*The peaceful, happy-go-lucky world of Post-Goron Occupational TC Forums is shattered with the thunderous roar of cannon fire. Moments later, the drone of twin-engine Goron transports can be heard...the sky turns to blazing orange, as the denizens of Tendo City realize that the Goron war machine is back on the road, and inbound!*
HERE YE, HERE YE!
Darunia's back. He has a new version of Netscape that works.
Best Regards,
Barry.
*looks around*
I tihink you mean <b><i>HEAR</i> YE, <I>HEAR</i> YE</b>, Darunia.
Darunia: You dare correct me??
EM: Well, I guess so.
Darunia: Do you know who I am??
EM: Of course I do, I've known you for years.
Darunia: And you still have the nerve to do such a thing??
EM: Yes.
Darunia: Oh. Well. My mistake, thanks.
*EdenMaster is impaled from four different directions by Goron Cavalry* :goron:
EM: Good to have you back, Darunia...
*dies*
Good to be back, Sir. Maybe if I looked up less porn I'd get fewer virii and such.
Yes, that may help.
Isn't your spear sharp enough by now?
A Goron's spear is never too sharp.
*pokes EdenMaster's corpse with a stick* :stick:
A little to the left.
...
Ahh...that's the spot. Thanks.
I'm glad to see you, but if you try to hug me, I'll kill you and rape your corpse.
Let the party begin! Que la fête commence!
*Jams to Saria's Song*
*begins playing CD of Saria's Song* *sets CD player on repeat* Alright, now let's go see what he's got in his refrigerator.
Darunia: HOT! What a hot beat!
EM: You're liable to hurt someone with all that flailing.
*clinging to the nearest nailed-to-the-floor object as Darunia dances*
Everyone just calm down! I'm sure that he'll stop eventu...UMPH!! *is hit by Darunia's wildly flailing arms* By nothe! Hi liked dat nothe!!
Watch out, those Gorons aren't the most coordinated dancers...
I dunno, he's pretty fly.
He's pretty fly for a rock-eating guy.
*The military governonr in charge of Goron-occupied Tendo City nails a new order to the church door:*
TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY
[whisper]Remember, guys, we drop the CDs from the blimp at midnight. Don't forget![/whisper]
Quote:TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY
*Orders his Atomic Chimp scientists to build a Saria's Song death ray*
well.. that sucks. Now there's a horny french speaking bad dancing spear polishing goron back on the loose and he's already banned the means of his previous demise..
*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*
Darunia Wrote:How do you fit 7 jews in a Volkswagon Beetle?
In the ashtray.
Did he really say that?
Darunia that is a really sick thing to say, I'm german and I don't even find that funny..
Now had you said 11 jews with seven in the ashtray and the other four being the contents of the wheels then I might reconsider.
Q: What's better than a baby?
A: A dead baby.
I never fucking said that.
Only Lazy Fat Trouble-Making Cocksucker would say something like that.
This just in Darunia needs a hug more at eleven.
UltraMarioMan Wrote:*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*
Poop your pants tone? You mean the brown note?
HELLO INTERNET.
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*Goron cavalry bursts into the thread, toting sabers; hacking off limbs left and right. They order the meeting to disband---terrified Tendites run off, screaming in all directions*
*throws a spear at you*
SAUCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN <i>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!</i>
*attacks with is gay cavelry*
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Psssh, my level 5 kitten lords beat your puny "army".
KEKEKEKITTEN RUSH.
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Beware the Shiggy Army of Doom!
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Darunia: Retreat!
:goron:
A-ha! My reinforcements have arrived!
Okay everyone, time's up playing war with Darunia. Give me back those gnat hats.
I'll help too! *brings his AC-130 gunships and heavy-armored Bi-pedal battle tanks to the aid of Undertow and Geno*
*Sends in the 109th Atomic Chimp Heavy Armor brigade to assist the rebeling Tendites*
*sends in the 18th-42nd V3 fusions bomber squadrons with five squandrens of hornet-class fighter jets*
*Sends in Mecha Richard Nixon*
*sends in Buddy Christ, with Karate Chop action*
*sends in Jesus Christ superstar*
*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order*
*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*
*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*
That's bogus. Peter Griffen and the Aqua Teens have already alligned with General Sanchez to form the Grand Army of the Republic [of the United States of America]. And anyway Russia doesn't even HAVE a military. What are they going to do? Bleed on us?
Darunia Wrote:What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven
Help Jesus carry his own cross with NEW kung-fu action grip!
And there may not be any room at the inn, but there's PLENTY of room in Malibu Mary's split level beach house!
Quote:*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order*
*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*
*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*
*Calls in the aid of his Canadian allies* *Stewie Griffin aligns with the rebels* The Atomic Chimp 111th Airborne is called in*
