Lovely, an idiot's conspiracy site. Unless this is Nintendo's latest ad for Metroid Prime 2, well, thanks for the crazy person.
http://www.badastronomy.com/
it would be a terrible conspiracy site...and so i'm like 99% sure it's for metroid prime 2. especially since when you click on those oakley glasses things...the next page after it is for the DS.
it's metroid
I didn't search too far into the site, only looking at the headings pretty much, and it all seemed pretty much standard issue conspiracy. Terrible conspiracy site is an oxymoron, and they really did do a good job of basically pretending to be one. You know, with things like "My college professor ignored my appearence and so should you!" and standard things like that. Seriously, it looks EXACTLY LIKE a normal conspiracy site.
Upon further examination though, IE, clicking on a few of the pics, yes, it HAS to be Metroid. They may be blurry (and don't fool yourself, a computer CANNOT, EVER, add detail to sharpen unreadable text into readable text, because that data doesn't exist in the image to be "enhanced", image enhancement is hollywood fiction), but there's enough there to clearly make out it's some sort of space pirate in one and one of those evil shadow beings (you know, the Heartless :D) in the other.
You didn't think it was odd that lazy posted a thread titled "Nintendo is my God" in the Nintendo section of the site, and that perhaps he was actually being on-topic?
I heard Miyamoto was an alien!
Heh, that's the same kind of thing as they did with Perfect Dark.
Yes, yes it is.
I wonder though, why is lazy proud of this? These "advertisements" won't affect anyone. Honestly, if not for lazy, they would have come and went without my notice at all.
It's something to get people talking. They make a website. Someone like lazy sees the website. Someone like lazy posts the website on a forum. People at the forum talk about it.
Simple.
Has anyone in this thread been convinced to buy this game because of this? Has anyone in this thread not already decided to get this game?
The answers to these questions.... are depressing.
It sorta reminds me of the "ilovebees" Halo 2 ad campaign, only the ilovebees thing was VERY different. Hmmm... does that make any sense?
Blah.
I said this like 5 years ago and I quote:
"This (Perfect Dark) type of advertizing MUST catch on. I want to see more serious ad campaigns like this when the content of the game is trying to reach a mass market with a product that is not unlike a blockbuster movie in it's own right. This wouldn't work with anything other than horror and sci-fi type games that are trying to reach a broad audience."
and MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TECHNO TEXT DANCE MIX STARWARS REVOLUTION OF THE FATES!!!!!!!! I LOVES ME THAT TECHNO
EPISODE 333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SET YO WINAMP TO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AANikIN DarK: yo its like this im all "i will serve you and shit" and emperor listerine or whatever is all "COCK SUCKER I USE THE DARK FORCE" so i be workin this bitch with that dark slide CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where my bitch!? Need to break off a piece before me and B go kill Dookie!
qUi GONE GIN&TONIC: I BE ALL DEAD AND SHIT BUT I STILL LEARN YO ASS A THING OR THREE SEE PEE O YA'LL BE FIGHTIN ON THAT WOOKIE PLANET KASHYYYK WHY 3!? YS NOT MOTHER FUCKER! THE QUEEN MUST SURVIVE AND GIVE BIRTH OR ELSE THEY DONT EXIST IN EPISODES 4 5 AND 6!
oBeeONE CanBLoWME: I BREAK YOUR SHIT CUZ I OWN YOU, ANNI! freak on; relevence on the topic of funk. A planet with volcanos, a singular climate for the globe as a whole. I'll drink to dat. See this now -- AniCAN be losin his arms and his legs to my saber and EMPY done ressurect him like a savior... shit, yo. That's why they changed episode 4 WORD! yeah, yeah, yeah. Break THIS! ahhhhhhh
Amidala bun-hair lookin like princess lay-ya
her clones be pimpin cuz you know you cant play them
shit... Naboo on the brink before the emperor done
Jar-Jar aint got no har-har so george kill him off, son
KNOCK ON MY WOOD, NIGGA
WOOKIE WOOKIE GETTIN NOOKIE OFF THAT KASHYYYK BIOTCH, HAIRY AS A MOTHER FUCKER, WATCH THOSE UPPER CANINES WHEN YOU COCK-SUCKA! JABBA DA HUTT GETTIN POOTY WITH HIS PUT-PUT ANI'S KILLIN AMIDALA, FORCE CHOKE, SLUT!
