Babbabuey Babbabuey Howard Sterns Penis Babbabuey Babbabuey!
*Is dragged off by Federal Agents*
I just have one thing to say: Biddybiddybiddy!
Witmire pudding shamp and a rubby nicker! wot wot.
Does no one here watch Family Guy?
*Peter and Brian jump a ramp in their car ala The Dukes of Hazzard*
Peter: Let's do that again! Except next time Meg can be Boss Hog and and Chris can be Anus.
Brian: Enus.
Peter: What did I say?
Brian: Anus.
Peter: HAHAHAHA!!
Geia just fucked Uranus!
gave birth to Cranus!
Quagmire: I bet you're not brave enough to laugh in the face of Death!
Peter: Oh yeah? Watch! *points at Death and laugh*
Death: Yeah, thanks, as if I didn't already have a hard enough time fitting in!
Peter: Hey, watch the ticker, I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
I could watch that show all day.
Anyone who can't is ugly and likely smells like poop!
"I love you, Meg, but I also love Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first."
Arrested Development is funnier. Yeah you heard me, and whoever disagrees with me is an ABF!!
They're both equally funny. And I'll just leave it at that.
*Peter is in an outhouse* *A bird knocks over the outhouse*
Peter: Oh God! It's everywhere!! It's even in my raccoon wounds!!
Battlestar Galactica (the old one) is a great show... :)
Great Rumbler Wrote:They're both equally funny. And I'll just leave it at that.
*Peter is in an outhouse* *A bird knocks over the outhouse*
Peter: Oh God! It's everywhere!! It's even in my raccoon wounds!!
No, AD is funnier. :p
OB1, I believe your obsession with AD is bordering on completely, out-of-your-mind insane. Not that AD isn't an awesome series, but you talk about it ALL THE TIME!! And when people talk about good shows you bring up AD and then say how AD is 100X better than all other shows!! It's possible for other shows to be as good as AD, OB1! You just can't see that anymore because you've been blinded by MAGIC!!
*shoots a hundred pennies out his sleeves while awesome music plays*
Is this enough or a reference for you?
*smoke poofs and doves fly out of his shirt*
*steps out of OB1's shirt with a joint*
Fuck, anyone see where my doves went??
*throws dove into the ocean, dove promptly washes up onto shore*
OB1 Wrote:*throws dove into the ocean, dove promptly washes up onto shore*
*inserts a swordfish into OB1's anus, then spreads peanut butter with bird seed onto the bloody, expanded orafice to feed his doves*
Quote:*smoke poofs and doves fly out of his shirt
Alright! That's it! I'm putting you down in my "Annoying Person" list! *touches pencil to his tongue as he prepares to write* Hmm....*touches pencil to his tongue again* Hey! This is pretty good!
*drives away on his segway*
*pisses on Bo Jackson's grave*
*GASP!!!*
YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!!!
...
wait he's not dead
Hahahahahaha, poor OB1 hasn't gotten the news yet. :D
Don't you dare joke about that!!
Dude, google it. It's everywhere. How can you NOT have heard about this?!
*checks google*
You are a damn liar!
Didn't believe it for a second. Especially considering the fact that Bo Jackson is a HIGHLANDER. Pfft.
Double-u tee eff is a highlander??
.... You... you don't know what a
Highlander is?? Are you
serious??
THEY'RE ONLY THE GREATEST IMMORTALS WHO NEVER
LIVED!
![[Image: highlander.gif]](http://www.het.brown.edu/~nastase/highlander.gif)
Uhh... no... Zeus is the greatest immortal never to live. So nyah.
...
You've seriously never heard of Highlander before?
I've heard of it, but I haven't watched it. It looks lame.
Well... it is, but most kids loved it. I certainly did.
...maybe because you were a LAME kid! You ever consider that?
GR: The Highlander is a documentary, SJ, and the events happened in real-time.
SJ: No it isn't!
GR: Uh...well...I am forever.
SJ: ...
GR: I'm immortal!! *jumps off a cliff*
"In the end their can be only one"!
*Chops off head and thunder erupts from the corpse*
Sacred Jellybean Wrote:...maybe because you were a LAME kid! You ever consider that?
Hey I bet
you liked all of the same lame stuff that
I did! Transformers, He-Man, TMNT, etc.