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Quote:Monday, September 13, 2004 Posted: 3:07 PM EDT (1907 GMT)


LONDON, England (CNN) -- London's police chief has demanded an urgent inquiry after a fathers rights campaigner dressed as Batman evaded supposedly tight security to stage a protest on a Buckingham Palace balcony.

Officers, facing their second security breach in four months after the group pelted Prime Minister Tony Blair with flour-filled condoms, took five hours to finally bring the protester down from Queen Elizabeth's London residence.

A police spokeswoman told CNN that a man was arrested on Monday night in connection with the incident on suspicion of causing criminal damage.

Police said no members of the royal family were in the palace but admitted the protester should not have been able to scale the perimeter fence with a ladder and climb onto the high-profile balcony.

Scotland Yard issued a statement saying London police chief Sir John Stevens had demanded a report on the incident by Tuesday morning.

Stevens said "the intruder was readily identified as performing a publicity stunt but if he had been carrying a gun or a bomb he would probably have been shot," the statement added.

"He said that the CCTV (close-circuit television monitoring) and the alarms worked and the police response was speedy but nevertheless it was unacceptable that the wall had been scaled and he would ensure that whatever was necessary would be done in relation to improved security."

Former Buckingham Palace spokesman Dickie Arbiter said officials would be seriously embarrassed by Monday's incident.

He told Sky News: "They will be very seriously embarrassed by what has happened, and they will be looking at ways now to really tighten up on possibly even public access, and make it even harder to get in.

"But they've made it hard already, so how much harder they can make it in the light of this I don't really know."

The campaign group Fathers 4 Justice said the man scaled the palace's outer fence helped by a would-be accomplice dressed as comic hero Batman's sidekick Robin.

Meanwhile, other protesters distracted the attention of armed police by climbing on the front gate.

The group said police had threatened to shoot Robin unless he got down from the fence, "which we think is unacceptable because this is a peaceful, non-violent protest." Police declined to comment on the incident.

The protester dressed as Batman, wearing grey tights, black pants and cape, the superhero's bat symbol and a mask with pointed ears, then climbed up on the palace balcony -- which is used by the royals for ceremonial occasions.

Standing on a ledge to the right hand side of the balcony, about 8 meters (25 feet) above the ground, he unfurled a banner that read: "Super dads of fathers 4 justice."

Also on the banner were the words: "Fighting for your right to your kids."

After spending five hours trying to persuade the protester to come down, police on a cherry picker finally removed him at 7.20 p.m.

Royal security was reviewed after a Daily Mirror reporter got a job at Buckingham Palace as a servant before U.S. President George W. Bush stayed there during a state visit in November last year.

Stand-up comedian Aaron Barschak also highlighted lax security by gate-crashing Prince William's 21st birthday party at Windsor in June last year.

Fathers 4 Justice, which says Britain's courts are biased against fathers in divorce cases involving child access, are notorious for their publicity stunts.

Its attack on Blair in the House of Commons four months ago caused a massive security alert amid fears of a terrorist attack and prompted changes to access rules for parliament.


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Simply awesome.
I saw that on the news earlier this morning. Some criminals are just plain awesome.
Amen.
Adam West really needs to find some work.
Lol
"Batman was then shot on sight"
Val Kilmer sucks.
That guy IS awesome---quick, gang! Let's go bail him outta jail and make him an honorary Tendite!
Yeah! *everyone gets into the Myster Machine*
Lets have a party for him! We can invite Adam West and the guy who played Robin WOO!!
Hey this was on the Daily Show last night!
*Flies to England and appeals for the Batman's release--afterwards, gives him the Goron Medal of Coolness at a lush ceremony at Goron City; and then flies him to Tendo City to receive similar honors*

*A ball is held at the Goron-Tendo City embassy, at which Meatwad, Banana and Shiggy start breakdancing in celebration*

:meat: Banana :shiggy2:
*then GR and DJ join in on the party*



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Hahaha, I only kid, Johnny.

It's a good thing DJ can't see my posts, eh? Lol
Roffle waffle.
Oh yeah? Well, get some of this!
Hey, my two favorite celebrities (sort of) are from Colorado.

Carrot The carrot dances!
The Queen should hire him to protect the royal family!

Those English gadget lords can make the bat mobile, Now we can fight terrorism with super heroes!

:far-out:

We need a batman smiley in celebration!
alien space marine Wrote:We need a batman smiley in celebration!

Indeed!

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Well, someone get up and do it! You don't actually expect my lazy ass to get up and do it, do you?!
I heard about this. Apparently, this guy climbed up in the shadows while the guards were distracted and snuck towards a balcony. He IS Batman! Well, Batman would have actually gotten INSIDE the building from that window, questioned someone in a very scary manner, and then disappeared while the person had one last comment just before they turned around, only to see curtains flapping in the wind :D. But, this is just as good...
Hahahaha, that's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in ages, Johnny! Lol
Supreme Court Justice guy *sitting all rich like in a robe in a big expensive chair*: Hello there Dogbert. I must thank you for your help.

Dogbert: Actually, I never was a supreme court judge...

Judge: Really? Now I feel kinda bad about all those decisions you made for us...

Dogbert: No don't worry I didn't mind. Actually, I have a prison release here I'm filling out with "your" signature and I just wanted to let you know.

Judge: No problem. Could you make me sound indignated, oh, and put something in there about fairness.

Dogbert: No problem, I'll fax you a copy later.

Judge: Well I don't know when I'd ever <i>read</i> it.

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Dilbert *in jail after being convicted of murder of a lot of nobel prize winners, in an incident involving someone using a bag filled with a blood doner's blood as a water balloon, on a crime scene...*: Wow, this cell is huge.

Guard: Yeah, sorry about that internet connection.

Dilbert: There's an internet connection?

Guard: Yeah, your cable modem's in the shop though, so we've patched you in through the T1. Hope you don't mind. Oh yeah, here's your sack of marriage proposels.

Dilbert: Marriage proposels?

Guard: Oh yeah, you're in for murder right? That's like an aphrodisiac to women.

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*Wally is in prison, the bad kind with people working outside breaking up rocks all day.*

Prisoner: You sure is good there at not breaking up them there rocks.

Wally *casually scrapping rocks with pic held near the pick end*: ...Are those the conjigal visit trailors?

Prisoner: We'ze a team you and me. If we don't hammer up all these rocks by sundown, we don't get no dinner!

Wally: So, you get any marriage proposals yet?

Prisoner: You hear me boy? Pick up that there pick, and bring her DOWN!

Wally: *tries swinging pick*

Prisoner: Naw that ain't gonna do 'er! Here lemme show ya! *picks up Wally and hurls pick Wally's pick, by proxy, at the rocks*

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Ya know, lately commercials can tell you, TO YOUR FACE, that what they are trying to sell you sucks... Sadly, people are idiots...

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In all fairness, that would be pretty gross...

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THAT'S what I've been TRYING to tell you!