Yeah... I be takin the twins to Alderaan... but that shit is whack. So I take them to Mos Eisley and sell dem fo crack.
GRAND YODA MASTA BLING: Word hmm, yes. I want sequels, prequels not, but I digress. A sentence I make, hmm. 3 foot light saber the face I smack, didn't kill Dooku but I was on crack. All tripping my homies are, afraid of Ani cuz he went to far. Decapitate the Jedi did he, now it's just OB1 and me. Will not fear him for leads to the dark side it does, guess we just start a rebellion - me and my couz. Thugs. Talking bout Tri-Wings I am, based off the Naboo cruiser they are, the first X-Wings yes, now let me get a look at Amidala's breast... DAMN, tig bitties they are! 14 years she is not; legal she is so I dip in to her bag of tricks, yes! CUM SHOT!
qUeeN AMmiDAla: No, no, no. You aint be touchin me Yoda puppet ho. Business talk:
Emperor Palpatine I emplore you to reconsider your actions before you use your emergence powers as Emperor I ask you to veto the Grande Army of the Republic and legislate it to a private party.
And then I shoot him in the rusty ass.
Aww shit, i'm pregnant with twins, looks like I commited a sin - Fucked a sith and now he's killin again.
Hah...Gonna lose my chair on the council. Got Darth Vader's pubic hairs stuck in my tonsils.Word, sombody get me a Tylenol, got morning sickness and it's Darth at fault from him and his evil penis. Gonna emplore him to reconsider his turn from the Jedi, then he's gonna force-choke me and cum in my eye. I give birth to twins and then I die! All for what!? So my daughter grows up to be Jabba's slut, my boy workin on a farm and shit for Uncle Owen... yeah, owen me some money mother fucker.
LoRDDAArtH VaaDER: heh. Fuck that.
Hi, my name is Mr. Vader. 2 thousand floors on an elevator...
Why they build the Death Star so big? So I can send green fire to the pigs. YOU DIG?
Yeah, I know, it's all comin down. Gonna make all the kiddies frown. There goes a planet, livin in sin. It's like hearing millions cry out and stop again and again.
You think the series is lacking but here I come nigga, better start packing. Robocop aint got shit on me, i'm horror reborn in THX HIGH FIDELITY. 6.1 EX surround sound listen to me breath as a drive in to town, my saber in my lap, got Palp's on my back. Give Tatooine a heart attack, fuck with my family, fuck with me, OB1 thought he killed me see? Fuck that shit, I got my armor now. 87 percent a robot but 100 percent thug. My saber's red and my voice is black, got nothin to live for except to get back.
REVENGE OF THE SITH, nigga. I kill for the love.
DJ, this forum isn't the right place to be asking that question, given how everyone is a Nintendo fan and we don't really get new people who might not be as hardcore Nintendo fans... :)
Quote:"This (Perfect Dark) type of advertizing MUST catch on. I want to see more serious ad campaigns like this when the content of the game is trying to reach a mass market with a product that is not unlike a blockbuster movie in it's own right. This wouldn't work with anything other than horror and sci-fi type games that are trying to reach a broad audience."
and MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TECHNO TEXT DANCE MIX STARWARS REVOLUTION OF THE FATES!!!!!!!! I LOVES ME THAT TECHNO
EPISODE 333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SET YO WINAMP TO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AANikIN DarK: yo its like this im all "i will serve you and shit" and emperor listerine or whatever is all "COCK SUCKER I USE THE DARK FORCE" so i be workin this bitch with that dark slide CHECK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where my bitch!? Need to break off a piece before me and B go kill Dookie!
qUi GONE GIN&TONIC: I BE ALL DEAD AND SHIT BUT I STILL LEARN YO ASS A THING OR THREE SEE PEE O YA'LL BE FIGHTIN ON THAT WOOKIE PLANET KASHYYYK WHY 3!? YS NOT MOTHER FUCKER! THE QUEEN MUST SURVIVE AND GIVE BIRTH OR ELSE THEY DONT EXIST IN EPISODES 4 5 AND 6!
