Tendo City

Quote:You don't say.

Well they way you were talking about it I figured that you thought it was a movie. :p

I used to think that they made a movie based on the videogame.

Alright, fine, whatever. Anyways, have you seen anymore of Kino's Journey yet?

.... no

Well...hurry up and watch more of it then!

Pshoo!

Speaking of anime, Nausicaa and Porco Rosso just came out recently and as it turns out I just purchased both of them today. Anyone who wants them should hurry, because once they're sold out Disney will probably shut them back up in the vault like they do with all their stuff and you want see it again for about 10-15 years.

I'll gladly pay you today for some candy today!

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Okay.

You can still find copies of the first Miyazaki wave just about anywhere. And those game out almost two years ago.

I haven't watched any more of Kino's journey because I've been busy. And I got Kung Fu Hustle. Which rocks.

Quote:And I got Kung Fu Hustle. Which rocks.

It does indeed surely rock very much! I'd say it's one of my favorites of his movies. Up there with Fight Back to School, Foribidden City Cop, and Shaolin Soccer.

Quote:You can still find copies of the first Miyazaki wave just about anywhere. And those game out almost two years ago.

I can't find any copies, new or used, anywhere around here. It's possible that Best Buy has some, but I haven't been there in a while.

Quote:It does indeed surely rock very much! I'd say it's one of my favorites of his movies. Up there with Fight Back to School, Foribidden City Cop, and Shaolin Soccer.

I don't like them as much as those ones (FCP is my all-time favorite, followed by the first two Fight Back to Schools and Love on Delivery), but it was a terrific ride. Very different for Chow in most respects, but in a good way. I was only dissapointed by the low number of non-CG fights. I was hoping for some more.

Quote:I can't find any copies, new or used, anywhere around here. It's possible that Best Buy has some, but I haven't been there in a while.

Dude, you need to start buying things online. Disney is even offering discounts on the first wave dvds if you buy the new ones. Look for coupons in the new discs.

http://dvdpricesearch.com/cgi-bin/dvdsearch2

Great Rumbler Wrote:...

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Okay.

You shank my jinga ship!

*Goron troops rush into the thread, toting MP-40s*

ALL RIGHT---THE GIG IS UP! Darunia started this thread as a vanity thread. The only acceptable post here is in praise of his majesty! All the rest of you clear out, now!

OB1: Bite me, inch-tall man, I don't want too!

*35 Goron soldiers open up with their submachine guns, reducing OB1 to a withered pile of bloody clothes*

Oh my god, he killed a conveniently placed robotic clone of OB1! You bastard!

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I'm cryin' on the inside!

OB1: These are suction-cup darts...

Darunia: No! They're real armor-piercing bullets!!

OB1: No, see look. *shows Darunia the suction-cup darts*

Darunia: I will destroy them with my anger!! *bends suction-cup dart*

OB1: ...

Darunia: *throws suction-cup dart on the ground*

OB1: ...

Darunia: There.

OB1: ...

Darunia: ...

Universe: *teh explodezors*

So like... *stifles a laugh* did he have to throw them... UP to get them to the ground?

Everyone:....

DJ: You know 'cause like... he's short?

Everyone: ...

DJ: .... I don't have to impress you!

...seriously though how'd he even fire that thing?

OB1: The... the soldiers fired them...

DJ: Really?

OB1: ...ye... yes...

DJ: Oh... I guess that would explain the toy robots all over the place holding suction guns...

GR: Ye.... those actually aren't toy soldiers...

DJ: They aren't?

ABF: Those are frogs you idiot!

DJ: Oh... well okay now it all makes sense.

Geno: No it doesn't! It just raises further question!

DJ: How do you mean?

Geno: How did a bunch of FROGS shoot dart guns?

DJ: Why would you ask something like that?

Geno: Because that's what just... are you even listening to this conversation?

DJ: I drift in and out...

GR: Okay look, a bunch of frogs under the command of a 1 inch tall 1 ton goron with the same name as the sage of fire shot suction cups at a robot copy of OB1.

DJ: ....What?

GR: Exactly!

DJ: Oh okay.

GR: You don't understand anything do you?

DJ: Look would you all shut up here I'm trying to get Pikachu to dance here!

*badampush!*

Weltall: Alright I'm sick of all of you. *burninates the city*

Decapitatorz!

My heart's burnin' like a forest fire!

Ha ha, a Homsar quote that I made up just now!

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Pshoo!

You and you're silly Homsar quotes...

