thats got to be the absolute silliest thing ive ever seen
If that's the silliest thing you've ever seen you SICKEN me! (Um, unless you just recently had your sight restored after being blind since birth, in which case sorry...)
Alright. Fess up. Who here bid on it?
I'm looking at YOU, Goron!
Why would you want Spears Fart?!!!
Why would you want anybody fart!!!
Goddamit, its closed...what was it? It wasn't as good as when they were selling a real, life ghost in a bottle, was it? :D
Supposedly, it was one of Britney Spears' farts captured in a tupperware container.
What's a life ghost Darunia?
oO(PMayhaps the lad should learn to use commas correctly... Also, he might wish to learn the difference between life and live...)
Last week Iraq was for sale but they stopped the auction because the owner had lost or broken it
Too bad. I've always wanted to have my own country.
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Lord Neo
Last week Iraq was for sale but they stopped the auction because the owner had lost or broken it
I remeber sombody tried to sell the moon once. But he couldnt claim ownership.
That's because the moon is already legally owned by someone else.
Neil Armstrong!
Technically the Moon is property of the U.S traditionaly the first person to plant a flag on unclaimed territory claims ownership.
So Who ever thinks they own the moon is a moronic ass hole if they are not from the U.S goverment.
No. UN guidelines states that no one government or state body can own the moon. (or something like that.. it's very late and I can't quite function properly)
Unfortunately, there was a loophole in that the guidelines do NOT say that no one individual could claim the moon as their own. So this one guy claimed it. Wrote letters to the UN, the US Government and to all sorts of people claiming it.
Now he sells it for quite a lot of money. He was on Conan O'Brien one day, and gave Conan a free piece of the moon!
I think that is really retarded.
Thats it I own Mars!
I am will start auctioning off martian land soon.
And I...will own Neptune!
Really stupid that is. Well, we'll see how much ownership the guy claims after a little MILITARY FORCE from someone who actually WILL own Luna!
That guy was on Conan once. He's sold moon property to the likes of Steven Spielberg and Bill Gates. It's insane.
I'm going to buy enough moon land so I can make my own small nation and build my own army of hyper chipmunks that I will train there so I can dominate the galaxy.
Quote:Originally posted by Undertow
I'm going to buy enough moon land so I can make my own small nation and build my own army of hyper chipmunks that I will train there so I can dominate the galaxy.
Been there, done that.
Nah nah, Luna is our moon's actual name.
And Sol is our sun's actual name. Of course, neither are used very often since people don't really need to specify that it's EARTH'S sun they are talking about in normal conversations.
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar
If that's the silliest thing you've ever seen you SICKEN me! (Um, unless you just recently had your sight restored after being blind since birth, in which case sorry...)
I humbly accept your apology.
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar
And Sol is our sun's actual name.
True, also that's why we call our little collection of planets around the sun the SOLar system.
Really? I knew Sol was Spanish for sun, but I did not know the rest.
Yeppers, and so now you can be a total nerd and be VERY annoying when correcting anyone who calls another star system (planet system, either or...) a solar system that technically only OUR system revolving around Sol is the solar system. And Fox McCloud lives in the Lylat system, orbiting... Solar... Okay so apparently the scientists of Corneria decided to be more original in naming systems than just using the star's name... But hey, only OUR scientists were creative enough to OFFICIALLY call our galaxy the "Milky Way". No way some cool name like Andromeda will fit us. We gotta be called a name that inspires TERROR in any alien forces trying to destroy our world and threaten our children, MILKY WAY!
(Oh, and on that same note only our moon has a "lunar landscape" or any other term that starts with "lunar". Then again, since most of the moons in our friendly neighborhood Solar System are very different from our's, it's kinda hard to label them all one type of landscape to begin with.
One final thing. Isn't it just the weirdest coincidence that our moon is 400 times smaller than the sun yet 400 times closer to us, so that it ends up being exactly the same size and being able to perfectly cover the sun during an eclipse? That's just good design right there.
I am gonna auction your jobs off to foreigners muahahaha!
I am the evil CEO !
Quote:Originally posted by OB1
That guy was on Conan once.
I already said that. Mr. OB1 "Redundant" Redundant.
Quote:He's sold moon property to the likes of Steven Spielberg and Bill Gates. It's insane.
Yah, and Sheriton and other major hotel chains have lots of land up there, too.
Yeah, 'Sun' isn't a good name for the sun since that is a generic term, not a name... Sol means sun too, of course, but not in English (its from Latin, not Spanish, I believe (since they named all the planets after Roman gods...) (same with Luna, I think...)... though that's Spanish too...)
Quote:I already said that. Mr. OB1 "Redundant" Redundant.
Wait, so my nickname is the same as my last name? Huh.
Quote:Mr. OB1 "Redundant" Redundant.
Hahaha, now that's irony!
Oh yeah?! Well, I own your house! And I'm going to forclose on the mortgage! Booyah!
My friend's younger brother sent a letter to the UN asking if he could own Alpha Centauri. They haven't replied yet.
Quote:Originally posted by Great Rumbler
Hahaha, now that's irony!
It was intentional for the purpose of being humorous.. :S
I knew that both of you knew that I knew you knew about me knowing you knew.
I knew that you knew the he didn't know that you knew that both of us knew that you knew he knew about you knowing he knew.
But he didn't know I knew about him knowing that both of you knew about the fact that I knew that you two both knew about my knowing that you knew that he knew that I didn't know that he knew that both of you knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew!
However, I think I know he didn't know you knew about him knowing that both of us knew about the fact that you knew that is two both knew about you knowing that I knew that he knew that you didn't know that he knew that both of us knew that he knew that you knew that he knew that you knew!
