I would welcome my new Zombie masters!
I, for one, welcome our new Zombie masters.
Well, they wouldn't be our masters, so much as the things that will eat us and then we die.
Question, are these brain eating zombies, or are they the less picky flesh eating zombies that'll pretty much just eat whatever?
I bet they hunger for spleens. If I was a zombie, that's what I'd hunger for. High in protein, or so I hear.
I'd make millions selling bottled brains.
What? We idiot humans buy bottled WATER so why wouldn't zombies buy bottled BRAINS?
Besides, with my secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, I'd remove the threat to the rest of the earths population, because no zombie would want to go back to plain!
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Anybody want to donate some brains to my cause? You'd be helping save the world!
Wow... good question. Luckily, my father is a Republican, and being such he has a cabinet full of rifles, pistols and shotguns in the basement. Man, that'd be awesome... I could just go around town, shooting people! Dude, I WISH that zombies attacked tomorrow!
We're gonna save the world...with GUNS!!
I go with Darunia's idea. Violence solves EVERYTHING.
Of course it does! *spanks children, shoots criminals, beats up bullies, ect.*