowboy fans. And more recently the Red Sox and Patriot fans, ABF excluded cause he liked them before.
Do you like GA? I have a buddy in the Corps who is currently in Athens. I have quite a few friends who are AF enlisted, officers, or cadets as I live in Colorado Springs. And I work for a defense contractor that makes software for the AF. And you are a Zelda fan, which I approve of. All this practically makes us family (not really).
But I'm still not jumping on the bandwagaon.
Quote:Hi. I'm not jumping on the bandwagon cause I don't do that sort of thing. I leave that to the Yankee, Braves, Lakers, and Cowboy fans. And more recently the Red Sox and Patriot fans, ABF excluded cause he liked them before.
Yeah, bandwagon fans are annoying...
Quote:Do you like GA?
No. I joined the Air Force to travel, and because of what I do for a job now, I got pigeon-holed into this stateside shithole. I do make the best of it and I am having the time of my life (swear to god I am having so much fun). I am done with Georgia and am ready to get deployed or change duty stations, neither of which will ever happen. Oh well, thats life.
Quote: But I'm still not jumping on the bandwagaon.
I am making note of this comment, Laser Link, because I know you and whomever else agrees with you will eventually sneak onto one of the seats in the back, hoping I don't notice. Well, I will notice. Just jump aboard now. Free Wendy's at the first 2 stops.
Free Wendy's? Sweeeeeeet.
Ya, only the dollar menu though.
You are a blasphemous liar and a puppet of a waning dictatorship. I saw you at the Future World Oppressors Convention in Arkansas last year, you were the one passing out cow boy hats and detailed "Maps of the Stars" to include George Wendt and Shelley Long. Blaming them for the inception of remote guided aircraft that will one day turn on us. When it was you, in fact, that used your dirty European money laundering scheme (the one you framed Bebe Neuwirth on who is still in the German Gefängnis thanks to you) to produce films like Flight of the Navigator and The Explorers to push your interests of young boy pilots to the Air Force so you could legally marry your French prostitute man-child; Bradley Le Pitt (the French assassin known as Yoplait of Tears with Death on the Bottom). I also happen to know about a certain plan of yours to inflate Kirstie Ally to gargantuan proportions and use her massive weight to shift the Earth in to a direct path with comet Y-66 "Ted Danson" that was named after your CO-STAR. That's right, CC... or should I say... Clifford Clavin. You never got the Emmy you deserved so much, and now you'll make us all hate the other cast members of Cheers before you kill us all in your sick twisted plot.
For shame Clavin... I once called you hero. A word that comes from the dutch meaning "Sandwich" who dont use the term hero like we do. Oh no, there's no heros in the Netherlands. But lots of sandwiches.
Ok. That was a bitch to read. I am going to have to handle this one point-by-point.
Quote:You are a blasphemous liar
About the Wendy's? No. The dollar menu is really the only menu worth ordering anything off of at Wendy's. I mean look at it. Great food, great price. About other things? You will never catch me in a lie, you may catch me in an exaggeration of the truth. You may catch me omitting truths. You may catch me telling the truth. You will never catch me in a lie, because I DO NOT LIE.
Quote:and a puppet of a waning dictatorship
I pull the strings, baby. *gives them a good yank for show*
Quote: I saw you at the Future World Oppressors Convention in Arkansas last year, you were the one passing out cow boy hats and detailed "Maps of the Stars" to include George Wendt and Shelley Long. Blaming them for the inception of remote guided aircraft that will one day turn on us.
Ya, so what? I was there but I wasn't selling anything. I bet you didn't stay long enough to see my presentation with thought to be deceased William Cooper on my involvement with the planetary shadow government and our tactics of using Harvard University and silent weapons to control the stock market and credit bureaus which will eventually be the linchpin in my plan of bringing the planetary shadow government into the light with yours truely at the helm.
Quote: When it was you, in fact, that used your dirty European money laundering scheme (the one you framed Bebe Neuwirth on who is still in the German Gefängnis thanks to you) to produce films like Flight of the Navigator and The Explorers
You have complaints about these films? And as for Bebe... that reference is too obscure for me.
