Tendo City

Whoever picks the right answer(s?) gets a free something-awesome-that's-really-great... thing!

Yup.

You'll find out the correct answer once enough people have voted.

Ah! No wonder ABF can't see the right answer. It says in small print that you have to like good games in order to be able to see the correct answer.

Btw, I voted for all of those. What do I get?

Haha....


*high fives Johnny*

*high fives Daniel*

*high fives Arthur*



...


Me: Who the hell are you?

Arthur: ... what...

Johnny:

*highfives a badger* *is attacked by angry badger* Yeah...yeah let's not do this anymore.

Yeah that's probably for the best. Arthur is starting to creep me out.

Remember, everyone: a vote for :nodding: is a vote for democracy!

And for Friday nights to be pizza nights again.

Well...I voted for all of them.

But I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't have pizza...


*cries*

Quote:Well...I voted for all of them.

Isn't it just the coolest thing in the world that you can now pick all of the choices in polls??!! I love it!!

Me too!

Arthur: Me three!


Alright I'll stop!


Arthur: No you won't!!


Argh!

Snakes suck--especially yellow ones.

What about green ones with yellow stripes?

Or yellow ones with green stripes?

Yeah...

wait what?

What about ones that have coppery back and trinagular-shaped head?

...yes those too.

Let's just say that all poisonous snakes suck and call it a day.

Arthur: ....ok

*hits Geno with a halibut*

*hits GR with a trout* I haven't done that to anybody in so long.

*hits Geno with a carp*

*hits GR with a whale*

Not really a fish, but it'll suffice.

*hits Geno with a platypus*

Hahaha, those animals crack me up every time I think of 'em.

Platypi - Nature's pratical joke.

Yessiree

Man, it looks like it just put on a bad duck mask or something,

It's like a beaver with a duck's bill. It's actually kind of sad...

Yeah. I bet those guys don't get invited to all of the cool animal parties.

Those things have a duck's bill, and a beaver's tail. They have pouches like opposums, and lay frickin' eggs.

Then there's the kicker. The platypus is venemous. That's right, you heard me, it's frickin' VENEMOUS. No fangs, or stingers. It's the claws. And no, not even the FRONT claws. It's two claws on it's BACK legs, INNER leg! What manner of biology would FORM like that? The venom itself isn't even fatal. It only makes you WISH you were dead. No neural attack, or attacking heart tissue, or necrotic tissue damage, or blood damage, or even just plain toxin overload attacking pretty much whatever. It's special, it's a venom specially formulated to attack ONE thing, PAIN NERVES. It doesn't even affect other types of nerve endings, just pain nervs, sending them into overdrive. It's actually one of the most painful things that could happen, and it's completely harmless aside from the swelling reactoin from the pain.

So then, you have this hilarious joke of a creature. What could possibly be more hilarious? The poor guy who got stung by a platypus having to tell his story to some doctor.

Doctor: Oh my! What happened to you?!

Patient: I got stung by a platy...a jellyfish.

Doctor: Huh. It's looks like you've got claw marks on your leg...

Arthur: I got stung by a platypus.

Geno: And may I ask you... how?

Arthur: Well, its venomous claws were on its backside, so I...

Geno: Go on...

Arthur: I was drunk, and I...

Geno: Uh huh...

Arthur: I was kinda having... *points toward the sky* Look, a dead bird!

Geno: ...

Arthur: .........*points toward the sky again* Look, a diversion!

Geno: *looks up* WHERE?!

Arthur: *runs*

Geno: *turns back* There's no diversi--HEY, GET BACK HERE!

Man that's nuts. The platypus is insane! God must have been like "haha okay just one joke animal!".

God: Alright, well I guess I've made all the animals that we'll need.

Jesus: What are we going to do with all those beaver bodies and duck bills that you had to go out and buy in bulk?

God: Oh yeah, I forgot about all that. Hmm...I have an idea. *puts hand in waffle iron* AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WHY?!

Jesus:

God: Okay, now I've got a different idea.

Or perhaps one of those mad scientists like Marlon Brando used to play decided to splice the genes of random animals and the platypus was the end result.

Marlon Brando?

Marlon Brando played mad scientists?

In that Island of Doctor Moreuo or whatever movie.