I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head!
the 1st one was funny.
i totally agree with the discipling one.
You shouldn't be thinking that *smack*. NOW how you like it?
Quote:If you're too old to chase your kid around the house, use the handle of your cane to trip him if he tries to get away. When he gets up, poke him in the head a few times to let him know who's boss.
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Hahaha!
You vant mushrooms?? Shut up!!
It would of been funnier without the people laughing in the background.
I actually thought it was funnier because of the people laughing in the background. :D
With the people laughing it ends up funny for a different reason. That guy must be the "leader" so any jokes he makes are instantly laughed at by the group. I have cronies who laugh at what I say all the time, and almost all my jokes aren't all that funny (plus they laugh at the least funny parts...). It's annoying but at the same time I'm in no hurry to stop them.
Without them I think I would have liked what was SUPPOSED to be funny more.
You want brocoli !
What the hell is Brocoli anyway!
So Shut up with the Brocoli!
I'm out killing pepperoni!
That has been an extremely popular sound file in my group of friends for going on a couple of years now. I was in tears on the floor the first.. six or seven times I listened to it. Still gets me giggling occasionally.
If you want something cwazy, like a pineapple, I kill you!
Everyone was telling me it was funny.