Tendo City

Huh, well that's nifty. Never knew that. Well that's all I really wanted to exclaim.

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Alright, bye.

:luigiwin: Oh, and this is a cool smiley.
:gay: HAHAHA! And this is quite funny...damn faggots!

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Thats been pretty common knowledge (common assumption?) for a while now.

You gotta be homophobic in every post you make, don't you?

Well I haven't been here for awhile. I must've not been here, when she came out of the closest, and said, "I've been a girl this whole time."

That's cause she never did, we're just assuming based on some stuff that came up, that I dont' really remember at the moment. But either way, it doesn't matter

Oh ok, well I guess then you guys have just known for a while. Heck maybe even I knew, but forgot.

It was actually I who found out, using my clever investigatorial skills I uncovered DJ's secret website of old which contained many hidden secrets!! It was something like that anyway. And it was about a year ago.

Oh cool, what's the link? I like looking at personal sites.

I don't remember anymore.

Yeah GR found it out a long time ago.

I think I have it bookmarked somewhere...

But I have a lot of bookmarks.

Found the link. Site is gone.

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Pagoda/5558/geobook.html

For some reason I made a copy of it a while back though...

Nice!

Yeah, that's the site.

Karen Pratt.

Everybody, go to Oklahoma and look up Karen Pratt. There are only a few people in Oklahoma not named Gus or Billy-Bob, so it shouldn't be tough to find her. :D

I saved it because I knew that eventually Geocities would delete inactive sites and I wanted to not lose access to the evidence... :)

Good thinking.

Investigatorialness!!

Ah, evidence. evidence for what?

Oh and that zip download only gave me the guest book, and some of her images.

The evidence is in the guestbook. Der.

Right. And the guestbook is the only part of the website any of us ever saw.

How come nobody looked at the main page?

I dunno, but it's funny how much of an idiot DJ's sister is.

Kristine Pratt - 03/23/99 16:24:05
My Email:kristinepratt@hotmail.com
Favorite Anime: I dont know what your talking about!

Favorite Manga: I dont know what your talking about !!!!!!!I'm a dork!

Favorite Video Game: crash bandicoot on playstation

Favorite J-Pop: Idont know what your talking about, Karen!

Hey Karen! this is your sister!I,m at Jim's work and I thought I would look at your webpage!!Pretty neat even though I'm not into this kinda stuff!Well I got to go now!See ya later B-Bye!!

She sounds really cute though. Now what we need to do is get DJ to post a picture of herself. I think we've all posted pictures of ourselves except for DJ... and Smoke... and Demon... and Whitefleck, and Left Sock and Jomarkiller and Pikachu159 and LINE and TheSandman and MgL and Ninconvert FUCK!!!! WHERE DID THEY GO!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT ALL! I MISS ALL MY UNDER 18 FRIENDS!!!!!!!!! EVEN N-MAN, FUCKING N-MAN WITH HIS FRENCHIE SARDINIA AND HIS ASIAN CATHOLIC FRIENDS DOESN'T POST ANYMORE!!!! IT SUCKS!!!!! TENDO CITY IS DYING!!!!!! I NEED A WWWWWAAAHHHBULENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

OB1 and ABF haven't posted pics of themselves either.

lazyfatbum Wrote:TheSandman

That guy was an asshole.

wtf and he owes me money too.

whitefleck had posted a pic before, b/c i remember commented "Scotts got curls" to him .... b/c that's his MSN name

oh and i found out that he has a pic of his MSN profile too.

i'll make a "post a pic of you" thread

TheSandman was just one name of someone who had a whole bunch of names... what was the one he used most... ah... I can't remember... but yes, it is sad that we've lost so many people with so few replacements and eventually if that continues TC will die. But for now at least it's stable, if not fully healthy...

OB1 said he wouldn't post his pic until DJ and/or I did (not sure which). And I don't want to and DJ has some kinds of issues with such things. :)

I'll post my picture on my 22nd birthday if ABF and DJ haven't done so by then. But then you babies better mature up (yeah that's right, I said mature up!) and post your damn pictures!

I might post something someday, but not immenently. :)

Are you ugly or something?

No. He's still learning how to smile.

So, did Dark Jaguar pretend to be a guy because she figured it would be hard for a girl to be taken seriously in a video game community? That's kinda what Bubsy did. (Yes, Bubsy was actually a girl, but since she doesn't post here anymore, I doubt she cares that I'm revealing her true gender.) By the way, I'm dating her now... yup. Lumashi is happy being single and I'm happy with my new girlfriend, so... I guess all's well that ends well, eh?

...now then... Dark Jaguar is a girl, you say? *holds up a banana* Can you stick this all the way up your--pffffft! I can't do it! I can't say that to her!

OMG! Sailor Moon! LOL! Proof enough!

