Today, I am going to buy an N-Gage.
Do it! It's the best system ever!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Well, it's your money. But you could do something more productive with it, like buying a box of scorpions and then dumping them all over your body.
Oh come on GR, you know it's the best portable system available today... between its great selection of games and awesome online play, what could you possibly dislike about the system?
Taco phone!
Yeah, I know they took that out in the new version, but still...
I'd have liked to mention the taco-phone, but they got rid of it, fools... :(
That was the best feature! Followed closesly by the ability to take out the battery in order to change the game. It was like a built-in game!
*obvious April Fools joke*
Nobody would ever ADMIT to buying an N-Gage! Come on!
It's been a few hours since I bought my N-Gage and it is OFF THE HOOK! Like that one game... you know... the one... where, you know... that one... I LOVE THIS THING! The only reason I put it down long enough to post here is because my batteries are dead! I'm going insane just waiting for the morning to come so that I can buy some more!
April Fool's is over and I am one N-Gageless sonuvabitch!
Haha, that was a pretty good April Fool's Day joke. :)
Funny, but not convincing. After all, EM is absolutely right...
Quote:*obvious April Fools joke*
Nobody would ever ADMIT to buying an N-Gage! Come on!
Yeah, I wasn't aiming to be convincing.
I totally forgot about AFD this year, I'm so damned busy with work.
If it makes anyone feel any better, last year's joke is still accessible.
Short of smashing the forums to pieces like you did a few years back, there's not much you can do around here that's convincing. :D
That one was fun, wasn't it...
Ah yes, the main title image switched to a Viagra ad, everyone's avatars and titles switched around, just about anything they could rip apart, they did.
Best of all, it was actually believable, they said Stealth had hacked the site :D
Wow, I must've missed that. Must've happened during one of my many AWOL moments here.
That was certainly my finest moment.
It was Smoke we blamed it on, though. I still have the emails from ASM telling me how he wanted to kill Smoke.
Hehehe, was it Smoke? I thought it was Stealth...ah well. Agreed, that was one of your finer moments.
Remember the headline from April 1st, 2002?
Quote:After three long years of Tendo City, and after one year in the hands of Weltall as tendocity.net after the big ice-9 fiasco, Tendo City has been bought out by Microsoft and will now become Microcity.net. When asked about the abrupt move, Ryan Usher (Weltall) commented, "This place sucks, all we ever talk about are stupid girly Nintendo games that suck. And the only people who past are morons that go by stupid names like 'fittisize', 'OB1', 'Laser Link', and 'TheBiggah'. What's with that? What the FUCK is a 'Fittisize'?? I personally hate that guy more than anyone else. I think that once Tendo City becomes Micro City, we'll start getting much better posters here and get rid of those idiots." When asked about why he took over Tendo City to begin with if he hates Nintendo so much, Weltall responded, "I had planned on turning this place into the best Microsoft website and forum ever from the beginning, and once Microsoft contacted me about a possible buy-out, I immediately said 'yes'. Goodbye, losers!" This news came as much surprise to the forums posters, and they responded with a lot of shock and anger. "What the fuck. Damn, I knew we shouldn't have let that Sony fanboy take over this place. What a bastard", said Tendo City poster Dark Jaguar. Some people weren't so angry however, like TheBiggah, who commented, "Frankly, I'm glad about this whole thing. Nintendo sucks anyways. I plan on staying." Stay posted, as we'll have more on this shocking news story shortly.
:D
I did something like that on my webpage in... 2003, I think.
I'd forgotten that one... pretty funny. :)
Ah, good times, good times. :D
My 2005 April Fool's joke kind of reflected back to my 2002 April Fool's joke, in which I told everybody that I was going to buy an XBox. (Back then, everybody hated XBox except for a few geeky Bill Gates fanboys. Now a lot of mainstream gamers own XBoxes. My how times change.)
I own an Xbox know! Me! The one who went to an Xbox forum to fight it out in the trenches against the Xbox fans! EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS A LIE!!!
I still don't have an XBox, but who knows? We'll probably all be buying XBoxes or XBox360s in the future.
