Quote:This entry is a joke because it is April Fools Day, and thus it is not real
Nintendo is reporting today that their next generation console will feature wireless controllers with dual gyroscopic joysticks and four shoulder buttons. The controllers will require four D batteries.
A list of potential launch titles for the new "Revolution" console has been leaked:
Beetle Adventure Racing: Elderly Drivers
Body Harvest: Famine
Castlevania 64 Part 2
Earthbound Revolution (Japan only)
F-Zero RZ (card-based RPG)
Ken Griffey Jr.'s Disabled List 2006
Kirby's Drink and Hurl
Legend of Zelda, The: The Banjo of Dreams
Mario Party -2
Mario Raquetball
Metroid Prime: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Star Fox: Disappointment
Super Monkey Cylinder
Super Smash Bros: All Pokemon Edition
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles: The Incredible Crapfest
Rumor also has it that the Revolution will cost $350 at launch, but will be bundled with two controllers and rabies.
Heh heh :D
Nintendorks
I can't wait for Metroid Prime: The Legend of Curly's Gold!
Hahaha, Nintendorks' april fool's thing was the best. You didn't post their headline though!
Quote: Metroid Prime: The Legend of Curly's Gold
I don't get that one... what's the reference?
The sequel to the movie City Slickers had the subtitle "The Legend for Curly's Gold".
I'd have to say I'm looking more forward to Kirby's Drink n Hurl and Star Fox: Disappointment.
City Slickers? Maybe I've heard the name before... some movie?
Yeah, it had Billy Crystal, Jon Lovitz, and was mildly amusing.
Man, ABF, you haven't seen ANY good movies.
Quote:The sequel to the movie City Slickers had the subtitle "The Legend for Curly's Gold".
Quote:City Slickers? Maybe I've heard the name before... some movie?
Hmm...
I don't have any interest in seeing every movie ever made...
And honestly, neither of those two movies were that good. Some funny moments I suppose, but even as a kid I really didn't feel like staying in the same room as that for more than I could stand :D.
But, Curly's Gold is a reference all should get at least, no matter HOW obscure!
The first one is a good Billy Crystal movie, if you like Billy Crystal.
It had Jack Palance in it. Do I really have to say anything else? JACK PALANCE, PEOPLE. Really, he was funny in that movie, the first one anyway. I haven't seen the second one.
Quote:I don't have any interest in seeing every movie ever made...
This isn't the first time I've said that, though...
The first City Slickers was pretty funny, unless you don't like Billy Crystal I guess. The second was mediocre at best. Anyway, pretty funny stuff from the Dorks.