Tendo City

Stupid Enzyte commercials...

What?

Yeah, Bob is annoying...

Bob is, kind of, the mascot for Enzyte, a product for *ahem* "Natural Male Enhancement", as they call it. He walks around with a gigantic grin, an overenthusiastic wife, goofy music playing in the background, and a narrator talking about how much better his life is after Enzyte.

They are pretty annoying, but the one with the Japanese businessmen is a little funny.

And blatant imagery like the neighbor with the drooping garden hose, in one of them...

Apparently the drug turns you into a retarded dork in exchange for the "Enhancement"

:D

There was a google spider investigating this thead, and here I am. People will say "omg old thread for no raison!1" and I will agree.

Love me for it.

This thread is very old.

The main issue here is the total lack of any evidence that these sorts of products work. The buzz word that should set everyone's "bull" detectors off is "natural". What does that mean? Is a giant bottle of pills natural now? What seperates the natural pills from the unnatural? I would wager that absolutely nothing does. Both have to be developed in labs, and both have to get their chemicals from the world around us.

I was just about to point that same thing out, DJ. About a year and a half after the thread was made, yes, but I was going to say it eventually!

Those commercials are quite fucked. Same goes for Bob's wife and possibly some other mistresses. I made a sexual pun. Laugh, damn you!

You beat my time by 12 seconds... and 42 minutes... and 15 hours... I do plan to finish someday!

What's that quote from? It sounds familiar, like it's from a cartoon or something.

Futurama! The war episode!

Is it true we can join the military and then immediatly quit? You know, playing you guys for chumps?

Correct. There is no obligation. Unless of course, war were declared.

*alarm*

What's that?

War were declared.

Haha. War is the H Word, I believe it is called. (According to all those websites and stuff.)