Ryan Wrote:No. He's still learning how to smile.

You know what? You're probably right.

Well if you view the post bottom too top and pay special attention to Kristy and what she says it becomes clear.

Brian was always a sad little boy. All the other children picked on him and he never smiled now matter how much his teachers tried to reasure him. He never smiled at all and that only caused the other children to tease him more. Then one day he was never heard from again and the other children were sad about what they had done to him and they learned a valuable lesson. Brian was last seen over 12 years ago on the outskirts of a rural New Mexico town, heading south. He was has not been heard from or seen since then.

That's because he hates the outdoors.

This just in.

Brian hasn't been seen or heard in 12 years, but in "Girls Gone Wild Vol.33: Tex-Mex-Sex" (1994), he can be clearly seen behind the latino 'lip-ink' lesbians next to the midget slingshot in the dine-in/carry-out fajita restaurant scene. That restaurant was under investigation since 1987 for using cockroach eggs as a salsa and sending it nationwide via online ordering which lead to the 'Great Roach Egg Poisoning of 97' in which dozens of celebrities were crossed out, or even sickened. George Farking of the FBI has headed the investigation since its inception and was the one responsible for uncovering Brian in the tape.

Chris Farking gave this statement to the press regarding Brian's appearance in the tape in August of 1995;

"I dont know where he is now and I think he's the one who made the cockroach egg salsa. I reccomend that the entire nation put their blame on Brian for anything that is causing them stress in their lives. This is big time, ladies. Big time."

"You have to learn how to control your nation's expectations.", added Chris, who was then gunned down by Iraqi children during a transvestite parade through central Afganistan.

Harry Knowles, from aintitcool news, advertized the video on his site on June 2001, giving it 3 stars and a handjob. But it was later reported by Celebrity Justice in 2003 that Harry Knowles is Brian's ex-husband and is current senior VP in charge of Fox marketing. A sting back in 1998 caught Harry Knowles and Michael Moore (writer/director/producer "Bowling for Columbine" and "Farenheight 9/11") planning a detailed nationwide car-hijacking scheme to boost Honda Accord door mechanism sales in hopes of raising their stock value to generate a parachute fund for their ultimate plan of blowing up the Fox Broadcasting Headquarters, by ramming a Golf cart filled with knives in to the building on September 11th 2005.

"...The 5 in the date was for how many years Fox took away from my life that I cant ever get back", said Moore. Knowles refused to comment but gave a harsh speech that incuded anti-Christian morale and condeming Alien Ressurection.

Fox had no comment, Harry Knowles was quoted as saying "pbpbpbp." and is currently bartering his website in the hopes of getting to be an extra in the sequel to last year's summer blockbuster "Aliens Vs. Predator" and Michael Moore was last seen investigating the FDA and FTC in the United States. "So I was a little off with the 9/11 thing but hey, i'm overweight.", Moore said in an interview on the Oprah Winfrey Show last week.

Brian is still at large, wanted in 4 states as 'The Executive Stalker' aka Brian Bubkapenis Von Rubbermaid, sole aire to the Rubbermaid franchise and legal guardian of Daniel, a message board lurker and troll who goes by the handle of OB1.

This is lazyfatbum reporting live from your anus.

Pfft, if I'm a troll then you're a... a king troll, or something. Emperor troll. Like a really big one. Since you know, all you ever do is say penis and stuff and try to make people mad.

That's classic, lazy. :D

Lazy is a good writer. :)

And so am I!

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Lazy is a beautiful writer.

Anyway yeah show your pics, guys. I'll show mine. I love showing mine. PPl from the MSN convo yesterday know what I mean...yes, perfection.

With very elegant hips.

No, lazy is a beautiful writer. That was timeless.
Anyway, yeah show your pictures everyone. I love showing my picture. You guys from that MSN convo know what I mean, lol.

Another thing, ya notice DJ hasn't posted in here yet? Maybe he/she is afraid to b/c it might become apparent which gender he/she is.

weird i coulda sworn my post failed to post.

Well elegant hips, but that can be a good thing in cases. And I'm one of those caes. and either way, THEY USED to be elegant.
Actually no, I never called my hips elegant, i was saying I was in general.

Man!!! Fuck you all! Leave me alone! :(

Quote:Another thing, ya notice DJ hasn't posted in here yet? Maybe he/she is afraid to b/c it might become apparent which gender he/she is.

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

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Cock!

Nick has a nice, hourglass figure that's better than most supermodels'.

:D

And mad triceps, too, nigga!

DJ is definitely a girl. When we were talking about Monica Bellucci a while back she said that she didn't know who she was, or remembered her from Matrix Reloaded.

I'm sorry but you are not a straight man if you do not remember this woman:



Well, I guess DJ could be gay then... but then we have that website evidence.