Tendo City

As a tribute to ABF, I'd like to start a thread where nothing has any point to it whatsoever. Don't make any sense, don't even respond to each other. Just try to be as pointless as possible.

Pointless. :p

Like your face.

Your face is pointless!

Your <i>mom</i> is pointless!

male Nipples are pointless.

Not entirely... they're very sensitive and can therefore be used for slight sexual stimulation, if touched properly.

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Don't look at me like that!

I SAID don't look at me like that!

Oh yeah, another use for nipples- they can be exploited for Taw-chaw (or "torture", if you want to speak phonetically correct, which is no fun). Just the other night, my best friend and girlfriend were pinching and twisting my nipples in the diner and making my shriek in ecstatic, sexual pain. The looks I got are much like the looks Danielle is giving me now.

But anyways, to say that nipples are <i>useless</i> is exhibiting your own lack of imagination.

Um...let's quickly now change the subject.

And the subject shall be...something other than what has previously been discuseed. ANYTHING that has not previously been discussed.


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Maybe not. There's too many things that haven't been discussed in this thread...

If you think sticking holes into your nipples for rings is a use of your imagination I woudlnt want to have nipples.

What is this woman thinking of?

A. I wonder if I left the heat on...

B. Is Girl Scouts' camp this Thursday or next?

C. I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!1!!1!1

C

Great Rumbler Wrote:Um...let's quickly now change the subject.

And the subject shall be...something other than what has previously been discuseed. ANYTHING that has not previously been discussed.


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Maybe not. There's too many things that haven't been discussed in this thread...

Once you discuss hardcore public nipplery, there's just not much else left worth discussing, I'm afraid.

A Black Falcon Wrote:C

Yeah.

I guess my fascial hair is a sexual thing now?!!

Not as sexual as that picture of Nickdaddy's mom in your avatar.

Some nice nazi hooters!

JUDEN RAUS.

I like gatorade.

Sporks are cool.

I shook John Edwards' hand.

I shook Thomas' hand.

Cool. The only candidate that's been to Maine more than like once is Kucinich...

Were you saying cool to me or GR?

GR, if he's telling the truth... :)

But I met Thomas...

A Black Falcon Wrote:GR, if he's telling the truth... :)

He stopped in Durant, Oklahoma and spoke at SOSU [Southeastern Oklahoma State University] and my history teacher took a group of student to hear him speak. While he was leaving I went up to him and blurted out "Can I shake your hand?", he agreed of course and so I shook hands with him.

He might be a Democrat but that doesn't mean I can't be unreasonably excited about shaking his hand.

I doubt anyone else here has shaken the hand of a presidential candidate...

I threw panties at Michael Dukakis.

I shook Bill Clinton's hand once when he visited Croatia.

Bill Clinton threw panties at me.

I may not've shaken a presidential candidate's hand, but my mom saw Richard Nixon in person.

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So what if Nixon is the most infamous president of the twentieth century?

Yeah, I'm sure, Weltall...

I've seen several of Maine's Senators and Representatives, and see our previous Governor every so often since he lives in the same town I do (Angus King), but never a President... Hillary Clinton did go to our high school once for a speech but not for the students and I didn't go.

Oh yeah, my half brother's seen Jimmy Carter a few times. He lives just down the street from him and even met him at the movie theatre in Plains, GA. He's also seen him at the church there a few times.

This is an actual quote from one of the local leaders in my area, he said it while we were waiting for Edwards to get there.

"Now George Bush is talking about going to Mars. You know what? I think he should be on the first flight there!" *pause for applause* "You know that guy O'Neil who wrote that book about Bush? Well, they should send him too!"

Me: What? That doesn't even make sense...

I've met our state senator/former governor George Allen, who finally broke the Chuck Robbathon monopoly over that other senate seat.

I'd vote for him if he ever ran for pres.

Who?

Great Rumbler Wrote:This is an actual quote from one of the local leaders in my area, he said it while we were waiting for Edwards to get there.

"Now George Bush is talking about going to Mars. You know what? I think he should be on the first flight there!" *pause for applause* "You know that guy O'Neil who wrote that book about Bush? Well, they should send him too!"

Me: What? That doesn't even make sense...

OB1 Wrote:Who?

Weltall, in plain English Wrote:our state senator/former governor George Allen

:kiss:

I was replying to GR about that O'Neil guy.

This thread is no longer pointless!

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See! It comes to a point! Here comes another!

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Ho ho! I kill me.

geoboy Wrote:This thread is no longer pointless!

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See! It comes to a point! Here comes another!

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Ho ho! I kill me.

:confused2 Uh... right...

Quote:I was replying to GR about that O'Neil guy.

Paul O'Neil? Former treasure secretary under Presidnt Bush. He got fired and then he got this guy to write a book and it did a lot of Bush bashing. I still can't figure out why they want to send to Mars, though...

Oh you mean that stuff about Bush trying to find a way to wage war with Iraq as soon as he came into office? Is all that stuff true?

Many say his real incentive for going to war with Iraq was to avenge his father.

Like Rambo!

One time I met my sister, Gina. She was pretty cool.