24th August 2005, 11:54 AM
In a world ravashed by fear, only an Eye Witness protection agent played by Samuel L. Jackson can foil the most nafarious of plots ever concieved.
http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/featur...lane.shtml
Tasked with the protection of a vital eye witness to a mafia crime ring, Samuel L. Jackson's character enters the plane thinking that this is just going to be another typical snake inspection.
![[Image: snake13ac.jpg]](http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/633/snake13ac.jpg)
"Hi, I am John McMongoose from Eye Witness Protection's special Snake Inspection Squad. I would like to inspect your plane of snakes."
With the plane thoroughly inspected for deadly assasin snakes, the plane takes flight. Little did John know that the snake assasins' human counterparts would hide them by duct taping them to the plane's ceiling! As the adhesive of the tape wears off, unweary passengers below are mildly annoyed when snakes begin to fall from the ceiling on top of them!
![[Image: snake35sr.jpg]](http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1996/snake35sr.jpg)
Gasp! Tragedy has struck. Luckily, for Keenan's friend and fellow star of Good Burger, he did not make it to the flight because he was running late from his acting class.
![[Image: snake46fc.jpg]](http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/2797/snake46fc.jpg)
An awkward moment between the witness and one of the snakes occurs when the snake tries to cuddle with him rather than attacking.
![[Image: snake55bm.jpg]](http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/5952/snake55bm.jpg)
Samuel L. Jackson arrives just at the right moment to save the victim, reassuring him that it wasn't his fault or the way he dressed, and not to be ashamed of himself. Counselling sessions are promplty scheduled on Jackson's taser phone.
http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/featur...lane.shtml
Tasked with the protection of a vital eye witness to a mafia crime ring, Samuel L. Jackson's character enters the plane thinking that this is just going to be another typical snake inspection.
"Hi, I am John McMongoose from Eye Witness Protection's special Snake Inspection Squad. I would like to inspect your plane of snakes."
With the plane thoroughly inspected for deadly assasin snakes, the plane takes flight. Little did John know that the snake assasins' human counterparts would hide them by duct taping them to the plane's ceiling! As the adhesive of the tape wears off, unweary passengers below are mildly annoyed when snakes begin to fall from the ceiling on top of them!
Gasp! Tragedy has struck. Luckily, for Keenan's friend and fellow star of Good Burger, he did not make it to the flight because he was running late from his acting class.
An awkward moment between the witness and one of the snakes occurs when the snake tries to cuddle with him rather than attacking.
Samuel L. Jackson arrives just at the right moment to save the victim, reassuring him that it wasn't his fault or the way he dressed, and not to be ashamed of himself. Counselling sessions are promplty scheduled on Jackson's taser phone.