4th November 2003, 8:41 PM
4th November 2003, 10:46 PM
Califats.
4th November 2003, 11:03 PM
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was a good book...
4th November 2003, 11:12 PM
I like nerds.
4th November 2003, 11:36 PM
Yes, Nerds are good. :)
5th November 2003, 12:46 AM
Tim Burton's directing a new film adaptation to the novel <u>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory</u>.
FYI.
FYI.
5th November 2003, 1:00 AM
Oh yeah, and in the cartoon The Critic, Jay Sherman once had Gene Wilder as a guest on his show. That was kinda like a spoof, since Wilder was dressed as Willie Wonka, and Jay ate a magical piece of candy that turns "wicked children into giant blueberries". Great stuff. :D
5th November 2003, 1:13 AM
Thanks a LOT SJ! I thought that was a LINK, but no, it was just underlined
JERK, like Pod 6! Alright, you shall face the true powers of The Hump! EVIL has entered this Hoouuuse! NO leaf is safe!
And I know that titles for books and movies and games and such are SUPPOSED to be underlined when written, so SHUT UP about that, jerk!
Frylock: Um, but he saved your life and bought everyone tasty drinks.
DJ: Shut up! He's a jerk and I hate him!
Haha, just messin' with ya. You're ALLLLLLLL right!
SJ: DJ, you're what the Spaniards call humorous.
JERK, like Pod 6! Alright, you shall face the true powers of The Hump! EVIL has entered this Hoouuuse! NO leaf is safe!
And I know that titles for books and movies and games and such are SUPPOSED to be underlined when written, so SHUT UP about that, jerk!
Frylock: Um, but he saved your life and bought everyone tasty drinks.
DJ: Shut up! He's a jerk and I hate him!
Haha, just messin' with ya. You're ALLLLLLLL right!
SJ: DJ, you're what the Spaniards call humorous.
5th November 2003, 2:30 PM
Haha, click on this link!
Beanjo is the best.
*gives beanjo a pat on the back*
*then moves closer to beajo, slowly caressing his backside...*
Beanjo runs away, crying.
Me: Haha! Another fragile mind destroyed by my fake homosexual advances! Success!
Beanjo is the best.
*gives beanjo a pat on the back*
*then moves closer to beajo, slowly caressing his backside...*
Beanjo runs away, crying.
Me: Haha! Another fragile mind destroyed by my fake homosexual advances! Success!
5th November 2003, 3:46 PM
There's a Willy Wonka candy factory in Itasca, Illinois which is near where I live. We used to run past in a lot during cross country in high school. We never did see any Oompa Loompas, though.
5th November 2003, 4:47 PM
Of course not don't be silly! Dern flast it, what's less predictable? A: Me saying "they're a secret and live inside the place!" or is it less predictable to make you THINK I'm saying that and then instead just say "I mean everyone KNOWS they don't exist you crazy idiot!"?
5th November 2003, 6:46 PM
Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Sloodadee-darmedguards!
Bender: Shut up!
Bender: Shut up!
5th November 2003, 8:35 PM
Prof: What are those HORRIBLE orange creatures over there?
Slug creature: Why those are the Grunga Lungas. They make slurm here in the slurm factory.
Prof: Tell them I HATE them!
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News caster: Okay, I lied about that last scroll. I just thought that if I reported there were none left everyone would stop looking thus giving me the edge and.... well it was wrong of me. And, as an act of apology I will now place this carniverous insect inside my ear. Hmm.... kinda tickles.... Guh, AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAHHHHH!
Slug creature: Why those are the Grunga Lungas. They make slurm here in the slurm factory.
Prof: Tell them I HATE them!
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News caster: Okay, I lied about that last scroll. I just thought that if I reported there were none left everyone would stop looking thus giving me the edge and.... well it was wrong of me. And, as an act of apology I will now place this carniverous insect inside my ear. Hmm.... kinda tickles.... Guh, AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAHHHHH!
5th November 2003, 8:53 PM
(After Marge gets home from the sugar factory)
Homer-Were there any Oompa Loompa's?
Marge-There was one, but it was sleeping, and in a cage.
Homer-Oh...
Homer-Were there any Oompa Loompa's?
Marge-There was one, but it was sleeping, and in a cage.
Homer-Oh...