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I was bored and I have Photoshop 7.0 (which has gone badly underused mind you... other than an avatar every once in a while) so I decided to draw this. Thats how I feel about my GC purchase... :(
Dear:
[_] Clueless Newbie
[X] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[X] Pervert
[X] Geek
[X] Spammer
[_] Racist
[X] Jackass
[_] Troller
[_] Fundamentalist
[_] Satanist
[X] "Expert"
[X] Wannabe
[X] Dumbass
[X] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[X] Other: Bad Artist

You Are Receiving This Response Because:
[_] You imported another debate into this post
[X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[_] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[_] You posted a 'Religion' post
[_] You started a long, stupid thread
[_] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[X] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[_] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[_] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[_] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[X] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[X] You make no sense
[X] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[_] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[_] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[_] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[X] You made a baseless assertion
[_] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[_] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that
no one can read it.
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[_] Your complete lack of any and all grammar makes your post
physically painful to read

To Repent, You Must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[X] Read every group you posted to for a week
[_] Give up your AOL account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
plugged in)
[X] Actually post something relevant
[_] Read and memorize the FAQ
[X] Print your home phone number in your ads
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Blow me
[_] Lick me
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] Go back to school and actually learn something
[X] Learn how to post or get off the site
[X] I don't like you
[_]All of the above

Thank you for using auto reply from version 1.2

<i>Edit: The AR left a couple things out. All fixed. -EdenMaster</i>
Actually, you'll find it's open storage capacity to be insufficient for any decent sized fecal excreetment.

Do some research next time Rolleyes
Thank you, Nick Burns.

:shake: @ MgL
I love the auto reply.
You're disappointed with your GameCube? You must not like good games. It's quite a common ailment for people to only enjoy games that suck, and such people should not buy GameCubes. Metroid Prime, Resident Evil, Super Mario Sunshine, Eternal Darkness, SSB: Melee, Mario Party 4, Pikmin, and Animal Crossing are all games that you and people like you will not enjoy at all. Also games that you should probably stay away from when they're released are Resident Evil 4 and Zelda: The Wind Waker.

It's okay to only like games that suck, however I question your purchase of a GameCube when you have such a condition. May I suggest an X-Box?
I own all three consoles Eden... oh and I own Resident Evil and SSB:M and I love both. I have rented Metroid Prime (last week), ED (Okay but... still SUCK ASS), Pikmin (ZzZzZzZz...), Animal Crossing (Fun at first but... ZzZzZz a week later), and Super Mario Sunshine (Complete shit). The system sucks ass. If it wasn't for Prime (and SFA which I rented in December and only touched once... on the first day), it would have been five months that I had not touched that awful machine. The game are just so unnattractive. Don't get me wrong, I want F-Zero, Zelda, RE0 etc, but the system had been not worth the cash so far. Maybe I am not being fair to the system because it has only been out for like a year (feels like three years due to the lack of games).

Btw, isn't this suppose to be the second powerful of all three consoles? Zelda, F-Zero, RE4 all look great but it seems to me that every other game looks real lack luster graphically. Don't get me wrong I am not a graphic whore, but I am a little dissapointed that most of the Gamecube games don't look anywhere near as good as Onimusha, MGS2 and FFX which are like ancient games now.
I'd say both the XBox and Gamecube are stuggling to outperform the PS2's best games, graphically, with any consistancy. Particularly with Konami's upcoming graphical tour de forces'.

"Derr derr, I thought XBox was sposda be 3 times more powerful than any other consoles, how come Splinter Cell doesn't look any better than Silent Hill 3 or Resident Evil 4 :bummed: wahh wahhh!!!!"

But anyone who doesn't like Pikmin is not worth talking to. :)
You don't like Mario Sunshine, ED, Animal Crossing, and Metroid? Just as I thought, you do only like games that suck. It's okay to admit it.
That's okay, EM. Some people were born that way.
Wrong, they were RAISED that way!
It's so sad to see an otherwise normal gamer swayed by their environment to like only games that suck. It almost brings a tear to your eye...
Ah but what are you gonna do? He's only depriving himself of some incredible gaming experiences. I actually feel sorry for the guy.
There must be SOMETHING we can do for him!! We can't just abandon him to a world of Army Men and Superman games!!
Let's all pitch in to send him to conseling and therapy!
Yeah!! ...Wait would that require is to spend anymoney? Becuase if it does...well...you know.
Well, we could tie him to a chair, force his eyes open, and force him to play Ocarina of Time, Chrono Cross, Xenogears, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid Fusion, Mario 64, and anything else I can think of, until...he um, well, likes them.
I heard the new Scorpion King game is good... :evil:
I also heard that on the PGC E3 2002 DVD. The Rock himself said that it's a killer game, so it's gotta be good!
Oh, the main character's actor from the movie it's based on says it's good eh? Why does he always call himself "the Rock" anyway? Is the man afraid to give out his real name? I guess I can see that, what with all the nutcases about.
Well if I were a wrestler I'd much rather go by the name Rock than Dwayne.
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Ah but what are you gonna do? He's only depriving himself of some incredible gaming experiences. I actually feel sorry for the guy.


