I am promising you guys this: If I--no, when I become a professional game designer, I promise that I will do whatever I can to get permission from Bo Jackson to make an awesome game about him! Mark my words, you will live to see the day when Bo Jackson rules the video game kingdom! I already have a bunch of Bojacksome game ideas.
You could make a game about Bo Jackson where he plays baseball and football and is really awesome at it!
Yeah, I want to make a game where he's so awesome that he kicks the ball in baseball and hits it with a bat in football, and each time he hits the ball in either sport it bursts into flames and destroys the moon! It's gonna be so bojacksome!!
It sounds like a pretty short game.
Unless you'll give us additional moons to destroy..
It's not limited to just moons, you can destroy entire galaxies.
Okay, okay! I've got IT!! In the game you play as Bo Jackson and he uses his mighty baseball and football skills to DESTROY the other sports! Like you can kick a football and destroy soccer! Or hockey! But then the Earth gets attacked by The Empire and Bo has to hit a baseball straight down the exhaust port of the Death Star to save humanity! And then he plays against the stormtrooper team with Darth Vader as the shortstop, Emperor Palpatine as the pitcher, and Count Dooku as the catcher! And if you win Bo goes into space to fight JUPITER!! IN FOOTBALL!!! Jupiter uses it's gaseous atmosphere to obscure the field and attacks Bo with it's might storms!! Of course Bo wins because he's so awesome and he knocks Jupiter out of the sky with a baseball bat made out of 500 TRILLION suns!! And then Bo returns to Earth where he becomes the King of the Entire Universe and the USA!! After that it returns to the main screen and unlocks a bonus feature where you get to go back and PLAY THE ENTIRE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN AS BO JACKSON!!!!
That sounds awesome! --but I don't think I'd be able to get rights to a Bo Jackson and Star Wars game.
Go for it, Daniel! Go for the gold!!
30 years from now, I'm going to drop by wherever it is you're making games, and slap down a prinout of this thread on your desk.
Then you'll promptly call security.
Do it 20 years from now! Seriously, I hope you remember this!
But what if the earth is destroyed by a giant meteor before then?!
Well then I guess it won't matter!
A grand total of <font size=5><font color=blue><u>2</u></font></font> people at these forums care about a Bo Jackson game. And you're one of them.
You self-serving jerk-off! :p
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You don't care about a Bo Jackson game?
Does it <i>look</i> like I care about a Bo Jackson game?
*notices his closet door is open a crack, with the fingers of his life-sized Bo Jackson doll idly sticking out*
*quickly closes door with his foot*
Most certainly not!
Anyone who doesn't care about a Bo Jackson game doesn't deserve to live!!
Great post, I'm glad you're above the rest of us who only make "stupid humor posts"!
Yeah, that's what's going to happen to people that don't buy the Bo Jackson game. It'll be just like Scanners, except there's not going to be any aliens.
You said people who don't like Bo Jackson should die, so... :)
What are you talking about?
ABF, of course. I have no idea what he's talking about, people deserving to die if they don't want a Bo Jackson game? Haha, I never said that.
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Now tie him up, OB1! We don't want other people to hear him saying that or they might get "ideas".
