I found this flashgame on Fark and it's pretty cool. You go down a corridor grabbing powerups and shooting albino, midget vampire things. So play it!
http://www.gskinner.com/games/puki/
My highscore:
You'd better play it more! And then post your highscore so that I may laugh at it!
Captain Buttocks? The Buttocks Rangers? Anal Avenger, Cheeky Cherrub, Rectal Retaliator! Defeat the evil forces of the Obsidian Pucker!
That's weak. Like INCREDIBLY weak, I made it to the second level on my first attempt and on my third attempt I made it to level 8 and 33rd place out of 1000 scores. I'd like to see someone here beat that! That's right, I'm calling you guys out! BRING IT TO THE TABLE!!!
It was my first attempt...
Highscores are getting a bit more difficult to attain: