Just because he'll never read this doesn't mean that we can't wish him a happy birthday anyway! *already wished him a happy birthday*
I'm sure if he ever reads this, he'll be profoundly touched.
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lazy! Down!
Someone should email him and tell him to come home for his birthday.
HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY SOUL REAVER!
Did you mom take drugs? In the spine? Mine didn't, but i heard the doctor dropped me several hundred times because i kept trying to masturbate with my umbelicle cord.
But YAY! Your mom got sperm shot in her! *high five*
That'll sure get him to come back... :)
Quote:Someone should email him and tell him to come home for his birthday.
Email? Somehow that seems completely unnecessary to me...
Both of those concepts are slower than spoken speech, you know. Spoken speech is quite fast in most cases.
Not as fast as TELEPATHY!
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It could happen.
Telepathy? Phht! Broadbrain is where it's at!
GR: I understand what you are saying. Tell him I miss ESR. And happy birthday.