Since most of the good gamesites are blocked at my work... I have to post this news from
Spong:
Quote:Not content with today’s Sony-centric blanket online coverage, Nintendo has cleared its throat in front of Famitsu, to announce a brand new DS title. Joining other cast members from Mario’s extended family (Wario, Luigi etc), Princess Peach is the latest character to get her own touch-screen enabled outing. Alas details are pretty scant on the ground at the moment, without even an indication of when it’s due for release.
What we do know, however, is that Super Princess Peach will be a 2D scrolling action game (featuring Princess Peach). She will also be armed with an umbrella with which to attack oncoming enemies. Putting two and two together, we can comfortably suggest that the player will use the stylus to swipe, stab and control the umbrella.
More DS news will surely follow.
Sounds pretty cool to me!
Haha, I noticed that DJ was viewing this thread.
I love being invisible to her. Makes things so wonderfully confusing, I'd imagine.
Yes, a thread with no posts? :)
Anyway, it could be good. Though it's kind of strange, given that aren't they also making New Mario Bros, another similar title at least in theory?
As long as it's good who cares.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Seriously, though, Nintendo's the king of side-scrollers so this should be a pretty good game.
Pfft. Name ONE good side-scroller Nintendo has made ;)!
Uh...Bionic Commander!
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Dang! That was Konami!
There must be SOMEthing!!
Looks pretty awesome, eh? I hope it controls like Mario 2.
It looks like Mario 2! Awesome, Mario 2 was a great game...
I got Earthbound for $2 at a pawn shop.
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Well, I did!
Y.... you WHAAAAT? I need to go to more pawn shops than game specific shops! At least then I know the people working there have NO concept of the worth of any of the SNES games they get :D. Seriously, I need to do that, because... I don't actually HAVE Earthbound... I only rented it long ago, and the memory sticks with me like the scent of a scratch n sniff card... Wait, that's a horrible analogy...
Poor DJ, missing all of OB1's screenshots in a bunch of threads today...
I wish we could see what the bottom screen is used for.
You're right, that would probably be the top, wouldn't it? Though it COULD be the bottom, I can't be sure... but yeah, probably on top because having action and hand over action drawing on screen doesn't work that well. :)
Oh, is he posting screen shots from this game or something? No biggy, I've seen enough to get a feeling for the game. Looks interesting, like Super Mario Bros. 2 (as you said) only, with just one character... The art style reminds me of Mario & Luigi.
Meh? It doesn't look anything like M&L. The character designs are classic Mario 2-style, and the environments look like richer, more textured versions of Mario 2 (all-stars version).
Yeah, it's classic Mario, not M&L artwork, definitely. With a style clearly copied from Mario 2...
I see that even though the DS does N64-level 3d it is getting a good number of 2d games from Nintendo at least -- this, the Kirby game, the Yoshi game... interesting. I was kind of expecting a big dropoff (not complete, given Nintendo, but large) in such things, even from Nintendo... nice to see it's not happening yet.
Quote:Y.... you WHAAAAT? I need to go to more pawn shops than game specific shops! At least then I know the people working there have NO concept of the worth of any of the SNES games they get . Seriously, I need to do that, because... I don't actually HAVE Earthbound... I only rented it long ago, and the memory sticks with me like the scent of a scratch n sniff card... Wait, that's a horrible analogy...
Game-specific shops rarely get old games that are rare, but when they do they charge a lot. Pawn shops on the other hand sell all old games for about the same price regardless of rarity. They'd sell Panzer Dragoon Saga for like $10 or less if someone ever sold them a copy.
i wish i could get panzer dragoon saga for $10 or less.
and i also wish they'd make a princess peach pron game where the whole goal is to coerce her into hardcore hentai tentacle sex with you.
man, that'd be a dream come true.
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who wanted Peach tentacle sex.
Share your collection with me. I've got some pictures I think you'd like to see.
Quote:and i also wish they'd make a princess peach pron game where the whole goal is to coerce her into hardcore hentai tentacle sex with you.
So you are actually a tentacle monster?
That's what I was wondering too. Do you play the game as like an octoroc or something? Or do you play as a mutated Link who is suffering from the adverse effects of using the Triforce too many times, because I here that junk can really mess you up.
ummmmmm...sure, you can be the tentacle monster, if you want.
i'd say you could pick one of several body types at the beginning of the game and that would determine the type of sex you could have with her, though it would all be really raunchy and involve bondage cuz that stuff is the shizzy.
and once you've had you're way with peach you'd think the game would be over...but that's just the beginning. then you could move onto level 2, which would star Daisy, then you could move on to other nintendo characters like Impa, Saria, Ruto, Birdo, Zelda, Samus, and so on.
you should also be able to level up based on your...performance. and you should be able to evolve new appendages and whatnot and learn new skills.
man, i should work for nintendo
So...it's like Super Smash Brothers except it has tentacle sex?
Sounds... different...
And exactly like something Nintendo would make!
Better be careful, guys! They might read these message boards and steal your ideas!
Yeah, hide your ideas carefully! Telling them in public... Nintendo might hear! And as GR says, you know what comes next... lawsuits that you say that you had the idea first and they stole it!
Well you know, the DS does lend itself to games like that! I'm pretty sure Yamauchi had hardcore Peach tentacle sex in mind when he supposedly came up with the idea for the DS.
In fact, I bet he already had Miyamoto make that particular game just for him.
Yamauchi: Come on, Shigeru... it's just one small favor for me.
Miyamoto: *trembling and crying into his Yoshi doll* B-b-but... Peach... doesn't do that... *loses his innocence*
Yamauchi: ...
Miyamoto: ...
Yamauchi: *over-turns the table*
... heh, that's good GR... a reference to that 'overturning the table' thing. :)
That's actually what Japanese of the older generation did when they were angry.
Yeah, when you mentioned it I remembered the reference (and was impressed you had thought of it here)...
Yes, well done, Johnny my man.
*claps*
I've seen that in a number of animes too.
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*over-turns the table*
*gets hit in the fact by overturned table*
Ouch!
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*sees that he wrote fact instead of face*
*doesn't do anything about it*
What the hell? What's with the 2nd screen? :/ I guess we'll have to wait for more details...
Ah, well you see, that's the super innovative orgasm reaction screen, where Peach will make faces depending on how well you pleasure her.
I'm not making this up, folks!
THEY STOLE OUR IDEA!!@!1@
Yeah, what are they thinking stealing ideas from TC forum members??
i knew it was a porno game
that's cool