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...how many pigs could you fit in a phonebooth on a tuesday in your underwear?
Same as any other day. Are these shape shifting pigs by any chance? Because that can make a difference.
I wish I had the superpower that would enable me to make ABF and DJ admit when they're wrong. Which is like, always.
My superpower would be the power to have more powers, which would be:

1.) omniscience.
2.) power to fly (no, not on an airplane dumbass)
3.) immortality.
Quote:...how many pigs could you fit in a phonebooth on a tuesday in your underwear?

55
GR wins here is your prize. *Gives GR a box of martian dirt*
Whee!! *eats Martian dirt* It tastes like rainbows!
....Wait was that from something?

I want one super power, only the one... Infinite overwhelming golden power.
I want the power to make time go by faster. That way, work won't seem so bad. But then I want time to go back to its normal pace when I'm off. Then, in the moments before work, I can slow time down.

Oh, and the power to control the weather would be nice.
A superpower...

I saw a skinemax tits and ass movie once where a guy was probed by aliens and recieved the power to make women have orgasms by looking at them.

That would kick ass.
Great Rumbler Wrote:Whee!! *eats Martian dirt* It tastes like rainbows!
Its the LSD!
Quote:Its the LSD!

Woo! *begins talking to giant bugs and typewriters*
Dark Jaguar Wrote:....Wait was that from something?

Sounds like an Aqua Teen-ism to me, but I'm not sure. I don't watch the show very often.
Why have superpowers when it's so easy to just put your brain in a robot body! If you're okay with the height limit, it's a pretty sweet deal.
Quote:Sounds like an Aqua Teen-ism to me, but I'm not sure. I don't watch the show very often.

Actually, in its current form it isn't from anything. But there was an episode of Family Guy where they had a doll, Baby Smokes-Alot, that smoked and said "Tastes like happy", or something similar. Just so you know.
lazyfatbum Wrote:A superpower...

I saw a skinemax tits and ass movie once where a guy was probed by aliens and recieved the power to make women have orgasms by looking at them.

That would kick ass.

LolRoflLol

Hmm I like Darunia's idea best; the power to have powers. But mine would be to fly, to know everything, grow money on my tree, hmmm, and omniscience and immortality would be cool too.