... SC3 is PS2-exclusive because Namco is making a Zelda fighting game using the SC engine for the Gamecube? That would be neat.
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...Microsoft exploded and Rare, not knowing where else to go, returned to Nintendo, and both companies started making awesome games together like in the glory days?
...I giant cat came down in a space ship and taught humans how to live in harmony and make really wicked hotdogs using only tree bark?
...consoles and PC games weren't in the same market.
... Microsoft has a megaton coming that will shake the industry to the core and leave all of your mouths hanging agape. Oops, said too much. ;)
...crappy music stopped being so damn popular and classic rock became #1 again?
... Tendo City users were capable of intelligent thought and reason. :)
...I said something so funny that everyone died from laughing so hard?
...dogs could stay puppies forever?
...There was a large hole in the ground that spit out hamburgers every hour?
There was a small hole in the ground with a giant hamburger bouncing on it as a weird course in a miniature golf game in the 9th dimension?