9th June 2005, 1:39 PM
9th June 2005, 3:15 PM
:(
Trying not to think about it is really all you can do.
Umm, do we need the birthday image? :)
Trying not to think about it is really all you can do.
Umm, do we need the birthday image? :)
9th June 2005, 5:08 PM
Holy fuck you're old. ![[Image: birthdaystud.jpg]](http://tcforums.com/images/birthdaystud.jpg)
![[Image: birthdaystud.jpg]](http://www.tcforums.com/birthdaystud.jpg)
9th June 2005, 6:18 PM
Hey don't look at it like that. Think of it this way. See your years as "levels", so in other words, only 5 more years to LEVEL 30!
9th June 2005, 8:03 PM
But isn't level 30 when your hair statistic starts to degrade? I believe your fat statisitic increases as well along with your ugliness statistic. Well, enough with the depressing stats, Happy Birthday!
10th June 2005, 12:22 PM
HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY!!!!!!!
25 years ago your mouth was filled with your mother's fluids and probably feces, way to go! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have been part of a life long experiment of branding individuals in to yet another classification but this main catagory deals with numbers! That's right! You can now attach a new number to your already changing numerical statistics: Your weight, height, vision, number of fat cells versus muscle percentage, the amount of money you currently have and hope to have in the future, number of BM's per week (by day?), the numerical value of the attractiveness of the opposite sex (and of course yours!) and how many you have been sexual with or hope to be! Now you're age has altered as well! CONGRATULATIONS! Yes, Happy Birthday Dear Smoke! You have furthered your identity by placing yet another new number in your conscious brain to dictate your lifestyle! Watch how the younger girls avoid you; A constant reminder of your mortal soul and your awareness of death that IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU WAITING AT EVERY TURN FOR YOU TO FUCK UP SO IT CAN DRAG YOU IN TO THE BLACK OCEAN OF ETERNAL SLEEP.
...and many mooooooore! BLOW THE DAMN CANDLES
25 years ago your mouth was filled with your mother's fluids and probably feces, way to go! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have been part of a life long experiment of branding individuals in to yet another classification but this main catagory deals with numbers! That's right! You can now attach a new number to your already changing numerical statistics: Your weight, height, vision, number of fat cells versus muscle percentage, the amount of money you currently have and hope to have in the future, number of BM's per week (by day?), the numerical value of the attractiveness of the opposite sex (and of course yours!) and how many you have been sexual with or hope to be! Now you're age has altered as well! CONGRATULATIONS! Yes, Happy Birthday Dear Smoke! You have furthered your identity by placing yet another new number in your conscious brain to dictate your lifestyle! Watch how the younger girls avoid you; A constant reminder of your mortal soul and your awareness of death that IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU WAITING AT EVERY TURN FOR YOU TO FUCK UP SO IT CAN DRAG YOU IN TO THE BLACK OCEAN OF ETERNAL SLEEP.
...and many mooooooore! BLOW THE DAMN CANDLES
10th June 2005, 12:26 PM
Happy birthday, you old goat. I feel that way too sometimes, especially because I am usually hanging out with 18-20 year olds. Anyway, hope you had a great day!
11th June 2005, 5:46 PM
Congratulations, Smoke! You're one-fourth of the way to dead!
11th June 2005, 5:58 PM
I don't think that helps, GR... :)
11th June 2005, 6:37 PM
Great Rumbler Wrote:You're one-fourth of the way to dead!
That's the worst thing anyone has ever said to anybody in history :D
Happy (belated) Birthday, Smoke! Oh, and DMiller, don't forget, the most dangerous part of Level 30: The Mid-Life Crisis minigame!
11th June 2005, 7:07 PM
Quote:I don't think that helps, GR...
Well it shouldn't!
Quote:That's the worst thing anyone has ever said to anybody in history
YES!!
13th June 2005, 12:24 PM
Thank you all.
Getting older's not too bad as long as you improve along the way. I'm certainly more mature now then when I first found Tendo City. Well as mature as a Nintendo fan can be anyway. ;)
Getting older's not too bad as long as you improve along the way. I'm certainly more mature now then when I first found Tendo City. Well as mature as a Nintendo fan can be anyway. ;)
13th June 2005, 1:45 PM
lmao, I remember that well enough :D
Think though, TC's fate would have been far different had you not been so immature :D
Think though, TC's fate would have been far different had you not been so immature :D
13th June 2005, 5:13 PM
Yes. We might all be living under the iron fisted rule of ninconvert.
13th June 2005, 7:08 PM
And didn't his site die some years back?
Yeah, we're better off the way we are. :)
Yeah, we're better off the way we are. :)