Tendo City

Anyone want to go to a festival in Vermont? My band is playing as well as other new england black metal bands :)

You have a band? Does it play like... music?

...

"black metal"?

Need I remind you that Vermont doesn't exist?



Sorry Undertow, a little far of a trip for my tastes. I'd like to hear your stuff, though.

Vermont is a little too far away for me. How about you come down to Dallas, TX and play?

That's Illusion, not Undertow. And to get an idea of what his music sounds like, turn on an 18-wheeler big rig truck, and let the engine idle; and then throw an ether-doused cat into it with a lit pack of matches. The resulting din can be described as "black metal" because when the flames subside, all that remains is a twisted mass of melted "black metal".

Thank you and good night.



-Barry

Heh... :)

You guys know each other offline, right?

yes sir.


this show is going to be pretty big. should be fun.

So how tall is Darunia?

1"...

OB1 Wrote:So how tall is Darunia?

15' tall... about the size of the average adult Goron, what else?

So...is he like really made out of rock? Or does he just eat a lot of it?

OB1 Wrote:So how tall is Darunia?

About 5'8'' with a slouch.

And so, the length of Darunia's hight is displayed for all the world to see. And lo, with a mighty laugh so shall we crown Darunia a living joke and to his shortness which that is crippled by his depresive slouch. Darunia, the saddest boy. Darunia, the short comings of humanity. Darunia... my heart bleeds for thee.

May puberty grant your children a better future than it has granted thou.

Darunia... There's no life guard on duty at your gene pool.

I'm not a New Englander, so... no can do. I'm stuck here in the south... with the cotton... and the peanuts... and the mosquitos... and the people who know nothing about politics but support the Republican party because Bush is a Christian and Clinton got a blowjob.

And there's Indian casinos.

Indian casinos are everywhere... including New England...

Yeah, but ours are better.

Sorry, casinos are all bad. Well, for the visitors; they're great for the owners.

Ours are better by default because they are in Oklahoma and that's where all the Indians went.

Yeah, well, the Indians came from Alabama and other such reasons! So nyah! This is their real land!

Except Andrew Jackson kicked them off of this land and I don't think we have Indian casinos here. Maybe, I don't know. I know we have casinos, anyway.