I'm posting from Jupiter with my pal ASowiuerowejlskjdflksSDAlkjdfliweirlskjdfs. He's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him. And he has 139.000004?$!!! legs.
I am posting from inside King Kongs rectum!
That's just nasty.
Quote:You lie!
Alright, he really only has 138.00005928!!$@%!!!1 legs.
I refuse to vote. Does this mean that Puff Daddy is going to kill me now?
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*votes for "Home"*
I am most definitely posting from OB1's ass. We just got broadband capability in here.
King Kong just inserted a broadband cable into his ass .
Ryan Wrote:I am most definitely posting from OB1's ass. We just got broadband capability in here.
Man, and I thought that was just a hemorrhoid.
Nope. It is me, in the warm, humid confines of your rectum, downloading more porn than I could enjoy in ten lifetimes.
alien space marine Wrote:King Kong just inserted a broadband cable into his ass .
Among other things...
It wasn't a pretty sight, believe me.
I have a pet rabbit, so my room smells like ass. Does that count?
wtf Minka's rabbit doesn't smell like ass! You are ASS, Geno! Lying ASS! Stop being an ASS, ASS!
btw does your rabbit hump a ball every 15 seconds? I swear, if I had the stamina of a rabbit I could impregnate Earth. Minus the males... probably. Well, yeah. Most likely, or less likely... whatever. Stupid text based conditioning on human thought recognition, I cant inflect properly! I feel like a one legged man in a wet t-shirt contest comma space and it's not like I dont have a hard enough time with an already subtle grasp of human speech period space it's just annoying exclamation point
I couldn't understand half of what he was saying. Can anyone here act as a translator?
Arthur: I can speak Pig Latin.
Geno: Regarding my rabbit smelling like ass, I cleaned his cage this morning. Tomorrow, I'm going to take him to PetsMart to see Santa. Hurrah!
I had a hamster once and he stank all the time. Now he's dead. :(
I bet your pet rock killed him.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I have two hamsters, but not the same two I had in 2002. One of them killed the other one and ate part of her. I burried what was left of that hamster and got a new one in 2003. That one escaped from her cage and was killed by my cat, who surprisingly didn't eat her, so I burried her and got a new one for my birthday. So yeah, that one of my originals who ate her sister and the replacement one for the replacement one for the one that got eaten are my two current hamsters.
Great Rumbler Wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!!!111!!!1
Well guess what, Mr. Pet Rock? You already got a burial at sea, so HA!
Rocks can breathe underwater though...
Which is why they can breathe underwater!
Only if they're SPACE rocks! And this one wasn't a space rock, it was just an ordinary grey rock...with little eyes that I drew on it.
Well then it can't drown either, EINSTEIN!!!
Well...it's still at the bottom of the pond!
How do YOU know???!!! DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA SITTING NEXT TO IT, SENDING YOU 24/7 LIVE-FEED TO YOUR TV??!!!!
haha, i just typed something very similar to that in another thread. crazy.
I am posting mid air now!
King Kong just had a backdraft!
Say, you smell an awful lot like flowers!