Then I could put salsa in it and eat right off of my head. It would keep be warm and snackfulisocious!
I'd put cheese in it, except edible headwear tends to get hair in it...
How about one of those hats with the cans in it and straws that go to your mouth? You could put liquidy salsa in them... but you'd still need somewhere for the chips...
That's a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it! :D
I wish I had a cheese helmet.
Homer: Nacho, nacho man! I've got be a nacho man!