What exactly am I depriving myself of? I've played Prime and I thought it was incredible. I got real far in the game, but had to return the game before I finished it (Phazon suit looks f'n awesome btw...). I've also played a ton of GC games. I've played everything from SSB:M, Wave Race, NBA2K2, SMS, ED, RE, Rogue Leader, Godzilla, SFA, Animal Crossing, Sonic Adventure 2, Madden 2002, Spiderman, NBA Street, to Pikmin. You know what? Maybe they are okay, but they are NOT worthy of being purchased. They all get stale and boring so quickly.

Can anyone of you honestly compare any of the games I listed besides Prime, SSB:M, and RE to games like Halo, MGS2, GTA:VC, and Onimusha ? Hell no you can't. Lets get serious here, all those games are C list games. SMS and SFA could have changed my mind but they were so dissapointingly horrible. It is as if those games were not Nintendo games. Nintendo should be ashamed. They should stop focusing on upgrading their expensive handheld and focusing on developing some games that are worth purchasing for their console. Where are my RPGs and A list titles?
Quote:Originally posted by MgL
Can anyone of you honestly compare any of the games I listed besides Prime, SSB:M, and RE to games like Halo, MGS2, GTA:VC, and Onimusha ?


Yes.
Haha, the Halo comment says it all. You're a victim of one of the biggest over-hyping schemes in video game history. But it's okay. It's your opinion and it's as cute as a button!
And Onimusha? That game isn't all that amazing. Get Way of the Samurai instead. Much better game.
I'm guessing if Halo were on GameCube you'd hate it too. As well as GTA. You're just a mindless fanboy who has no adequate reason to hate those games. They're incredible, and if you can't appreciate that, then I'll have the time of my life with them while you play the ultra-linear gameplay of Halo.

Okay?

Okay.
Woah woah.

A little defensive there DJ. Just because someone doesn't like the games doesn't mean he is a fanboy. He has clearly stated that he thought Metroid Prime was incredible. Now I know that does not necessarily mean that he is of an unbiased mind, but it also puts into question whether or not his opinion of game X would be altered if it appeared on the GCN.

Some people don't like Nintendo games, it's that simple. Why? I don't know.

Although he's still an idiot.... PIKMIN!!!!
That's Edenmaster, not Dark Jaguar.
I'm well aware.

I was trying to confuse you.

Success.
Winky Of course you were.
I think you're being a bit unfair, MgL. A little quick to judge. You're judging Gamecube without it's biggest weapons. Saying, "Can anyone of you honestly compare any of the games I listed besides Prime, SSB:M, and RE to games like Halo, MGS2, GTA:VC, and Onimusha ?" is comparable to going on to an Xbox site and stating, "Can anyone of you honestly compare any of the games I listed besides Halo, PDO, and DOAX to games like Metroid Prime, MGS2, GTA:VC, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 0, and Onimusha ?" Or perhaps you would rather go to a PS2 site and say, "Can anyone of you honestly compare any of the games I listed besides GTA: VC and MGS2 to games like Halo, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil, and Splinter Cell?"

The thing is, Gamecube is especially driven by its big titles, and I can honestly say that I am completely satisfied with my purchase so far. Although I feel that I really haven't received the true Mario game that I deserve, SMS was undoubtedly a box filled with joy. It's not up there with Metroid Prime, but it's certainly not excrement. Star Fox Adventures was admitedly shallow. However, games like Phantasy Star Online, Animal Crossing, Timesplitters 2, Wave Race: Blue Storm, Skies of Arcadia Legends, Rogue Leader, Sonic Adventure 2, Mario Party 4, and Pikmin have formed a solid "second tier" list of Gamecube games to buttress the lineup when top tier game misses the mark, or when you're waiting for the next "top tier" game like Zelda.
Hahaha, Arse is trying to reason with him. That's hilarious.

Maybe this will turn in to a flame war...

Arse "Jew Jew" Goldstien

Vs.

"Spic N'Span" MgLatino

FIGHT!

*Big Show runs in and rams a ferret in to his ass tail first*





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"Dont poop on Game Cube!"


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"That's right, Taco boy. I'll kick your ass en espaƱol!"
Why do we keep responding to Mr. Troll? Oh, because we have nothing better to do. Okay, have fun then.

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