...does anyone wanna go to war with me...? I'm bored, and I haven't been to war with any of ya in so long... and my militar is decadating before my eyes. I can't have that---so, war-to-the-death, anyone? C'mon, please...
Yeah sure...
*Darunia blows up, and anything he says after this post is an illusion*
Quote:...does anyone wanna go to war with me...? I'm bored, and I haven't been to war with any of ya in so long... and my militar is decadating before my eyes. I can't have that---so, war-to-the-death, anyone? C'mon, please...
You need help, man. Really, I'm not just saying that because I know it'll make you mad and declare war on me.
Sorry, but nobody wants to declare on you. Something about nuclear weapons...or maybe it was nuclear clowns? Rubber pants?
Maybe it was rubber clowns with nuclear pants!
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*8th Goron Nuclear Pants-Clown Regiment marches to Tendo City and demands a tribute of three shrubberies. If their demands are not met, they threaten, they'll set of their pants. The fallout would be catastrophic; such a blast would be so great, that it'd alter the Earth's orbit around the sun, forever ending all life on this planet*
Dude, you're already dead, remember? An illusion now!
If they blew up their pants, wouldn't that kill you as well?
W-well... well, you see... the thing about the... pants blowing up... it's that...
*Darunia talks his way into a corner, and surrenders to Tendo City*
*Goron war machine packs up its suitcases full of nuclear pants, and goes home*
*In the Treaty of November 16th, 2004, the Gorons cede three urban Wisconsin Pizza Hut franchises to Tendo City, as well as a 12-pack of Wilwaukee's Best-brand beer. In compensation, Tendo City signs as pact with Darunia, promising to him that all Tendites will officially hate the New York Yankees as much as he does*
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