*Great Rumbler slowly wakes up to find himself chained and shackled in a dark, drippy underground dungeon. The door swings open, and a triumphant Darunia, in a flowing crimon cloak and giant, shimmering crown, steps in. Four Goron sentries in full body armor, and with MP-40s, are flanking him.*

DARUNIA: Well, well, well... not so brave now, are we my smug friend?

GR: Oh my God--all this time, you've been real!!

DARUNIA: Yes--and you'll never escape from here alive, for your insolence! Bwahaha!

GR: Oh Lord, forgive me--pardon my insolence! I swear allegiance to you forever more, oh Lord Darunia!

DARUNIA: All right; that's cool. You're free to go....BUT LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU!

GR: Oh, it shall me---I shall ever more sing songs of your most excellent praise and generosity!





'End!

GR: Dude...that's not me. I mean, it's not even a person.

Darunia: No that's you alright!

GR: Dude, look at it. It's a puppet.

Darunia: *looks from side to side* No it isn't!

GR: I'm standing over here watching you say those things!

Darunia: You will all feel my anger soon!! *runs away*

DJ: Yeah it's totally a puppet.

GR: That's what I said.

DJ: It's like a time-space magic puppet, though.

GR: No. No, it's just a regular one.

DJ: Does it do magic tricks?

GR: No.

Darunia: *comes back* Alright I'm back! Are you ready to feel my supreme wrath of bodily harm!!

GR: Mmmm....yeah okay.

Darunia: *throws dirt at GR* Ha! Cower in fear mortal!!!

GR: What are you doing?

Darunia: Is your flesh not searing due to my amazing acidic compound?

GR: It was just dirt.

Darunia: No, man, it was totally acid.

GR: No it isn't!

Darunia: ...

GR: ...

DJ: Space pizza!

Duuuudes!

*Darunia watches with amusement from his secure ultra-secret command center, on monitors as GR's feverish insane ramblings about puppets and fake Gorons go on. Little does he know, that his distorted sense of reality is no more real than that of the Matrix... he is living a lie. In the actual, physical world, he's never moved from tha metal chair, in that dark laboratory room. Darunia, meanwhile, smokes merrily on a large cigar, and sips of fine cognac.*

Narrator guy: Just then! Darunia suddenly realizes that he is in fact inside a Martix that is in fact inside ANOTHER MATRIX!!

Dues-ex Machina: Oh come on! That's so stupid!!

Darunia: WHOAH!!

Me: I feel somehow responsible for all this.

Narrator guy: What Great Rumbler does not know is that he actually created the Matrix that is inside of another Matrix and the he LOST HIS MEMORY!!

DJ: *is riding on a magical tumor through space*

Me: Is that even possible?!

*walks in on Darunia* What's he DOING to that match stick?

GR: He's... he's smoking it...

DJ: Oh... So what, is this child's balloon supposed to be a space station?

GR: No he's, he's actually in a space station. Not sure how he got there really... But um, he's like hanging out with some toy soldier that somehow was melted into the wiring and mumbling about how everyone else is decending into madness as he watches on from his citadel.

DJ: Ah, our steady decent into sanity? Like in this comic?

<img src="http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/050303.png">

Darunia: And what is that supposed to mean?

DJ: All I mean by that is that you know, you're crazy, you know, like the bread? That's... that's all I meant.

Give peace a chance!

Give chance some peace!!

To DJ and Great Rumbler

C/O Darunia

SUBJ: Metaphysics 101


Dear Sirs,

I know it please you to dabble into metaphysics with me, but Im afraid that it is YOU who are mistaken. For, you see, I am a SOLIPSIST, and thus you exist only in my mind. Thus, whatever truths I force upon you are true, because you're only figments of my imagination.

Check and MATE!


Best regards,


Yours Truly.


His Most Excellently Exalted and August Majesty, Emp. Marcus Darunius VII

"Empy D."

To Darunia

C/O: Me

Subject: Metaphysics and the Philosophy of Contradictional Thinking

Dear Sir or Madam,

In regards to your recent letter on metaphysics and how myself and Dark Jaguar must resign ourselves to our fate since we are simply figments of a madman's fevered imagination, I feel that it is my obligation to imform you that your belief of solipsism is severly flawed seeing as how YOU are merely figments of our imagination and only have this belief because we allow YOU to believe it.

Best regards,

Yours Truly.