oBeeONE CanBLoWME: I BREAK YOUR SHIT CUZ I OWN YOU, ANNI! freak on; relevence on the topic of funk. A planet with volcanos, a singular climate for the globe as a whole. I'll drink to dat. See this now -- AniCAN be losin his arms and his legs to my saber and EMPY done ressurect him like a savior... shit, yo. That's why they changed episode 4 WORD! yeah, yeah, yeah. Break THIS! ahhhhhhh
Amidala bun-hair lookin like princess lay-ya
her clones be pimpin cuz you know you cant play them
shit... Naboo on the brink before the emperor done
Jar-Jar aint got no har-har so george kill him off, son
KNOCK ON MY WOOD, NIGGA
WOOKIE WOOKIE GETTIN NOOKIE OFF THAT KASHYYYK BIOTCH, HAIRY AS A MOTHER FUCKER, WATCH THOSE UPPER CANINES WHEN YOU COCK-SUCKA! JABBA DA HUTT GETTIN POOTY WITH HIS PUT-PUT ANI'S KILLIN AMIDALA, FORCE CHOKE, SLUT!
Yeah... I be takin the twins to Alderaan... but that shit is whack. So I take them to Mos Eisley and sell dem fo crack.
GRAND YODA MASTA BLING: Word hmm, yes. I want sequels, prequels not, but I digress. A sentence I make, hmm. 3 foot light saber the face I smack, didn't kill Dooku but I was on crack. All tripping my homies are, afraid of Ani cuz he went to far. Decapitate the Jedi did he, now it's just OB1 and me. Will not fear him for leads to the dark side it does, guess we just start a rebellion - me and my couz. Thugs. Talking bout Tri-Wings I am, based off the Naboo cruiser they are, the first X-Wings yes, now let me get a look at Amidala's breast... DAMN, tig bitties they are! 14 years she is not; legal she is so I dip in to her bag of tricks, yes! CUM SHOT!
qUeeN AMmiDAla: No, no, no. You aint be touchin me Yoda puppet ho. Business talk:
Emperor Palpatine I emplore you to reconsider your actions before you use your emergence powers as Emperor I ask you to veto the Grande Army of the Republic and legislate it to a private party.
And then I shoot him in the rusty ass.
Aww shit, i'm pregnant with twins, looks like I commited a sin - Fucked a sith and now he's killin again.
Hah...Gonna lose my chair on the council. Got Darth Vader's pubic hairs stuck in my tonsils.Word, sombody get me a Tylenol, got morning sickness and it's Darth at fault from him and his evil penis. Gonna emplore him to reconsider his turn from the Jedi, then he's gonna force-choke me and cum in my eye. I give birth to twins and then I die! All for what!? So my daughter grows up to be Jabba's slut, my boy workin on a farm and shit for Uncle Owen... yeah, owen me some money mother fucker.
LoRDDAArtH VaaDER: heh. Fuck that.
Hi, my name is Mr. Vader. 2 thousand floors on an elevator...
Why they build the Death Star so big? So I can send green fire to the pigs. YOU DIG?
Yeah, I know, it's all comin down. Gonna make all the kiddies frown. There goes a planet, livin in sin. It's like hearing millions cry out and stop again and again.
You think the series is lacking but here I come nigga, better start packing. Robocop aint got shit on me, i'm horror reborn in THX HIGH FIDELITY. 6.1 EX surround sound listen to me breath as a drive in to town, my saber in my lap, got Palp's on my back. Give Tatooine a heart attack, fuck with my family, fuck with me, OB1 thought he killed me see? Fuck that shit, I got my armor now. 87 percent a robot but 100 percent thug. My saber's red and my voice is black, got nothin to live for except to get back.
REVENGE OF THE SITH, nigga. I kill for the love.
ilovebees? What was that?
I fake site that Microsoft made to promote Halo 2. It was site about bees that had become "infected" by some kind of A.I. that messed everything up and posted weird messages.
Most UFO sightings videos dont have homo sound effects and little shreks , It was basically computer generated shit. Truth is I knew it waisnt a real site I just couldnt figure out why it was made?
It could be Metroid ? Since the sopposed webmaster of this thing is "Samantha Sumas" isnt that a hint.
Too bad that Orbis Labs battleorb isn't real.
I'll have all of you know right now that I spent a good 10 minutes on that rap and dammit it's not bad.
*is*