hi all i didnt know where to post this do i thought here was as good as any, i am new.
*drum roll* i am Captain Rush, the randomness at work, and i hope to enjoy this place.
:question:
:troll: :starwars: :fairy: :mmx:
:mm:
:robot:
:luigiwin: :mariowin: :goron:
:shiggy2:
All because I couldn't find the lovely cow image...
No matter...
We have a cow, a lovely cow!
Welcome!
Hello Captain Rush I smack you with penis what systems do you own I have the following:
NES
SNES
N64
Gameboy
Gameboy Color
GBA
GBA SP
DS
Super Gameboy / Gameboy Player
Virtual Boy
Genny
DC
PS1
PS2
What is your favorite game what is your favorite genre how old are you do you smoke I am naked and sticking to my immitation leather chair which swivels and makes music more enjoyable favorite movie song color music do you have over 40 gigs of porn I do but then that's just how things work around here so welcome to the board someone show him the cow.
SOMEONE SHOW HIM THE COW GODAMMIT
Welcome, Captain_Rush! Please avoid the living room as lazy's science experiement appears to have run amock and caused something of mess there.
![[Image: thebovine.jpg]](http://tcforums.com/thebovine.jpg)
WE HAVE A COW A LOVELY COW
Welcome to our humble little home, Captain_Rush.
Can I call you Cap'n?
Doesn't matter. I'm going to anyway :D
They're greeeat!
Wait, that's Tony the Tiger.
They'll tear up the roof of your mouth!
That's better.
Cap'n: Dangit! Count Chocula has been spreading lies! My cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth!
Captain! Somebody set up us the Canadian prog rock band!
Release all Trix!
Make your Corn Flakes!
oh this is just retarded I quit. Make your corn flakes. Jesus.
New!! Jesus flakes, you too can have a bowl of your savior! make your day a holy one!!!
I piss in your Jesus Flakes!
Jesus: *sitting at an office meeting looking at sales figures* I TOLD YOU it was going to be a BAD IDEA.
Do you pour wine on Jesus Flakes?
You know it! Basically Jesus flakes are those "cruton o' Christ" the Catholics hand out during communion.
Hi. I hope that since you have "Air Pirate" as your title you are indeed a Skies of Arcadia fan. Cause that would be sweet.
*still holding out hope against hope for a sequel*
Or maybe you like Talespin...
*dreamy flashback interlude thingy*
-The Air Pirates are in a mini-sub trying to sneak into Cape Suzette-
Dumptruck: "Why do you say 'dive dive' when you want to sink?"
Maddog: "Because you don't say 'sink sink'!"
Karnage: "Row! Row!"
Dumptruck: "Aye aye, Captain Captain"
Dumptruck (looking through periscope): "Ahhhh! Sink, Sink!"
Maddog: "No, you mean 'Dive, Dive!'"
Dumptruck: "No, I mean 'Sink, Sink!'"
*Kitchen sink crashes through roof of submarine and lands on Dumptruck's head*
Maddog: "Oh, you were right. That is a sink"
Quote:*still holding out hope against hope for a sequel*
It looks less and less likely all the time, but I'm certainly hoping...
Sir, scanners report it is some sort of anarcat.
yes i like skies of arcadia, and tail spin.
So it would seem. Any chance on you getting the game though :D?
lmao I love Tale Spin
LL check your PMs
i dont know i may ask my friend if i can barrow it.
Welcome to the province of Tendo City, under Goron occupation. Do you have your passport? Yes---things seem to be in order here. Thank you, and enjoy your stay. You'll find the local culture is rich, from Shiggy-drawing contests, to despotic Goron rule, to terribly relevant Bacon or Shoes debates.
Actually, Darunia isn't the REAL Darunia. He's an inch high one ton goron with the same name.
I believe he actually rules over the province of north shoebox.
I see you are a ring wraith. As a servant of the dark lord, do you find choosing the right flouride toothpaste important?
yes, i find it very important.
Toothpaste.... comes from.... seaweed
seaweed.... comes from.... the ocean
the ocean.... comes from.... toothpaste
FACT
Above post: Defenestration!
Following two posts: Irrellevant to the point of being a waste of digital memory
But, by taking an entire post to say only that wouldn't you also be wasting digital memory?
Quote: <TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR title="Post 90359" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>Great Rumbler</TD><TD class=alt2>But, by taking an entire post to say only that wouldn't you also be wasting digital memory?</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
It is not a waste if it serves as a warning. And judging by the two posts that did follow, I'd say that warning was fairly accurate.
But one of those two posts was yours...
I am not immune to being irrelevant.