His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of World, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV

RE: To Great Rumbler

C/O: Imperial Goron Foreign Affairs Minister

Subject: Mockery

Dear Young Mistress,

Your continued attempts to force your reality to exist have all come to develop as nothing. Furthermore, your referral to his Excellency as "...or madam" have not garnished much favor with him. Furthermore, you pass yourself off as an emperor, and even make up some phony-baloney empire.... but Emperor Darunia, in his Ten Orders, makes it clearly known that "there shalt not be any other emperors before me, for I am the one true Emperor of all the universe." That done, you, Miss GR, are in violation of Imperial Goron Law... something that we all must obey. Accept this as a warning, and may I suggest you do not fully incur the awesome and excellent wrath of His Majesty.

Best wishes,

Love,

---The Imperial Goron Foreign Affairs Minister

RE: That guy

C/O: Me, again, and some high-ranking ambassadors.

Subject: The arrogance of the Goron Empire

Dear young child or fat baby [your choice],

We regret to inform you that we cannot comply with your so-called "law" stating that there shall be no other emperors other than yourself as this rule, being from an the kingdom of Hyrule which resides in some imaginary plane, simply wouldn't not apply to us. Furthermore as a sovereign empire, consisting of over 500,000 systems across 583 million light-years and approximately 12 quadrillion people of almost 12,000 different and distinct races and with an Imperial Navy rivaling that of the Great Cosmic Order of the Void, we do not feel that your threats are adequate to grant more attention to your empire than to craft a few small letters that express our views on the matter. Let it also be known that you, your so-called "majesty", that we view you as humorous in some small way and so we will not at this time vaporize utterly you, your empire and your subjects, as would be the case otherwise in light of such arrogance to our obvious superiority empire.

To your continued health,

--His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Worlds, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV and 500,000 delegates from the worlds of our glorious empire.

P.S. Zartanarick Haldermoph of Jalapta IV wish to express, in his own words, that you are nothing more than a "back-water empire full of inbred boulders" and that you can "eat zragtha" for all he cares. His words, not ours, I assure you.

Ya know, empires come and go, but DICTATORSHIPS are where it's at!

Look at the proud and decedant people of Maggotonia. The standard traffic report generally includes mention of the incredible ingenuity of the people at large. For example, a clever soul there recently discovered that if you spray a parked police car with automatic gun fire as you speed by, there's at least a 50% chance they won't chase after you.

You know, I did not know that.

RE: Dearly departed

C/O: Lt. Col. Rockmaster, Goron Imperial Armed Forces, Murder Division

Subject: Comeuppance will been served

Dear soon-to-be-pushing-up-daisies,

Hey, whats up? n2m here---but enough small chat. Anyways, we've marked you for death, and at this very moment, 50 Goron assassins are watching your every move from the motel across the street. While your time has come, and you must be liquidated by order of His Excellency, we Gorons are a fair people, and are not without a heart. Accept this letter as a 1-hour warning: in one hour, you will be dead (and in a very painful way, but I don't want to give away the surprise ending!)... this next hour is a generous gift from His Excellency to you. Be thankful, scum! Please utilise this one hour well, putting your final affairs in order. You might make a final will and testament, but it will hardly matter, as we're to confiscate all your worldy possessions afterwards.

See ya real soon,

Most anxiously yours,

--Lt. Col. Rockman, Goron Imperial Armed Forces, Murder Division

RE: You [again]

C/O: Still me

Subject: Your recent ravings

To Whom it May Concern,

We feel that to futher listen to your continued crazed ramblings would serve no futher purpose and so we will no longer reply to you increasingly delusional corespondence. You can expect no futher letter for us as that would take valuable time away from the ten seconds we set aside everyday to observe paint dry on the far wall of our private chambers.

Probably won't see you again anytime soon,

Most un-anxiously yours,

--His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Worlds, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV

P.S. Replying to this letter will be a futile gesture and a complete waste of your, I assume, not particularly valuable time.

Dear Sonic,

You are cool!

From,
Billy, Age 8

~something I remember seeing in one of the Archie Sonic comics years ago

BAM! Thread resurrection! Brave limit break! HP attack!

RE: You [again]

C/O: His Most Tyrranical Majesty

Subject: Raising the Dead

To Whom it May Concern,

While we are rejoiced that you have taken up an interest in Ancient Goron-American Studies, it is with a modest degree of reluctance that we must remind you that resurrecting extinct Goron threads does come with a mandatory fee of 65,000 rupees ($12,000 USD.) This is due to be paid, in full, to the Office of the Imperial High Exchequer, Goron City, Hyrule, PO Box 92827.

Yours,

--His Most Excellently Dazzling and Awesome Majesty of all Creation, Darunia, Roi des Gorons et Sage de Feu


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