Tendo City

1:40pm March 11, 2005

I dunno trent193, I've always liked the little jump/power-slide thing in Mario Kart 64, so I'm glad that it's returned in the DS game. And did you see those videos from that one European thing a couple of months ago? The game looks terrific. You just can't tell in the tiny little movies IGN has up.

I agree, the current state of American film-making is in a terrible shape. Countries like Hong Kong, South Korea, and Japan have been producing films of much higher caliber on average then over here. It's sad that most American will never see these movies, but it's nice to know that another venue for good movies exists.

Well to be fair, I bought my tires from goodyear and they haven't failed me yet.

That's crazy! If we used whale blubber to fuel our cars then we'd have endanger another species of animals and we just can't have that!!

Blasphemy! Archie is one of the best terrible comics that ever lived!

Yeah, I suppose you have a point, but frankly, I just don't see cans of soda lasting more than a few more decades. Plastic? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Cowardly? Yes. Cancerous? Maybe not in every instance, but I think you more or less catch my drift, give or take consideration onto which designated courses of humankindness to strangers with candy dandier than any striped cane you ever licked before it was spanked on the ass of a poor boy in Singapore.

I think we can all agree upon this: First Contact is the best TNG movie ever.

German porn pisses me off. How can something the size of a Buick fit inside a 12 year old? There's just not enough room and it pisses me off... I wish i could handle something the size of a Buick... but i'm still on horse-sized objects. :crap:

But then, the kicker comes when the 12 year old girl you're trying to have cyber sex with gets mad at you for not understanding her slew of "lol"s and "lyk"s and "^^"s. It almost makes it not worth it. Almost. *applies vaseline*

But seriously, I think if NASA really wants to throw a gigantic lasso around mars and send midgets walking up into space on the line like a tightrope, then they should first set up a research and development facility to grease up kittens put them on piano suspended piano strings and take (incriminating?) photographs with captions that say "HANG ON BABY LOL" but they can interlace it in such a way that when you press ctrl+A to highlight it on a computer it actually turns out to be a woman on her knees holding onto a guy's... you know... umm... this is kinda awkward... well... his big, gigantic, pointy nose, and then his yamaca will slip off from the cooking oil she's applied to the wrinkly unsightly bags under his testicular tumors (wait so does that mean when a scrotum gets ugly with age you say a man's twig and berries really hit the wall?), but I digress.

I simply can't accept that Charles Manson is the pennical of evolution and that by shaving our heads and calling ourselves "Big Man Freddie's Jolly Troupe of Space Cadets From Jupiter" will somehow bring us closer to perfection. I believe the true way to perfection is to replace our spleen with a fried chicken which will give us that greasy, chicken flavor where ever we go and give us the ability to destroy ganster rap with the strength of five chocolate apes from the sands of Mars. By doing this will create a grand harmony of the stars and bring forth the new creators who will use bright colors to lure us into a false sense of security and then take our fried chicken spleens and so rule of with an iron fist that crushes the greats seas of humanity forever!! Until such time as it deemed necessary to ressurect Shaq Fu, who is regular Shaq's giant robot evil twin, who can rise above the ashes of the fast food restaurants of the world to fight with Mecha Headless Ponch in a titanic battles of wills for the fate of Elian Gonzales!!

Honestly though, trent193 needs a big warm glass of anal.

And I am just the man to give him that anal.

trent193, I call YOU out!

I am of the personal opinion that you smell.

I, for one, welcome our new non-posting overlords.

That's insanity! You can't send a rocket full of astronauts to the sun! Well, unless you go at night, I suppose.

That's lunarcy!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:shake:

What? That was hilarious!

That was... solarme... so lame... solar... solarme... I CAN'T DO IT!!!!! *runs away crying and hits a wall* Ow.

Haha, you're such a noob, Geno.

A n00b who's been here for almost two years.

Geno Wrote:A n00b who's been here for almost two years.

Like he said, a n00b. ;)