Quote: to push your interests of young boy pilots to the Air Force
Why would I want anymore guys to join this weeny roast? The ratio is so against men, I believe it's 10 males for every female.
Quote: so you could legally marry your French prostitute man-child; Bradley Le Pitt (the French assassin known as Yoplait of Tears with Death on the Bottom).
Fun Fact: Brad Pitt's name appears as William Bradley Pitt on his driver's license.
Quote: I also happen to know about a certain plan of yours to inflate Kirstie Ally to gargantuan proportions and use her massive weight to shift the Earth in to a direct path with comet Y-66
That isn't me. She is doing that on her own.
Quote: "Ted Danson" that was named after your CO-STAR.
Yes we briefly worked together in both the TV movie
Spider-man: The Dragon's Challenge and again in
Saving Private Ryan
Quote: That's right, CC... or should I say... Clifford Clavin. You never got the Emmy you deserved so much, and now you'll make us all hate the other cast members of Cheers
Nope not Cliff Clavin, and I do have an emmy, 2 actually. And another one for musical composition, but I don't count that one.
Quote: before you kill us all in your sick twisted plot.
...well, you got one thing right.
Wendy's is, at best, a 2nd-rate fast food establishment.
Hey! Watch your mouth. Wendy's far outshines either McDonald's or Burger King. And this isn't up for debate either. Anymore said about Wendy's and we are done with words *loosens tie, and prepares for a brawl*
Subway is pretty good... and Taco Bell. For fast food chains I mean.
Eh, Wendy's only has one flavor of milkshake. What's up with that?
Flavorism... it's all over the place in the south. There's even seperate cups for strawberry shakes and 'Strawberry Only" dispensers. My great gand father was a flavist, he said "the only good vanilla shake is a spilled one".
Chipotle
Jack in the Box
In 'n Out
That is all.
None of which I have ever seen before, much less graced with my presence.
Taco Bell#1
OB1 is gone?
I should pay more attention
Yea, I exiled him for once and for all.
But his spirit remains...in all of us. *cue sappy music*
*cue Simple Minds' <I>Don't You Forget About Me</i>; footage of OB1 slowly walking away into a setting sun*
Thank you, Darunia! But our OB1 is in another forum!
I'm sorry, CoconutCommander, but no one cares about this thread anymore.
I know... but, it was my first. You can never remember your first.
Tell ya what, Commodore Cacapants, I'll take this thread, get it bronzed, and mount it on a plaque for you. :nodding:
I don't want to think about Darunia mounting anything.
*shudder*
*rallies the Shadow Fraternity of True Regal Bloodlines, and declares a silent war on Darunia and his stupid Holy Goron Empire"
Mmmuaaaahhhh ack ack ack! You can't fight an enemy you can't see. We already have agents in the highest of your ranks. We will collapse you and your country from the inside.
*Terrified by this new unscene threat, Darunia enforces marshall law, and begins a rigorous "purification" of his cabinet: executing all he deems untrustworthy, until, invariably, he is left alone the government.
Gorons have always, and will always, be better than your gay ass Fraternity of Shadow Gay Sex!
Our Shadow Fraternity members are hand selected from the bloodlines of the true rulers of the world, decendants from Muhammed, St. Paul, Shih Huang Ti, Augustus Ceasar, George Washington, Ghengis Khan, Alexander the Great, Constantine the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler, Oliver Cromwell, Simon Bolivar, Pope Urban II, 'Umar ibn al-Khattab, Francisco Pizarro, Hernando Cortes, Thomas Jefferson, Queen Isabella I, Josef Stalin, Julius Ceasar, William the Conquerer, Mani, Lao Tzu, Lenin, Sui Wen Ti, Cyrus the Great, Peter the Great, Mikhail Gorbachev, Queen Elizabeth I, Menes, Charlemagne, John F. Kennedy and Justinian I, are amongst our rank. We have had three of our members successfully rise to the rank of President of the United States, most famous of which are both the Roosevelts.
You should note we have had thousands of year toppling governements such as yours. I will give you a week to pack your bags and exile yourself from your tiny north Atlantic Goron island before we exile you from this realm.
*points to door* leave now.