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http://www.referenceaudiomods.com/Mercha...y_Code=C37

People are actually BUYING this stuff!

For those too lazy or afraid to read it, in summery it's a lacquer (which isn't so bad if you just want a cosmetic upgrade), BUT the claim is that by properly applying this, not even to the electronics but to the OUTSIDE of your karp, you'll notice a significant increase in audio quality. And, since people believe outright lies, you can bet that not only will people buy it, they will convince themselves it works.

I think that those that actually trust the obvious lies of advertisers need to be removed from the gene pool, or at least subjected to the classical conditioning I am about to propose...

A NEW HEALTHY, NATURAL, ALTERNATIVE, cereal! Wheat, Bran, and Shards of *$&king Glass! Buy it today! It has over 800% the daily recommended allowance of... I dunno, silicates and... fibers.... People need calcium, just add milk to this and this has it! Also, vitamin c, um, d, some other stuff. People need that too! *forgoes bothering to mention if this cereal even has any of that*

*Note, this WILL KILL YOU!

Sadly, at this point just a LITTLE bit more convincing advertising and I think this cereal would sell... Good advertising can turn ANY negative into a positive (provided you are a moron who has been deprived of any instruction on critical thinking methods), and outright LIES seem to be just fine too.
Can't you just go to a hardware store and get a big bucket of lacquer for about $20?
But THAT doesn't improve sound quality :D.

...

Okay this doesn't either of course but they say it does, and that's the whoever they are difference!
I think I'll pass anyway.
This reminds me of the time I bought Volcano Insurance. The saleman said the Midwest is about due for one. How could I say no!

[/family guy reference]
Well, you did buy all that handsome cream...
Look at them up there, plottin.... plannin their attack..
We attack, tomorrow.

Yes tomorrow.

....

I mean it this time!

I do too!
That's Lois's rainy day fund!
Oh, um... I'm not here right now... Please leave a message! Beep.
oh man... I hate these damn machines... uh yes hello, my name is Peter Griffen... (I don't remember the rest of the convo... and I call myself a family guy fan...) Bounce
After that the Weinstein guy gives Peter a yoyo.
But what about my cereal? It's the cereal for those who don't like sugery cereal but still want the pleasure of defiling their bodies!